Far East Hammer 8:01 Tue Jan 10
Limericks 2012 Reboot
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An only way is Essex clone
on her ear was a mobile phone
Discussing suntans
That come out of cans
At length on this topic she'd drone
A young lady from Billericay
Was exploring pasttimes quite kinky
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HairyHammer
12:28 Tue May 21
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I think i might give up commuting.
The staff at the station need shooting
I asked which platform ?
All i got was a yawn
And now i am stranded in tooting.
I could not believe my eyes
As my grandad zipped open his fly's.
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Joke Whole
5:11 Tue May 21
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I've been at work since about eight
But I just can't self-motivate.
So, I'm off to the stalls
To tickle my balls
Whilst texting details to my mate.
I think I might give up commuting,
The staff at the station need shooting
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Far East Hammer
2:40 Tue May 21
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Next season let's hope we are able
to consolidate in mid table
So more of the same?
I guess that's Sam's game
Though it's ain't too bad to be stable
I've been at work since about eight
But I just can't self-motivate
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,
10:12 Mon May 20
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Expect WHO postings horrendously poor
Silly season's upon us once more
so let's not make a forecast
till the window in August
stops the movement of players galore
Next season let's hope we are able
to consolidate in mid table
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Far East Hammer
2:27 Mon May 20
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The season it grinds to a halt
But some, they will still find a fault
We didn't win it
That's not right, innit?
Why doesn't Sam take a pole vault?
Expect WHO postings horrendously poor
Silly season's upon us once more
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HairyHammer
8:48 Sun May 19
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As he rose to get out of the pool
His shorts dropped exposing his tool
He tried so hard to hide it
As two slappers spied it
They could not help but happily drool.
An old man searching for his dog
Who was in urgent need of the bog
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Joke Whole
5:15 Sun May 19
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Another fool, that Reading goalie
Fucked up his clearance, how silly
Please do it some more
So that we can score
And then I will get out my willy.
The season it grinds to a halt
But some, they will still find a fault
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Far East Hammer
4:43 Sun May 19
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As he rose to get out of the pool
His shorts dropped exposing his tool
A lesson was learnt
As it got sunburnt
Making him feel such a prize fool
Another fool, that Reading goalie
Fucked up his clearance, how silly
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Helmut Shown
3:21 Sun May 19
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I once met a hammer from Leyton
Who said his best mate was satan
But he couldn't discern
That the cunt Barry Hearn
Was sat by his side masturbate'n
As he rose to get out of the pool
His shorts dropped exposing his tool
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HairyHammer
1:54 Sun May 19
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I've just made myself some fried rice.
I must say it tastes very nice.
My wife cannot cook
She loves reading books
But our sex life is very well spiced.
I once met a hammer from Leyton
Who said his best mate was satan.
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Joke Whole
7:15 Sun May 19
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The end of the season is nigh
Can it end with an Upton Park high
We need to save face
To hang onto tenth place
I bet, though, we just fade and die
I've just made myself some fried rice.
I must say it tastes very nice
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Monk~koknee
5:59 Sun May 19
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There once was a Hairy hammer
Who could not help but stammer
The Limerick rule
Was unknown to this fool
And what can be said of his grammar
The end of the season is nigh
Can it end with an Upton Park high
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HairyHammer
5:44 Sun May 19
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I have just said to a bloke
Lets hope Tommorow spuds choke
He stared at me blue, and said i am a jew.
And screamed who are your team, boring Stoke.
I could not help but reply, as he stood idly by
I showed him my scarf as he started to laugh
Oh West Ham he cried their boring too.
There once was a Hairy hammer
Who could not help but stammer
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Saul Bollox
2:07 Sun May 19
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A man with two very large ears,
Went up to the bar for two beers.
The barman said "Duck,
I could not give a fuck
But in this bar we only serve queers.
I have just said to a bloke.
Lets hope that tomorrow Spuds choke
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Joke Whole
11:51 Sat May 18
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There was a you young man called Basil
Who gave his wife a vajjazzle
A terrible vice,
Like posting things twice
In hope that your scanning will dazzle.
A man with two very large ears
Went up to the bar to buy beers
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Helmut Shown
11:39 Sat May 18
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A young lady from near Carlisle
Enjoyed doing it on a stile
Her latest beau
Thought he'd give it a go
All in all not really worthwhile
There was a you young man called Basil
Who gave his wife a vajjazzle
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Helmut Shown
11:38 Sat May 18
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A young lady from near Carlisle
Enjoyed doing it on a stile
Her latest beau
Thought he'd give it a go
All in all not really worthwhile
There was a you young man called Basil
Who gave his wife a vajjazzle
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Far East Hammer
5:47 Fri May 17
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A builder, who's accent was strong,
Had problems just getting along
Folk mistook the Geordie
For someone quite moody
Whose attitude appeared plain wrong
A young lady from near Carlisle
Enjoyed doing it on a stile
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Joke Whole
4:10 Fri May 17
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There once were two dirty old vicars
Who enjoyed sniffing gussets of knickers.
Then one of them said
Off the top of his head
"Let's cease and become Choirboys' arse lickers"
A builder, who's accent was strong,
Had problems just getting along
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Saul Bollox
1:19 Fri May 17
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A young lady from Camaguey
Liked nothing better thean a good lay,
Her raw carnal plasure
Was more than just leisure
Always asking them "How much you pay?".
There once were two dirty old vicars
Who enjoyed sniffing gussets of knickers.
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Far East Hammer
6:47 Tue May 14
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I'm in Cuba for two weeks or more,
And my internet access is poor.
And one can't have a look
In China at Facebook
Internet could be better for sure
A young lady from Camaguey
Liked nothing more than a great lay
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