I.want.that.one 11:14 Sat Feb 25
The Tesco generation
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Me: why are you sat here at 10.45pm with baby in a pram?
Kid with a baby : she's sleeping.
Me: outside of Tesco? How old are you?
Kid with a baby: fuck off, the police will be here in a bit to take me home, have you got any fags?
Me: your poor child.
Kid with a baby: her dad is in Tesco getting milk and bread, fuck off or he'll fuck you over.
Me: you silly cow, poor kid........ *pulled wheely on bike* tell him not to forget the lottery tickets.
This country is fucked.
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Slow_Joe
10:40 Mon Feb 27
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No worse than the ' Happy Shopper Generation '
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ooooh Morley Morley
10:36 Mon Feb 27
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The most blatant of BLATANTLY DIDN'T HAPPEN.
Stop making stuff up.
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ohgodno
10:33 Mon Feb 27
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I think I agree this never happened. I do like how you assume babies give a flying fuck what time of the day it is. At 10.45 I'd say half the babies in the country are up being little pains in the arse. A fair few are being pushed around in prams (or driven around in cars) because that's the only place the little bastards will sleep.
Know how I know you ain't got kids?
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Rabbit
11:07 Sun Feb 26
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Didn’t know you could pull wheelies with training wheels attached…well done son.
Tell me ‘I want’…is this the first part of say an 8 part story…The Tesco Generation. One mans crusade against late night shopping.
Can’t wait for tomorrows exciting episode.
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clarky
10:53 Sun Feb 26
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Now it's a morrisons?
Farsical!
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SteveJacko
10:47 Sun Feb 26
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Ravel Morrisons.
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Eric.C.
10:46 Sun Feb 26
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The incident actually took place at Morrisons,Beacontree Heath. This store is surrounded by blocks of flats full of chav parents with babies. So the thread title is also a lie.
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Jammers
10:46 Sun Feb 26
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DagenhamDave 10:43 Sun Feb 26
hahahaha
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chim chim cha boo
10:46 Sun Feb 26
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He left the bit out when the baby in the pram took the fag out of its mouth and said 'call that a wheelie you fucking nonce? Jog on son...'
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DagenhamDave
10:43 Sun Feb 26
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Still... This reminds me of a time when I visited my local Tesco only to be confronted with a young mother throwing acid in her 2 year olds face.
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I.want.that.one
10:43 Sun Feb 26
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I won't need one chim. I shall never listen to piggy.
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chim chim cha boo
10:41 Sun Feb 26
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I.want.that.one 10:38 Sun Feb 26
You ain't even got a gun you lying cunt.
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I.want.that.one
10:41 Sun Feb 26
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Muppets!! This conversation actually took place.
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SteveJacko
10:40 Sun Feb 26
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FUCK THIS
*pulls tesco bag over head and jumps out of window*
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clarky
10:39 Sun Feb 26
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This thread has bullshit smeared all over it from start to finish!!
With the fabricated wheelie, IWTO's story is starting to collapse like a house of cards.
Not one person has told the truth here....not one!
We should all be ashamed of ourselves!
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Pig__Destroyer
10:38 Sun Feb 26
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it's something he imagined the young girl would have said when he was inventing his conversation with her
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I.want.that.one
10:38 Sun Feb 26
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tobster 10:35 Sun Feb 26
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ha ha, chill out!
Pig, the day I take life tips from you is the day I'll put a gun in my mouth.
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DagenhamDave
10:38 Sun Feb 26
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" fuck off, the police will be here in a bit to take me home, have you got any fags?"
Was my favourite bit. It's something 'young girl with pram' would say to the ambulance driver who was attending the scene of house fire at a block of flats in an episode of casualty. Classic ham fisted attempt at portraying the behaviour of the under classes.
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SteveJacko
10:37 Sun Feb 26
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Not in Leicester. YOU SHHLAAAGGG.
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chim chim cha boo
10:36 Sun Feb 26
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SteveJacko = fascist
SteveJacko = fucking BULLSHIT artist. You don't live 5 minutes away from Tesco you cunt.
Five minutes from Tesco there's just trees.
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