WHO Poll
Q: 2018/19 Wolves (H)
a. At last we have a win now let's make it two, Win
48%
  
b. A win against 10 men and two leagues below us is fine, but this will be much harder I'll take a point, Draw
13%
  
c. Who are we kidding, a win against Wimbledon and all is rosy, forget it we're getting our arses kicked in this one, Lose
30%
  
d. It's at times like these when you really do miss Love Island
2%
  
e. I was all over this game until I found out it's not on the box, the broadcasting companies really don't care about us hard core fans do they, I might pop off to Thorpe Park for the day instead, obviously in my WHU shirt
7%
  



les marteaux 7:44 Sat Aug 30
New Limerick Thread
Same as before

The football we play to be blunt
Is to most West Ham fans an affront

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joe blob 1:22 Wed Sep 19
Re: New Limerick Thread
There was a young man from Southgate
Who thought anal rimming was great,
Then his bum chum Art.
Dropped in his face a fart,
Which caused him to be quite irate.

A transgender "woman" Toulouse,
Went once into the ladies loos

Helmut Shown 2:47 Tue Sep 18
Re: New Limerick Thread
There was a young man from Dunkirk,
Whose trousers fell down while at work
Indecent exposure
Through lack of composure
Now doing time stupid berk

There was a young man from Southgate
Who thought anal rimming was great

joe blob 1:40 Thu Sep 13
Re: New Limerick Thread
It was too long and much too thick
As she gagged on it, it made her sick
"This Magnum lolly,
Makes me far from jolly
I wish I had bought a crab stick."

There was a young man from Dunkirk,
Whose trousers fell down while at work.

Helmut Shown 11:33 Thu Sep 13
Re: New Limerick Thread
I'm off now, please call me a cab
Not Uber - I ain't got a tab...
So I'll have to make do
With a loud 4B2
And pay over the price for the tab

It was too long and much too thick
As she gagged on it, it made her sick

Mike Oxsaw 11:03 Thu Sep 13
Re: New Limerick Thread
There was a young lady from Cairo
Did unspeakable things with a biro
The use of such pen
Could make all the men
Hand over the cash from their giro.

I'm off now, please call me a cab
Not Uber - I ain't got a tab...

Helmut Shown 9:34 Thu Sep 13
Re: New Limerick Thread
A new young prostitute from Guinea,
Was dark, had nice tits, and was skinny
If you paid her the fee
All got to see
The pink bits under her pinny

There was a young lady from Cairo
Did unspeakable things with a biro

joe blob 11:37 Wed Sep 12
Re: New Limerick Thread
A knight sat upon a tall steed
Was fair overcome with a need,
Could not get to the ground,
As his squire weren't around
So there in his armour he peed.

A new young prostitute from Guinea,
Was dark, had nice tits, and was skinny

Mike Oxsaw 10:57 Wed Sep 12
Re: New Limerick Thread
I once knew a girl from Dundalk
Who tweeked her tits with a fork
Her use of a spoon
Saw maiden aunts swoon,
And, as for the knife? It's all talk.

A knight sat upon a tall steed
Was fair overcome with a need

cup of tea 4:58 Wed Sep 12
Re: New Limerick Thread
A young pikey girl from Millwall
In the street answered nature's call
She shit on the pavement
to every persons amazement
then slipped in the shit with a fall

I once knew a girl from Dundalk
Who tweeked her tits with a fork

Helmut Shown 11:39 Tue Sep 11
Re: New Limerick Thread
The priest liked to play with the choir,
Thus incurring the magistrates ire
Defrocked, on the skids
For fiddling with kids
A life sentence behind the barbed wire

A young pikey girl from Millwall
In the street answered nature's call

arsene york-hunt 7:21 Sun Sep 9
Re: New Limerick Thread
The singer cups hand to his ear.
I know now it's folk that we'll hear.
Singing a strange style,
In corduroys and fairisle
I've always found that a bit queer.

The priest liked to play with the choir,
Thus incurring the magistrates ire.

doomhunk 9:34 Sat Sep 8
Re: New Limerick Thread
Mine was better ;-)

doomhunk 9:33 Sat Sep 8
Re: New Limerick Thread
In a village on the shores of Loch Fyne
He'd steal knickers hung on the line.
His love of the tanga
Caused considerable anger
Especially when he swiped mine!



A big, burly chap from the States
Knew a trick that involved firing dates

Mike Oxsaw 9:29 Sat Sep 8
Re: New Limerick Thread
In a village on the shores of Loch Fyne
He'd steal knickers hung on the line
The folks were annoyed
For it wasn't Pink Floyd
He'd whistle, but "Fog on the Tyne."

The singer cups hand to his ear.
I know now it's folk that we'll hear

Helmut Shown 2:36 Sat Sep 8
Re: New Limerick Thread
When performing the singer George Melly,
Let rip with a fart that was smelly ,
His follow through
Left residual poo
Worse still, it was live on the telly

In a village on the shores of Loch Fyne
He'd steal knickers hung on the line

arsene york-hunt 1:34 Fri Sep 7
Re: New Limerick Thread
A scotsman Archie McCrumm
Had patriotic tattoos on his bum,
An Irish flag
On the arse of this slag,
Because the cunt was Celtic scum.

When performing the singer George Melly,
Let rip with a fart that was smelly

Helmut Shown 11:03 Fri Sep 7
Re: New Limerick Thread
A large manager from Dudley
For a week wasn't on telly
He's hit a new low
On the Talkshite show
What next? Appearing on Lorraine Kelly

A scotsman Archie McCrumm
Had patriotic tattoos on his bum

Far East Hammer 9:53 Fri Sep 7
Re: New Limerick Thread
A young girl from South Carolina,
Pulled a geezer in the local diner.
But he did like it rough
After kissing her muff
Treated her arse to his boner

A large manager from Dudley
For a week wasn't on telly

arsene york-hunt 10:06 Thu Sep 6
Re: New Limerick Thread
In a toilet a girl from St Paul
Sucked a cock though a hole in the wall,
Then the dirty scrote
Came all over her boat,
It was filmed but they paid her fuck all.

A young girl from South Carolina,
Pulled a geezer in the local diner.

Helmut Shown 4:53 Thu Sep 6
Re: New Limerick Thread
An exotic dancer from Tipton
Couldn't inspire a voyeur's hard on
She gave a flash
Of her shaven gash
But he walked out begging her pardon

In a toilet a girl from St Paul
Sucked a cock though a hole in the wall

Far East Hammer 5:24 Thu Sep 6
Re: New Limerick Thread
We don't, as yet, play as a team,
"Next Level" is still but a dream
Telling arse from elbow?
Well it just brings sorrow
Same old same old West Ham it'd seem

An exotic dancer from Tipton
Couldn't inspire a voyeur's hard on

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