WHO Poll
Q: 2017/18 Brighton (h)
a. If e can stop being the masters of our own downfall we should take 3 points, win
75%
  
b. We seem too flaky at the moment and don't expect an easy game, draw
8%
  
c. We can't put teams away and have a soft underbelly, lose
9%
  
d. Did you know that Eurovision 1974 was held in Brighton and launched ABBA onto the world stage with Waterloo
5%
  
e. I love Friday Night Football, it gives me the chance to show everyone down the local just how big a West Ham nut I am, hat, scarf, shirt, you name it I'll be wearing it
3%
  



les marteaux 7:44 Sat Aug 30
New Limerick Thread
Same as before

The football we play to be blunt
Is to most West Ham fans an affront

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Far East Hammer 4:49 Thu Oct 19
Re: New Limerick Thread
There once was a chap called Cliffie
Who had an uncontrollable stiffy.
A vicar before his flock
They could all make out his cock
His Bishop upset found it quite iffy

A young stripper who wasn't rough
Except for her overgrown muff

arsene york-hunt 10:59 Wed Oct 18
Re: New Limerick Thread
Caught short on a rush hour train
She tried to cover the stain,
But with all her heart,
Couldn't stop a great fart,
Which stunk out the place with methane.

There once was a chap called Cliffie
Who had an uncontrollable stiffy.

Helmut Shown 10:16 Wed Oct 18
Re: New Limerick Thread
At a party a shirtlifter's chum
Had a carrot stuck up his bum.
I'd never use his tips
For novel party dips
Is it crudité or crudity you plum

Caught short on a rush hour train
She tried to cover the stain

arsene york-hunt 3:24 Wed Oct 18
Re: New Limerick Thread
There was a young fellow called Keith
Wouldn't countenance wearing a sheath,
When a girl insisted,
He still persisted,
As he bit off the tip with his teeth.

At a party a shirtlifter's chum
Had a carrot stuck up his bum.

Helmut Shown 1:54 Tue Oct 17
Re: New Limerick Thread
Sometimes I faff about all day
I really don't work for my pay
Most of my time
Penning bad rhyme
Whilst downing some Beaujolais

There was a young fellow called Keith
Wouldn't countenance wearing a sheath

Far East Hammer 12:24 Tue Oct 17
Re: New Limerick Thread
While sat in a vegetable patch
She felt something odd in her snatch
A worm exploring
Sent her shimmering
Whilst in her dense pubic thatch

Sometimes I faff about all day
I really don't work for my pay

Helmut Shown 5:44 Mon Oct 16
Re: New Limerick Thread
A young lass from Bromley-by-Bow
With a notable camel toe
When viewed from the front
The shape of her cunt
Was visible to those in the know

While sat in a vegetable patch
She felt something odd in her snatch

Far East Hammer 4:49 Mon Oct 16
Re: New Limerick Thread
There was a young lass from Cathcart
Who was known as a bit of a tart.
Her Dad was none too impressed
On seeing how she was dressed
Before out into the night she'd dart

A young lass from Bromley-by-Bow
With a notable camel toe

arsene york-hunt 10:14 Sun Oct 15
Re: New Limerick Thread
Oops

arsene york-hunt 10:13 Sun Oct 15
Re: New Limerick Thread
A upper class man in plus fours
Removed the chambermaid's drawers
Pissed up with gin,
He slid his knob in,
In spite of her vaginal sores.

There was a young lass from Cathcart
Who was known as a bit of a tart.

arsene york-hunt 10:13 Sun Oct 15
Re: New Limerick Thread
A upper class man in plus fours
Removed the chambermaid's drawers
Pissed up with gin,
He slid his knob in,
In spite of her vaginal sores.

There was a young lass from Cathcart
Who was known as a bit of a tart.

arsene york-hunt 10:13 Sun Oct 15
Re: New Limerick Thread
A upper class man in plus fours
Removed the chambermaid's drawers
Pissed up with gin,
He slid his knob in,
In spite of her vaginal sores.

There was a young lass from Cathcart
Who was known as a bit of a tart.

arsene york-hunt 10:13 Sun Oct 15
Re: New Limerick Thread
A upper class man in plus fours
Removed the chambermaid's drawers
Pissed up with gin,
He slid his knob in,
In spite of her vaginal sores.

There was a young lass from Cathcart
Who was known as a bit of a tart.

arsene york-hunt 10:13 Sun Oct 15
Re: New Limerick Thread
A upper class man in plus fours
Removed the chambermaid's drawers
Pissed up with gin,
He slid his knob in,
In spite of her vaginal sores.

There was a young lass from Cathcart
Who was known as a bit of a tart.

arsene york-hunt 10:13 Sun Oct 15
Re: New Limerick Thread
A upper class man in plus fours
Removed the chambermaid's drawers
Pissed up with gin,
He slid his knob in,
In spite of her vaginal sores.

There was a young lass from Cathcart
Who was known as a bit of a tart.

Helmut Shown 9:40 Sun Oct 15
Re: New Limerick Thread
Carroll was playing too much, so hard
Wanted some time off with a red card
This lumbering oaf
Would not use his loaf
Pity only one game he's barred

A upper class man in plus fours
Removed the chambermaid's drawers

Far East Hammer 7:21 Sun Oct 15
Re: New Limerick Thread
Sir Alf like to wank over pace
makes all want to slice off his face
Others just want a win
Or long ball's a sin
Whilst I'll just moan - i know my place

Carroll was playing too much, so hard
Wanted some time off with a red card

JustAFatKevinDavies 3:20 Thu Oct 12
Re: New Limerick Thread
Slaven Bilic was stressed
The supporters were unimpressed
Coventry conference he went
with his hand small and bent
ah you must be Eric Hitchmoe they guessed.


Sir Alf like to wank over pace
makes all want to slice off his face

Eric Hitchmoe 2:59 Thu Oct 12
Re: New Limerick Thread
President Trump ripped off his toupee
And shouted " Quick Melania I want to play"
So un-enthused
She suddenly mused
"My god, I wish you were gay."


Slaven Bilic was stressed
The supporters were unimpressed

HairyHammer 2:10 Thu Oct 12
Re: New Limerick Thread
I know a young man whose mum
Had a large tattoo on her bum
Saying 8 inches and over
With a big smiling grover
That tat for small dicks was no fun.

President Trump ripped off his toupee
And shouted " Quick Melania I want to play"

Helmut Shown 3:19 Wed Oct 11
Re: New Limerick Thread
I do like Taramosalata
Though soon after I'm a right farter
But if I overindulge
In my gusset's a bulge
And it drips down my leg to my garter

I know a young man whose Mum
Had a large tattoo on her bum

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