BRANDED 7:59 Tue Jan 10
Scotland. What's it good for?
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If it wasn't for the cunts who lve there it could be quite a nice place?
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Saul Bollox
7:17 Wed Jan 11
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Have yeez ever noticed that when a scotchman does something bad he's scottish and when he does something good he's british?
No jock, never, ever heard that one before.
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norwaytips
6:49 Wed Jan 11
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ATBOG.
Obviously :-)
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BubblesCyprus
6:47 Wed Jan 11
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An, Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman, are all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a
smuggled crate of beer when, all of a sudden Saudi police rush in and
arrest them.
The possession of alcohol is a severe offence in Saudi Arabia, so for
your terrible crime of not only possessing the alcohol but actually
being caught consuming it too, you are all sentenced to death.
However, after many months and with the help of very good lawyers, they
are able to successfully appeal their sentences down to life imprisonment.
By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi national holiday the day their trial
finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheikh decided they could be
released after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip.
As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheikh announced:"It's
my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of
you a wish before your whipping."
The Irishman was first in line, he thought for a while and then said:
"Please tie a pillow to my back. "This was done, but the pillow only
lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. When the punishment was
done he had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain. The
Englishman was next up. After watching the Irishman in horror he said
smugly: "Please fix two pillows to my back."
But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went
through again and the Englishmen was soon led away whimpering The Scotsman
was the last one up, but before he could say anything, the
Sheikh turned to him and said: "You are from one of the most beautiful
parts of the world and your culture is one of the finest in the world.
For this, you may have two wishes!"
"Thank you, your Most Royal and Merciful highness", The Scotsman replied.
In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not
20 lashes but, 100 lashes."
"Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are also
very brave". The Sheikh said with an admiring look on his face.
"If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And you're second
wish?"
"Tie the Englishman to my back."
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kirok1
6:42 Wed Jan 11
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Bastards, that is. I have no idea if a bustard refers to itself as English. (Though you can bet if it was hatched north of the border it would whine on about it).
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kirok1
6:40 Wed Jan 11
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Midges, apparently.
Mars bars being deep fried.
Lots of Scottish Nationalists living abroad (I count England in this) and spouting about the joys of the highlands etc as well as the English bustards who ruined everything.
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Alex G
6:35 Wed Jan 11
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Can we give them independence, then re-invade them the next week, removing all the subsidies and benefits we hand to them?
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ATBOG
5:24 Wed Jan 11
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I meant to type pedant with an 'e' added, just like i did with whiskEy, in a lame attempt to humoure!
Obviously i completely fucked it up.
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jools268
4:43 Wed Jan 11
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If they vote to become independent then that should mean TOTAL independance. No subsidies, no grants, nothing, they stand and fall on their own, without a penny from us.
They will no doubt see independence differently, in that we continue to support them but have totally no say in how that support is used.
If they want to go it alone, then thats what they will have to accept in my books.
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EssexGaz
4:39 Wed Jan 11
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The Average White Band and Billy Connolly.
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Fivetide
4:35 Wed Jan 11
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Haha - the old 'pedantric' gaga always ropes a few.
Some people are so criticol.
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Johnson
4:34 Wed Jan 11
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Good for nothing. Fuck them off. JOCK cunts...
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Fivetide
4:33 Wed Jan 11
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Miss Scotland 2010, Nicola Mimnagh:
http://www.attackingsoccer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/nicola-mimnagh.jpg
http://www.fhm.com/images/media/fckimgs/image/miss-world-2010-miss-scotland-nicola-mimnagh.jpg
http://beautypageantnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Nicola_Mimnagh-1.jpg
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01075/cyprus1_1075973a.jpg
Etc.
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Alwaysaniron
4:25 Wed Jan 11
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northern... I'm kind of worried you'd know that!
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northernammer
4:20 Wed Jan 11
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pendante? isn't that a french swinger? :-)
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BurnKovac
4:18 Wed Jan 11
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Off-Roading.
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Yarmouth Hammer
4:13 Wed Jan 11
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Clare Grogan
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norwaytips
2:59 Wed Jan 11
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Always. The word he used was PENDANTE. I think he may have meant a PEDANT, but that is hardly my place to tell him, is it? :-)
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Alwaysaniron
2:55 Wed Jan 11
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Pedante! Might mean you're being a little anal about your facts! Just a guess mind!
Wouldn't be like you that Norway now would it!
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ATBOG
2:51 Wed Jan 11
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Doh! I'll call it a day now.
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norwaytips
2:49 Wed Jan 11
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Pendante? What the fuck is that?
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ATBOG
2:44 Wed Jan 11
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Trading places
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