southlondonhammer 2:24 Tue Apr 3
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Good fun arent they?
Just had one with this fat alan brazil looking woman cunt in my office!
I send her an e-mail with a few attachments asking if she can send these on to the relevant people as she deals with them on a daily basis... she sends one back really fucking snotty about how about i do it myself and she doesnt have time to forward on my e-mails for me.....
i reply with ok fine, you didnt need to be rude about it though
she rings me "come here now please"
i go in and she starts ranting about how "cheesed", yes she said cheesed, off she is about it all and how i need to engage my brain, and how i have wasted her time as she had to look at her e-mails when it came in.........
so i said "right, but you got time to waste right now have you talking bollocks to me"
she gives it "im too busy to do this for you, i get loads of e-mails every day, etc etc, then gives the classic "IM A MANAGER"
so i said "well your not my fucking manager "
GAME SET SEARSY
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riosleftsock
7:07 Thu Apr 5
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"i am the PAYROLL MANAGER, but i dont go round giving it the bigun as it means fuck all"
All hail the payroll manager.
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Dave M
12:27 Thu Apr 5
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Some guy shoved in front of me when I was waiting on print outs a few weeks back. I thought that was rude so motioned him out the way by pulling his shoulder away (since he barged me out the way). He then threatened me there and then, and also in the lift at lunchtime.
I aint daft, so I said nothing (being at work after all), but it didn't take him long to calm down and coming grovelling, since everyone else took my side.
Lucky for him because after work, I was prepared to stab him til it really hurt.
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Ronald_antly
12:10 Thu Apr 5
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A number of questions arise from this situation, and most have already been asked.
However, I'd also like to know why, when she ORDERED you into her office, did you come running like an obedient little puppy.
Were you expecting a blowjob by way of an apology?
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worm
7:49 Wed Apr 4
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Do your own fucking job, you lazy cunt.
I would have told you bollox as well.
And i would have sacked you for the hissy fit you threw when they told you to turn up every day like everyone else.
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southlondonhammer
8:36 Tue Apr 3
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she is a cunt mate, no other word for it
she use to work for one of the "big" accountancy firms, we are only a small/medium one, i think she feels hard done by
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Joke Whole
8:33 Tue Apr 3
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southlondonhammer 8:06 Tue Apr 3
You can actually BE a manager without managing people. One of my last jobs before leaving the UK was officially classed as a "Database Manager"; the responsibility level was on par with any staff manager but without all the bollocky office politics.
Sounds like she feels the company hasn't recognised her "proper" status and given her staff to boss around...sorry...manage.
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Joke Whole
8:33 Tue Apr 3
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southlondonhammer 8:06 Tue Apr 3
You can actually BE a manager without managing people. One of my last jobs before leaving the UK was officially classed as a "Database Manager"; the responsibility level was on par with any staff manager but without all the bollocky office politics.
Sounds like she feels the company hasn't recognised her "proper" status and given her staff to boss around...sorry...manage.
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PDC ON THE VOLLEY
8:23 Tue Apr 3
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As I said slh no wide angled lense - very good though!
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southlondonhammer
8:20 Tue Apr 3
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surely you got a few photos on HER CAMERA volley?
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PDC ON THE VOLLEY
8:19 Tue Apr 3
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Sorry mate I don't have a wide angled lense handy!
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JACK1
8:17 Tue Apr 3
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Volley - Married I am shocked .....link even you must know the rules
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PDC ON THE VOLLEY
8:09 Tue Apr 3
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boltkunt 5:02 Tue Apr 3
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There's a programme on about you tonight Volley.
Channel 4, 9pm I think.
The Undateables.
Well I am married so don't do that type of thing so it's pretty apt really!
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southlondonhammer
8:06 Tue Apr 3
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good plan Jack, i have to put up with her wobbling about the office all day, no one else need suffer!
Joke
more than likely, she obviously feels as a "manager" she is too important to send on e-mails, you have to be a proper cunt to try and use the "im a manager" line, when you dont actually manage people, especially not me
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Joke Whole
8:00 Tue Apr 3
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So if you'd sent the e-mails without running them past her FIRST, but just cc-ing her, would she go of on a "How DARE you sent mails to MY contacts!" type rant, do you reckon?
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JACK1
7:45 Tue Apr 3
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SLH - will check her out in the morning - just had tea so don't wanna throw up
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southlondonhammer
7:39 Tue Apr 3
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JACK1
Exactly!!!!
she has time to look at my e-mail and send a shitty response, and then call me when i send similar back, but she could have just pressed forward and typed in her contact that SHE DEALS WITH
she is an AUDIT MANAGER, she is not a manager in my eyes as she is not responsible for any employees, i am the PAYROLL MANAGER, but i dont go round giving it the bigun as it means fuck all
she over reacted, i didnt, i told her whats what, job done, she looks the cunt, not me
heres the link by the way (this is honestly a dead spit!)
http://www.champions-speakers.co.uk/images/speakers/large/Alan_Brazil_(Small).JPG
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Nicey
7:10 Tue Apr 3
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Steve Redgrave
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One Flew
7:07 Tue Apr 3
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i-Ron , all those sly digs must've paid off then
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penners28
6:31 Tue Apr 3
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Woman rows in the office are the best, as they bring up all kind of shit from the past
" i was there for you when your husband cheated on you!!!!!!"
" well i was there for you when your cat died!!!"
Then the tears come
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tr3bor
6:17 Tue Apr 3
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thunderlips
rule number 4
always ALWAYS keep something in reseve
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i-Ron
6:12 Tue Apr 3
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had a huge bust up at work the other week and ended up with HR getting involved and some geezer claiming he's got stress and is signed for for a few months.
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