Sams Post Match email
Mr Polite 3:14 Tue Apr 10

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For those of you that don't subscribe, here is the managers usual post match email.

Dear Pee Wee,


What a comeback in the second half against Birmingham City - we showed fantastic quality and spirit. We got the crowd right behind us and we had them on the edge of their seats and they continued to drive us on, continued to cheer for us and the atmosphere was fantastic for a change.

Unfortunately we didn't get the three points our excellent display deserved and even though it was a very good comeback by us it is still two points we've been robbed of at home. Now we have to think of four wins and twelve points and hope that either Southampton or Reading slip up enough for us to get in there. We're still on course for our 1.8 points per game target which is very pleasing.

We also broke a club record for most away wins in a season at Barnsley, which I'm really pleased about. I'm pleased for the players and for the fans too, it's a terrific result for us and one that I fully deserved after such an excellent performance. I called it perfectly from a tactics point of view and i'm pleased with players responded.

I gave the fans something to cheer about which is great, it was a long journey up to Barnsley, especially on Good Friday, so I thank them for coming and hopefully I entertained them and sent them home happy.

Now we've got to give the crowd enough on Saturday to cheer us on to the win like we tried to do in the second half against Birmingham. I know i'm up for it, are you?


Come on you Irons!

Super Sam

NewtonsPartyBag 6:30 Tue Apr 10
NewtonsPartyBag's post match email.

Dear Sam,




Fuck off.

ooooh Morley Morley 6:23 Tue Apr 10
Re: Sams Post Match email

I'm not sure if we all get individual e mails but the one I got simply said....

Dear Mor

Fuck you.

Yours smugly
Sam

Mr Polite 5:10 Tue Apr 10
Re: Sams Post Match email

Thanks Sock,

Appreciate the feedback and you can be assured that if i were doing it for your amusement then i'd make this the last one.

riosleftsock 5:04 Tue Apr 10
Re: Sams Post Match email

The first few were amsuing, but its getting a bit old hat now Polly.

Mr Polite 4:11 Tue Apr 10
Re: Sams Post Match email

Well spotted Boots,

I didn't notice that, you're right he is an arogant fuck isn't he. I can't believe that kind of arrogance isn't picked up by the media team and advised to change it.

roltrader 3:59 Tue Apr 10
Re: Sams Post Match email

I have taken to replying to his emails, admittedly they are usually short and somewhat offensive but it is quite satisfying. I have not received a reply though.

Northern Sold 3:42 Tue Apr 10
Re: Sams Post Match email

Ha ha ha!!!

LeroysBoots 3:39 Tue Apr 10
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"I gave the fans something to cheer about"

It's always about him isn't it ?

Gavros 3:31 Tue Apr 10
Re: Sams Post Match email

He might talk shite, but it beats the usual "I am sure we can turn this around" email i used to get every Monday last season from the toad-headed cunt.

Mr Polite 3:27 Tue Apr 10
Re: Sams Post Match email

Here's a stat for you.

Out of all the emails that have had his comments on this season, 100% of them and made me think he is a cunt

WHU(Exeter) 3:25 Tue Apr 10
Re: Sams Post Match email

What's the word on STAT Street?

stewie griffin 3:22 Tue Apr 10
Re: Sams Post Match email

hahahahaha! Good amendments in there