Lovejoy 8:35 Wed Feb 15
A bloke has joined our company and he has a.....
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glass eye. It's very distracting when you talk to him and cannot help but focus on it.
Any work colleagues you have with strange physical features?
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Russ of the BML
2:23 Wed Feb 15
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Fortunes: I'm not fucking suprised!! Dirty, smelly, fat yiddo ponce.
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Timmy Breacker
11:55 Wed Feb 15
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Steve P 11:12 Wed Feb 15
Ag!
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Fortunes Hiding
11:33 Wed Feb 15
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When I was working in Wycombe last year, a bloke on his first day had run from the station....he was a fat fucker, and by the the time he got to his desk, his sky blue shirt was SOAKED in sweat....not just under his arm pits...ALL OVER.
AND he had the worst stutter and had involuntary movements of his head.....
AND he was a YID.
I didn't get on with him
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boltkunt
11:13 Wed Feb 15
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HAHAHAHA P YOU CUNT!
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Steve P
11:12 Wed Feb 15
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I didn't realise you lived in Loughton, Pagey?
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Pagey
11:11 Wed Feb 15
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Bloke down the pub near me has a watermelon for a head.
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Alan
10:55 Wed Feb 15
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Bloke where I work has 2 false legs, and real feet.
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Northern Sold
10:48 Wed Feb 15
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Bloke I work with has the worst eyesight I have ever known... one boozed up pub session he decided to race his contact lenses in his pint of beer... and then shove them straight back in his eyes.... couldn't see a thing apparently
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i-Ron
10:46 Wed Feb 15
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I was on a bus late at night with Mcavennie on here once coming home from Chelmsford one night.
There was a couple of kids behind us, one had a white contact lense in his left eye, much to mcavennie's amusement it completely freaked me out!
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Russ of the BML
10:44 Wed Feb 15
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Lovejoy: Tell him not to worry and just focus on the job.
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Northern Sold
10:42 Wed Feb 15
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If I lost a eye I'd wear a patch.... claret and blue.... pwopa class ... ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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The Hooded Claw
10:40 Wed Feb 15
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A bloke at our company has two glass eyes.
You have to admire his spirit.
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Northern Sold
10:34 Wed Feb 15
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Ha ha ha... brilliant!!!
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i-Ron
10:32 Wed Feb 15
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I have something at work called EYE TRACKING technology.
It uses infra red and then shows you wear you're looking at a monitor.
When I demonstrate the technology to people I get someone to sit down and run a test.
An oldish lady stepped forward once and when she sat down I could only see one eye, so was unable to start an 'callibration' process.
We all laughed and joked about how strange it was we could only see one eye and that she might need to go to the opticians when she responded by saying "i have a glass eye, i thought it wouldn't matter"
Silence.....
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Pagey
10:29 Wed Feb 15
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I work with a woman who has legs for arms and arms for legs.
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Northern Sold
10:25 Wed Feb 15
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Actually one of our teachers was really boss eyed... she shout `You boy` and point and the whole class stood up... all unsettling
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Northern Sold
10:25 Wed Feb 15
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The_Phantom 9:38 Wed Feb 15
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woman at my work is completely cross eyed.
You work with Kelly Brook???
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Aalborg Hammer
9:49 Wed Feb 15
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I used to work with a bloke who had a very bad squint...we called him 'Uzi' (who's he talking to?)
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dicksie3
9:49 Wed Feb 15
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I used to work with someone who used to eat onions as most normal people would eat apples... It used to permanently make your eyes water...
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Lovejoy
9:49 Wed Feb 15
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The_Phantom 9:38 Wed Feb 15
Did she used to be a teacher but had to give it up because she couldn't control her pupils?
Sorry.
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bell
9:48 Wed Feb 15
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Ask him If he will lens me a fiver.
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