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arsene york-hunt 8:49 Fri Jan 27
Man Crushed by Urinal

https://news.sky.com/story/man-dies-after-being-crushed-by-telescopic-urinal-in-londons-west-end-12796833

Gary Strodders shank 8:52 Sat Jan 28
Re: Man Crushed by Urinal

Poor old Jimmy Riddle

Pub Bigot 8:45 Sat Jan 28
Re: Man Crushed by Urinal

His family will be pissed off that he died in such pour circumstances.

I reckon those hydraulic telescopic urinals will be slashed in price now, mind.

Mike Oxsaw 8:20 Sat Jan 28
Re: Man Crushed by Urinal

A case of the piss taking him, rather than the other way around.

Eerie Descent 2:13 Sat Jan 28
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What a waste.

cholo 1:25 Sat Jan 28
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Just more proof that YOU BEND to gods mercy.

Briano 9:45 Fri Jan 27
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He would’ve got time an a turd if he was working on a Saturday

cup of tea 9:42 Fri Jan 27
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Better than being armitage shanked

Tomshardware 9:41 Fri Jan 27
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Another life down the drain.

Iron Duke 9:39 Fri Jan 27
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Ladies and Gents.

Please have some decorum.

Mr. Burns 9:32 Fri Jan 27
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Rest in piss

Nurse Ratched 9:29 Fri Jan 27
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What a shithouse way to go.

RBshorty 9:28 Fri Jan 27
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That’s a real pisser.


RIP

Far Cough 9:24 Fri Jan 27
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I didn't know the poor fella died? Am now ashamed of my poor taste remark

RIP

Leonard Hatred 9:20 Fri Jan 27
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URINE

gph 9:13 Fri Jan 27
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No surprise the revolt of the machines has started with a Urilift.

There's only so much humiliation a smart bog can take

lab 8:56 Fri Jan 27
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Don’t take the piss

Far Cough 8:54 Fri Jan 27
Re: Man Crushed by Urinal

Was he dying for a slash?