Al Jolson 3:21 Fri Apr 13
Excessive dribbling…………..(not Ronaldo/Messi related)
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No matter how many shakes I fucking give it, I always seem to dribble in my pants, from now on I’m having sit down pisses only!
Not good when you are wearing grey slacks, I must be getting old.
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Far Cough
4:58 Fri Apr 13
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Can someone tell me why, say you're on the tube and you're vaguely aware you need a piss but it's not bursting yet, you then exit the tube and walk to your home, ALWAYS 50 yards from your destination, it starting to get urgent, you get to your door and fumble with your keys, now it's fucking dripping, EVERY FUCKING TIME WITHOUT FAIL
Must be age related?
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Al Jolson
4:54 Fri Apr 13
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Dabbing at the urinals is proper gay
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bubble ed!
4:38 Fri Apr 13
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cant you dab it with a bit of tissue?
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Saul Bollox
4:31 Fri Apr 13
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Wear black trousers.
Pull your underpants right down so they have no contact with your dick when you are pissing. i think you will find that this is the cause.
Failing that get a catheter
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Kearley
4:09 Fri Apr 13
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I'm in the Players Lounge after the game tomorrow.
Who wants to fucking touch me?
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Al Jolson
3:36 Fri Apr 13
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ManorParkHammer 3:32 Fri Apr 13
Haha... that's rich coming from someone that meets strangers for a beer just becuase they support West Ham
Bwaaah
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joey5000
3:36 Fri Apr 13
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HOT PISS.
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Al Jolson
3:33 Fri Apr 13
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Toe Rag 3:31 Fri Apr 13
Ask you bird about Jolson's cock and her wet chin
she loved it
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GT
3:32 Fri Apr 13
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Jesus christ delete this shit..errr piss
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ManorParkHammer
3:32 Fri Apr 13
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You must know some dark stuff about Kearley for a man of that calibre to still be hanging round with you Jolson you puddle of shit?
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Toe Rag
3:31 Fri Apr 13
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We're all assuming it is Jolson's cock dribbling and not his bottom lip the wet chinned spastic.
Do we know this to be a fact?
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Cheezey Bell-End
3:29 Fri Apr 13
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Just a bit of piss. Lots of old blokes piss them selves. Could be much worse.
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Al Jolson
3:29 Fri Apr 13
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You'll always have to try Kearley you've been trying ever since I met you
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Kearley
3:27 Fri Apr 13
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Jolson, I don't even have to try to mug you off anymore, you pissy pants little girl.
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Al Jolson
3:27 Fri Apr 13
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Manor
You must have gone through a good amount of "Man Pads" in your time?
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Al Jolson
3:25 Fri Apr 13
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http://pics.livejournal.com/wetjeanstn/pic/0000hk9c/s320x240
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Mr Kenzo
3:23 Fri Apr 13
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Louise Woodward does a good shake
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ManorParkHammer
3:23 Fri Apr 13
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Hardly a new problem for you this is Jolson you complete and utter demented fucking wreck.
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JustAFatKevinDavies
3:22 Fri Apr 13
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ask Maccy D's if you can get a darker uniform?
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