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Q: 2017/18 The RealWestHamFans March on March 10th
a. I'll be there, it's time for action now enough is enough
53%
  
b. Not for me, I'll see you all at the Stadium
14%
  
c. A bit difficult for me as I'll be on my stream with a cup of rosie
25%
  
d. What march
8%
  



les marteaux 7:44 Sat Aug 30
New Limerick Thread
Same as before

The football we play to be blunt
Is to most West Ham fans an affront

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Helmut Shown 11:34 Sun Feb 18
Re: New Limerick Thread
Whilst having a trek through the jungle,
I encountered a creature like Bungle
It had a rash
For the length of its gash
I treated with a strong antifungal*

*what do you expect with those two lines to rhyme!

On Canvey, the new wave of Jews
Their dress is likely to amuse

arsene york-hunt 3:04 Sun Feb 18
Re: New Limerick Thread
*is

arsene york-hunt 1:45 Sun Feb 18
Re: New Limerick Thread
I've gone and conducted a ricket
I've bought an economy ticket,
I never turn right
When boarding a flight
First Class Freddie in my soubriquet.

Whilst having a trek through the jungle,
I encountered a creature like Bungle

Mike Oxsaw 6:38 Sat Feb 17
Re: New Limerick Thread
There was a young lady called Dora
Was rubbing her labia minora.
She gave a short cough
And the damn thing fell off.
Her fanny is now a lot sorer

I've gone and conducted a ricket
I've bought an economy ticket

arsene york-hunt 5:57 Sat Feb 17
Re: New Limerick Thread
I dreamt of a Jeanie screamed Trump
As Melania gave him a thump,
He awoke with a start,
Did a really loud fart.,
Then got up and went for a dump.

There was a young lady called Dora
Was rubbing her labia minora.

HairyHammer 1:31 Sat Feb 17
Re: New Limerick Thread
There once was a pervert from Dagenham
Had three sisters and he was shaggin'em.
A sick worthless shit
Who's throat they did slit
And now do a 5 stretch in Nottingham.

I dreamt of a Jeanie screamed Trump
As Melania gave him a thump

arsene york-hunt 10:41 Fri Feb 16
Re: New Limerick Thread
There was a young lady from Rheims
Thought she'd met the man of her dreams
But all of the while.
He was a paedophile,
And was after her daughter, it seems.

There once was a pervert from Dagenham
Had three sisters and he was shaggin'em.

Helmut Shown 8:45 Fri Feb 16
Re: New Limerick Thread
A camping shop owner in Chippenham
Had tents on display, you could kip in 'em
And for those green cunts
Paper Y fronts
But get a stiffy and you're ripping 'em

There was a young lady from Rheims
Thought she'd met the man of her dreams

arsene york-hunt 6:27 Fri Feb 16
Re: New Limerick Thread
An American lad from Arizona
Would often walk around with a boner
But his priapic state ,
Made him feel not so great,
When blood vessels burst in his corona.

A camping shop owner in Chippenham
Had tents on display, you could kip in 'em

Helmut Shown 5:38 Fri Feb 16
Re: New Limerick Thread
A man from whynot Mississippi
Who's tummy felt awfully gippy
He'd eaten kangaroo
Spent all night in the loo
It'll teach him for eating blue Skippy

An American lad from Arizona
Would often walk around with a boner

HairyHammer 11:41 Fri Feb 16
Re: New Limerick Thread
A china-man from old Nangking
Was caught by his missus wanking
So she got a big bucket
And told him to fuck it
And sold it as mayo with zing.

A man from whynot Mississippi
Who's tummy felt awfully gippy

arsene york-hunt 4:10 Fri Feb 16
Re: New Limerick Thread
A man from Ashton under Lyne
Did all his dating online,
The dates were no't bliss
He had halitosis
And trousers stinking of urine.

A china-man from old Nangking
Was caught by his missus wanking

Helmut Shown 8:39 Thu Feb 15
Re: New Limerick Thread
In a brothel in old Casablanca,
A sailor who'd come off a tanker
He'd been here before
And he sought out the whore
Responsible for his penile chancre

A man from Ashton under Lyne
Did all his dating online

arsene york-hunt 4:25 Thu Feb 15
Re: New Limerick Thread
There is an old dwarf from Wales
Who adds to West Ham’s travails,
But on his days off
He loves a good scoff,
Of cuisses de grenouilles and snails.

In a brothel in old Casablanca,
A sailor who'd come off a tanker

Lily Hammer 5:18 Wed Feb 14
Re: New Limerick Thread
OK.

Still works.

arsene york-hunt 4:38 Wed Feb 14
Re: New Limerick Thread
"HID"

Lily Hammer 4:32 Wed Feb 14
Re: New Limerick Thread
One of the strawberry pickers,
HAS some of them in her knickers
Since her labia parted
And her fanny farted
She’s pining for fishy fruit lickers.



There is an old dwarf from Wales
Who adds to West Ham’s travails

arsene york-hunt 4:15 Wed Feb 14
Re: New Limerick Thread
A Scouser who was worse from drink
Came home and was pissing in the sink
But against his wife's wishes
Did not take out the dishes
So she kicked up a very big stink.

One of the strawberry pickers,
His some of them in her knickers

Helmut Shown 9:50 Wed Feb 14
Re: New Limerick Thread
It's rare I get pissed up these days,
I'm old and now set in my ways
But when out on a binge
And looking for minge
I'm only approached by gays

A Scouser who was worse from drink
Came home and was pissing in the sink

Mike Oxsaw 9:30 Tue Feb 13
Re: New Limerick Thread
A young bloke incited a big fuss
By farting on a 123 bus.
And he made them recoil
When he lanced a large boil
And covered the people in pus.

It's rare I get pissed up these days,
I'm old and now set in my ways.

arsene york-hunt 6:48 Tue Feb 13
Re: New Limerick Thread
As she say there on Jeremy Kyle (???)
No teeth to grace her big smile,
Her gums were bright pink
And her breath don't half stink,
That most of the blokes run a mile.

A young bloke incited a big fuss
By farting on a 123 bus.

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