Leonard Hatred 4:18 Thu Mar 1
Name three dangerous things.
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1) exposed electric cables
2) a ladder placed on non-level ground.
3) shoddily erected scaffolding.
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Kelly Smunt
10:43 Thu Mar 1
Re: Name three dangerous things.
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Sticking your cock in a food blender
Sticking someone else's cock in a food blender (because he'll smash your face in)
Telling your missus her tits are too saggy (because she'll stick you cock in a food blender... after separating it from the rest of your body!)
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Pig__Destroyer
10:18 Thu Mar 1
Re: Name three dangerous things.
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"I didn't propose,by the way.
Ended up having a big fucking row instead."
There's a surprise.
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BRANDED
10:10 Thu Mar 1
Re: Name three dangerous things.
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1.Dangermouse
2. Danger 5
3. Danger Zone
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les marteaux
10:09 Thu Mar 1
Re: Name three dangerous things.
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Blokes driving BMWs
Blokes driving Black BMWs
Blokes driving Black BMWs wearing baseball caps
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I.want.that.one
10:07 Thu Mar 1
Re: Name three dangerous things.
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1) me drunk driving
2) me driving on drugs
3)me driving
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Alex G
9:42 Thu Mar 1
Re: Name three dangerous things.
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Shark infested custard
A hamster with a stun gun
Robots gone bad
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GreenStreetPlayer
9:36 Thu Mar 1
Re: Name three dangerous things.
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University boys in charge of the country.
Integration of different cultures leading to world peace. Its in man’s genes to fight, have wars and destroy each other which is natures way of culling man so we don’t over populate the earth and starve. Nature will provide a world plague at some point however.
Box Jellyfish
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Agent Scud
9:21 Thu Mar 1
Re: Name three dangerous things.
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1. Women drivers.
2. Tequila.
3. Sharks with lasers.
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gph
9:16 Thu Mar 1
Re: Name three dangerous things.
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Blancmange
Blancmange
Blancmange
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i-Ron
8:40 Thu Mar 1
Re: Name three dangerous things.
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Crohns
Yellow Peppers
Champagne
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chim chim cha boo
8:34 Thu Mar 1
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'Jack Johnson'- how I refer to my left fist.
'Dr Kenneth Nuybaum MD'- my right fist.
'The octagon' my willy.
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Saul Bollox
8:30 Thu Mar 1
Re: Name three dangerous things.
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1. prozzies that are prepared top do it without a condom.
2. Joking about sex in an office full of women.
3. Telling your wife about a bit on the side because you feel guilty.
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gazamma
7:19 Thu Mar 1
Re: Name three dangerous things.
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"arry" doing my tax returns
wenger looking after my kids
Fergie at an AA meeting
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Sundance Kid
7:13 Thu Mar 1
Re: Name three dangerous things.
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Islam
alcohol
rottweilers
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Sxboy_66
7:10 Thu Mar 1
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Irish Hammer 7:01 Thu Mar 1
All caused by women. I rest my case.
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Sxboy_66
7:08 Thu Mar 1
Re: Name three dangerous things.
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1. Women
2. Women
3. Women
And I still never learn or care. I love 'em.
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Leonard Hatred
7:07 Thu Mar 1
Re: Name three dangerous things.
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"Walking across Niagara Falls on a high wire whilst having a wank".
Ag ag ag ag ag ag ag ag ag.
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joyo
7:06 Thu Mar 1
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Millwall fan with half a brain.
Herpes.
Bleeding Claret armed with a loaded printer.
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the exile
7:05 Thu Mar 1
Re: Name three dangerous things.
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A fox in a hen-house.
A wolf in sheep's clothing.
Avram Grant in a football club.
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Leonard Hatred
7:05 Thu Mar 1
Re: Name three dangerous things.
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I didn't propose,by the way.
Ended up having a big fucking row instead.
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