WHO Poll
Q: Manuel Pellegrini
a. A great signing for the Club and maybe the change of direction we all need
30%
  
b. It will only be a great signing if the Board back him with decent funds
51%
  
c. This is West Ham so it will only end in farce
16%
  
d. I'm not sure about this one, I'll wait until SKY is back to hear what Gary Neville thinks, then I'll voice my opinion
2%
  



les marteaux 7:44 Sat Aug 30
New Limerick Thread
Same as before

The football we play to be blunt
Is to most West Ham fans an affront

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arsene york-hunt 1:42 Thu Jun 14
Re: New Limerick Thread
Once again we get a shit deal
The Premier League hates us, I feel,
We are once again dissed
With a shit fixture list,
I think all these cunts are unreal.

FIFA once more have had a shocker.
The World Cup to cunts who say "Soccer".

Helmut Shown 12:13 Thu Jun 14
Re: New Limerick Thread
Fat Sam has been offered a job
Of being Talk Shite's latest slob
This fat northern git
Talks nothing but shit
I wish he would shut his fat gob

Once again we get a shit deal
The Premier League hates us, I feel

Alwaysaniron 6:34 Wed Jun 13
Re: New Limerick Thread
There was a man from Petrograd,
Got VD from the girls that he'd had
No he's a very sad lad
is Petrograd Vlad
As the stench from his cock is real bad!

Fat Sam has been offered a job
Of being Talk Shite's latest slob

arsene york-hunt 5:02 Wed Jun 13
Re: New Limerick Thread
As he sat there drinking some scotch
His hand wandered down to his crotch.
From the window a sight,
Made his winkle upright
Two little girls playing hopscotch.

There was a man from Petrograd,
Got VD from the girls that he'd had

Helmut Shown 1:50 Wed Jun 13
Re: New Limerick Thread
The footballer Lopez Ufarte
Once went to a wife swapping party
When he went for his prize
'Twas a man in disguise
None other than Professor Moriarty

As he sat there drinking some scotch
His hand wandered down to his crotch

arsene york-hunt 12:32 Wed Jun 13
Re: New Limerick Thread
Have we seen all this before?
Free transfers and nothing more,
I could not give a toss,
Watching some of the dross,
Who come and go through our door.

The footballer Lopez Ufarte
Once went to a wife swapping party

Helmut Shown 2:01 Tue Jun 12
Re: New Limerick Thread
There was a young man called Cliffy
On a bus he played with his stiffy
he blew his top
when asked if he'd stop
He said " I'll be done in a jiffy"

Have we seen all this before?
Free transfers and nothing more

arsene york-hunt 1:26 Mon Jun 11
Re: New Limerick Thread
When I go out on Sundays
Off the line I steal women's undies
One of my best scores
Was when I got the drawers
Of one of them islamic fundies.

There was a young man called Cliffy
On a bus he played with his stiffy

Helmut Shown 10:40 Sun Jun 10
Re: New Limerick Thread
I try to write clean Limericks,
But think of tits, arses and dicks
But most bores on here
Would rather, I fear
Speak of Brexit and politics

When I go out on Sundays
Off the line I steal women's undies

arsene york-hunt 8:11 Sat Jun 9
Re: New Limerick Thread
There was a young man from Ghent
Ran a brothel from inside a tent
Summer profits went well,
But in winter they fell,
And dipped again round about lent.

I try to write clean Limericks,
But think of tits, arses and dicks

Helmut Shown 7:02 Sat Jun 9
Re: New Limerick Thread
There was a young man who did hanker,
For a prostitute in Casablanca
But his dream fell apart
When she dropped a loud fart
The relationship ended in rancour

There was a young man from Ghent
Ran a brothel from inside a tent

arsene york-hunt 11:00 Sat Jun 9
Re: New Limerick Thread
It's said that their knobs are much bigger,
But why? That is quite hard to figure.
When they take them out,
It makes the ladies shout,
And the blokes just stand there and snigger.

There was a young man who did hanker,
For a prostitute in Casablanca

Mike Oxsaw 6:04 Sat Jun 9
Re: New Limerick Thread
There was a man, while he was manic
Booked a trip on RMS Titanic.
As the ship it did sink,
He ordered more drink.
No sense in creating a panic.

It's said that their knobs are much bigger,
But why? That is quite hard to figure.

arsene york-hunt 6:43 Fri Jun 8
Re: New Limerick Thread
In the forest while having a pee
He was stung on his knob by a bee
Asked the Indian doc ,
Who looked at his cock,
Kill the pain leave swelling Doc. Ji.

There was a man, while he was manic
Booked a trip on RMS Titanic

Helmut Shown 2:49 Fri Jun 8
Re: New Limerick Thread
I sparked up a joint in my car,
But made it look like a cigar
I looked quite absurd
Like smoking a turd
When I was viewed from afar

In the forest while having a pee
He was stung on his knob by a bee

Mike Oxsaw 3:14 Fri Jun 8
Re: New Limerick Thread
The Vicar was feeling so fine,
He'd just stole some drawers off a line,
But the gusset was clean
No skids could be seen
To perverts that's not a good sign.

I sparked up a joint in my car,
But made it look like a cigar

arsene york-hunt 11:41 Thu Jun 7
Re: New Limerick Thread
There once was a girl from Milan
Had a bad encounter with a man
She wanted rumpy-pumpy
But he became humpy
As his cock was cut off in Iran.

The Vicar was feeling so fine,
He'd just stole some drawers off a line,

Helmut Shown 1:07 Thu Jun 7
Re: New Limerick Thread
A broody young lady from Caister
Had her eye on a large turkey-baster
She then gave a pull
To her father's prize bull
These Norfolk traditions debased her

There once was a girl from Milan
Had a bad encounter with a man

SurfaceAgentX2Zero 10:46 Thu Jun 7
Re: New Limerick Thread
arsene york-hunt 2:31 Thu Jun 7

A young man from near Cowdenbeeth
Asked his dentist to extract his teeth.
the dentist refused
'Young man, you're confused
That's a fine set of white Hampstead Heaths.

A broody young lady from Caister
Had her eye on a large turkey-baster

arsene york-hunt 2:31 Thu Jun 7
Re: New Limerick Thread
A young morris-dancer from Wells
Had a stick that was covered in bells,
The bladder of a pig
Held on a long twig,
And at Molly Dancing excels.

A young man from near Cowdenbeeth
Asked his dentist to extract his teeth.

SurfaceAgentX2Zero 2:06 Thu Jun 7
Re: New Limerick Thread
An Islamist nut from Benghazii
Let his bomb off while sat on the khazi.
His balls went to hell,
his penis as well
His virgins cried, Yes!',(in good Farsi).


A young morris-dancer from Wells
Had a stick that was covered in bells

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