twoleftfeet 10:32 Sat Apr 14
Center Parcs
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Just got back from 5 days at Kempervennen in Holland,brilliant time!
Fully recommended if you have kids.
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rainman
8:32 Sat Apr 14
Re: Touchy!
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impossible,i`m in the woods lost on a shitty bike with a false smile on my face
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twoleftfeet
8:31 Sat Apr 14
Re: Touchy!
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Bored?
No my friend there is so much to do!
I recommend getting a seat by the rapids and watching the ladies bikini tops come adrift as they get caught in the whirlpool!
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rainman
8:29 Sat Apr 14
Re: Touchy!
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£400 to ride around on a bike all day in the pissing rain with a false smile on your bored face
poke it
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Leigh Jim
7:54 Sat Apr 14
Re: Center Parcs
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Superb fun centreparcs
Either with family or group of pals
Love it
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twoleftfeet
7:53 Sat Apr 14
Re: Center Parcs
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Half the price to go to the Euro ones.
Got the ferry to Calais then drove about 170 miles to Eindhoven and stayed one night there before getting to the park the next morning.
Dutch women are HOT!
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twoleftfeet
7:51 Sat Apr 14
Re: Center Parcs
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Paedo alert?
Maybe I need to clarify that I took my 2 kids with me!
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Hugh Jargon
7:48 Sat Apr 14
Re: Center Parcs
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Being persuaded to go with pals next year. Never fanicied it if im honest. Indoor swimming pools make me sick....like live stilton mouting hairs and discarding veroca palsters at will. Yuk.
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Andy H
7:42 Sat Apr 14
Re: Touchy!
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LSD T and skerrit...both legendary, and extremely funny, just my opinion mind. Nice to have the wit of LSD T on WHO.
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LSD T
3:48 Sat Apr 14
Touchy!
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NT
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El Scorchio
3:45 Sat Apr 14
Re: Center Parcs
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Last time i checked, people don't sleep or 'camp' in swimming pools.
In Center Parcs, they stay in villas/apartments.
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LSD T
3:40 Sat Apr 14
Haha
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Brilliant!
I very much style myself on Keyop, especially in my speech.
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Nurse Ratched
3:35 Sat Apr 14
Re: Fancied?
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Arf!
Yeah. See what I mean about the bubbles?
Her mum's a MILF, though, surely? Admittedly not in Betty Rubble's league, but still.
I fancied one of the blokes out of Battle of the Planets. I think it was 'Mark'. And then I found out he was voiced by the bloke who does Scooby Doo and he looks like Norman Wisdom. Instant bean dessication.
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LSD T
3:30 Sat Apr 14
Fancied?
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That suggests past tense.
She's obsessed with me!
You may appreciate this family Guy clip
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3aqPv9eE-c
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Nurse Ratched
3:29 Sat Apr 14
Re: Vaz Te is doing all right though, isn't he
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It's a weird idea. Like something out of The Jetsons (I bet you fancied Judy Jetson, didn't you?)
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LSD T
3:26 Sat Apr 14
Re: Vaz Te is doing all right though, isn't he
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It works by protecting the campers underneath a fully enclosed clear sheeting, ensuring the camper doesn't get affected too adversely from the elements that nature may throw at them were they outside without the sheeting protection of the giant bubble.
Put simply, gentrified camping for benders.
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Nurse Ratched
3:22 Sat Apr 14
Re: Vaz Te is doing all right though, isn't he
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*scratches head*
How does the 'giant bubble' work?
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LSD T
3:21 Sat Apr 14
Vaz Te is doing all right though, isn't he
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just about the grooviest hairdo in the country.
I bet he likes camping, in a tent, or giant bubble.
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El Scorchio
3:12 Sat Apr 14
Re: So they still have the giant bubble thing
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Utterly baffling and completely wrong.
Vaz Te is doing all right though, isn't he :)
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LSD T
3:00 Sat Apr 14
So they still have the giant bubble thing
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Which is, in essence, a tent...
Being in a protective sealed tent does not "make it less like camping", but in fact just like camping.
Besides which it was merely a light hearted aside meant in jest.
You miserable camp sod
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El Scorchio
2:55 Sat Apr 14
Re: Giant bubble thingy
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It's nothing like a tent. It's a swimming pool that's indoors so it can be used all year round.
Fuck all to do with tents or camping. If anything, it makes it less like camping, which you would never do in the winter unless you're mentally ill.
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