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ManorParkHammer 9:26 Fri Feb 24
Joseph Blahyi aka General Butt Naked
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Watched a documentary called Liberia: Drugs, Guns and Slums about child soldiers last night. It featured an ex rebel leader named General Butt Naked (as well as General Bin Laden and General Rambo), who has been pardoned for his war crimes in part due to his conversation to evangelical Christianity. I had never heard the like in my life, was like watching a real life Mad Max:
Blahyi (Butt Naked) has said he led his troops naked except for shoes and a gun. He believed that his nakedness was a source of protection from bullets. Blahyi now claims he would regularly sacrifice a victim before battle, saying, "Usually it was a small child, someone whose fresh blood would satisfy the devil." He explained "Sometimes I would enter under the water where children were playing. I would dive under the water, grab one, carry him under and break his neck. Sometimes I'd cause accidents. Sometimes I'd just slaughter them.In January 2008, Milton-Blahyi confessed to taking part in human sacrifices which "included the killing of an innocent child and plucking out the heart, which was divided into pieces for us to eat.
"So, before leading my troops into battle, we would get drunk and drugged up, sacrifice a local teenager, drink their blood, then strip down to our shoes and go into battle wearing colourful wigs and carrying imaginary purses we'd looted from civilians. We'd slaughter anyone we saw, chop their heads off and use them as soccer balls. We were nude, fearless, drunk yet strategic. We killed hundreds of people – so many I lost count." Blahyi also purported that during that period he had "magical powers that made him invisible" and a "special power" to capture a town singlehandedly, then call in his troops afterwards to "clean up"Some of Blahyi's soldiers – often teenage boys – would enter battle naked; others would wear women's clothes.
The UN are due to leave next year and this documentary claimed the country will fall to bits again when they do. Thoughts?
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Xnulian Rrudho
4:34 Fri Feb 24
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Just seen Manor's earlier post about it being on Current TV as well - that is a bloody good channel, sadly marooned in amongst the ones you can't imagine anyone ever watching on the satellite numbers (near the Horror Channel and shit like that I think).
Gangs of El Salvador was another great show they did.
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Xnulian Rrudho
4:32 Fri Feb 24
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I saw a Vice documentary on this bloke, and Liberia as a whole, a while back. No words.
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Westham67
12:57 Fri Feb 24
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Witch , fucking hell
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Gavros
12:52 Fri Feb 24
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You can (kind of) understand the corruption, the violence, the all round idiocy of it all when it comes from someone born and raised into it and who knows nothing else, but there have been so many examples of people being educated in the west, going there, often with the west's backing, in the hope they will reform the place, and they just slip into exactly the same thing. fucking depressing.
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Westham67
12:51 Fri Feb 24
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MPI , ;0)
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Westham67
12:50 Fri Feb 24
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MPH , I dont recall where. Coffee the which doctor completely shit himself and started crying promising never to "Prescribe" spells/medicine , what ever you call it , with Albino blood/skin again.
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Moncurs Putting Iron
12:49 Fri Feb 24
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Westham67 12:44 Fri Feb 24
Think you are getting this confused with the Southampton Game mate:
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Coffee
12:44 Fri Feb 24
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Don't remember that...
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ManorParkHammer
12:44 Fri Feb 24
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Tanzania most probably 67.
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Westham67
12:44 Fri Feb 24
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Did you see when the undercover reporter pulled out the fake Albino arm and shoved it in the Witch doctors face.
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Coffee
12:41 Fri Feb 24
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I saw that too, 67. Appalling.
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Westham67
12:39 Fri Feb 24
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I watched a programme on BBC world about the trade in Africa for Albino body parts , big medicine apparently. Anyway these body parts are now sought after and have mrant Albvino children have been dragged from their homes and had their limbs chopped off and sold to "Witch doctors",
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Mr Kenzo
12:38 Fri Feb 24
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They would be crossing the borders from surrounding countries
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PDC ON THE VOLLEY
12:36 Fri Feb 24
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If I was in Liberia in my present condition they'd probably think all their christmases had come at once and eat me!
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ManorParkHammer
12:33 Fri Feb 24
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Yeah, Volley.
Lets not worry that she was probably born further away from Liberia than you.
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PDC ON THE VOLLEY
12:32 Fri Feb 24
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Were you trying to understand your missus culture MPH?
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Gavros
12:31 Fri Feb 24
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*doffs cap at the Count*
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ManorParkHammer
12:30 Fri Feb 24
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How enlightening.
Cheers as always Gavros.
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Gavros
12:29 Fri Feb 24
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Thats what happens when you give people with stone age mentality access to modern age weapons. Power without responsibility.
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Moncurs Putting Iron
12:27 Fri Feb 24
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Standard Away Game Preparation for Danny 66
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lukie
12:24 Fri Feb 24
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To us, it's shocking....
But a country/continent where millions upon millions of people would rather go to their local witch doctor to cure themselves than a doctor, it's to be expected. They did and still do believe that people are empowered by the gods/eating hearts of innocent children etc. etc.
The power these people hold over 'believers' is astonishing though...Least of all because the people with the power believe they have the power....If that makes sense....
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