Snatch Pasty 10:23 Thu Nov 29
Office - Secret Santa
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Always a bit of fun this....
I have just pulled a name from a hat and low and behold, I have to buy for the only Spurs fan in the whole office!
Any ideas?
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Mr Kenzo
10:14 Fri Nov 30
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Hardback edition of Mein Kampf
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Dr Moose
10:11 Fri Nov 30
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Just get him the spurs bog roll, or pop to Iceland and get the mini lasagnes.
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northernammer
9:36 Thu Nov 29
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Tell me this is some sort of lesbian american thing weve imported?
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devonhammer
6:45 Thu Nov 29
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The Rough Guide to Rome
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penners28
12:42 Thu Nov 29
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i used to work for a company with about 50 people, of which 45 were woman. so naturally i drew a woman out in the scret santa
i was quite happy as i got some loud, bubbly bird with massive tits, who would always talk about sex
anyway, i nipped into anne summers and got her some cock sweets, and a cock on a rope, and another little thing (cant remember...edible pants or something)
when she opened them however so was really offended and threw a massive strop! she spoke to her boss about it and we had to have a massive meeting where they wanted the culprit to come forward. naturally i didnt and nothing happened. to this day the cunt still doesnt know it was me.
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old_iron
12:19 Thu Nov 29
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I remember one year when the office boy got made redundant and some arse bought him the book of heroic failures...
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Grumpster
12:14 Thu Nov 29
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I once got a boss who stunk the whole time as he must have washed once a month, so I got him some shower gel and he didn't stop moaning the ungrateful cunt and tried to leave it on the table in the restaurant.
Back to Davies suggestion, I did also get the other femaile boss one year who was an utter bitch, so got her some pussy rub and a pocket pleaser, as she wasn't get the real thing EVER.
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Jarza
11:52 Thu Nov 29
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a foresk1n?
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Goat Boy
11:50 Thu Nov 29
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Vouchers?
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Left Footer
11:34 Thu Nov 29
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butt plug
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bubbleblower
11:04 Thu Nov 29
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I got the CFO a Horrible Bosses DVD and the head of IT the IT for Dummies book. Neither of them took it particularly well.
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Josh
10:43 Thu Nov 29
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http://www.google.co.uk/products/catalog?q=how+to+be+a+gentleman+book&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a&channel=fflb&um=1&ie=UTF-8&cid=16661856024936121040&sa=X&ei=nji3UN_1KcOmhAfh64CQDA&ved=0CFoQ8wIwAQ
That's what I got the rudest twat in the office last year. Everyone saw the funny side of it apart from him, strangely.
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hammer 74
10:38 Thu Nov 29
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Agent Scud
Why not get him this generations Art of War instead:
http://www.writersout.com/node/3061
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Joke Whole
10:37 Thu Nov 29
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An "Adolf fixed it for me" badge.
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Agent Scud
10:34 Thu Nov 29
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I drew the new salesman, he's rather young and inexperienced so he'll be getting a copy of Sun Tsu's Art of War and Machiavellis' The Prince. Also some soft stand for his iPad that he always has on his desk. Not bad for £10.33.
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penners28
10:29 Thu Nov 29
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JustAFatKevinDavies 10:26 Thu Nov 29
just give her one of your mums?
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Pancho
10:28 Thu Nov 29
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He drinks a lot of tea, so I got him a self-stirring mug.
I think that's a quality gift.
Oh and an afro comb.
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hammer 74
10:27 Thu Nov 29
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http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/817224164X/ref=asc_df_817224164X10783149?smid=A3P5ROKL5A1OLE&tag=googlecouk06-21&linkCode=asn&creative=22206&creativeASIN=817224164X
He'll see the funny side, honest!
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JustAFatKevinDavies
10:26 Thu Nov 29
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i pulled out the office slag
where can I buy a dildo for a fiver.
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worm
10:26 Thu Nov 29
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I've refused to take part in ours.
I can do without Christmas to be honest.
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Dan M
10:26 Thu Nov 29
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Oh I don't know - something hilarious about being Jewish or about Hitler or something. That would be brilliant.
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