WHO Poll
Q: 2017/18 Carabao Cup Spurs (a)
a. It's Wembley we have a decent record on the hallowed turf a& all we need is another Maiga, win
17%
  
b. There's no draws in this comp so what chance do we have, lose
26%
  
c. Forget the game, we'll always be a laughing stock while those idiots in the Boardroom still own the Club, SELL SELL SELL
46%
  
d. How great is this another game live on the box, so it's back down the Pub full kit on and roaring the boys onto another win, cut me and I bleed claret & blue
10%
  



les marteaux 7:44 Sat Aug 30
New Limerick Thread
Same as before

The football we play to be blunt
Is to most West Ham fans an affront

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arsene york-hunt 7:01 Fri Oct 20
Re: New Limerick Thread
Sky matches starting at 8
The travelling ain't gonna be great.
It's an aberation
To get into the station
It's the stop and go signs that I hate.

A Brighton supporter called Finn
In a bar was drinking pink gin.

Helmut Shown 5:41 Fri Oct 20
Re: New Limerick Thread
I'm going out now on the lash
With hope, I might score me some gash
I'll just use my fingers
There'll be no cunnilingus
In case the old slapper has a slash

Sky matches starting at 8
The travelling ain't gonna be great

Mike Oxsaw 5:02 Fri Oct 20
Re: New Limerick Thread
There once was a bloke called King,
Was licking a young ladies ring.
He was left in no doubt,
When a turd wriggled out,
That rimming just wasn't his thing.

I'm going out now, on the lash
With hope, I might score me some gash

arsene york-hunt 4:37 Fri Oct 20
Re: New Limerick Thread
The oaf won't be playing today
Fucking good riddance I say
Now with deft short passes
Put Brighton on their arses,
And with all the points come away.

There once was a bloke called King,
Was licking a yoiung ladies ring.

Helmut Shown 3:18 Fri Oct 20
Re: New Limerick Thread
This site's paedophile flock,
Who go off to live in Bangkok
Some political eulogists
And pederast apologists
We wish in their mouth they'd put a sock

The oaf won't be playing today
Fucking good riddance I say

arsene york-hunt 2:16 Fri Oct 20
Re: New Limerick Thread
An exotic dancer from Leeds
Did disgusting things with some beads,
A really odd stunt,
Pulling them from her cunt,
So painful that it sometimes bleeds.

This site's paedophile flock,
Who go off to live in Bangkok

Helmut Shown 2:00 Thu Oct 19
Re: New Limerick Thread
A young stripper who wasn't rough
Except for her overgrown muff
The hair on her head
Was a deep shade of red
Matching both collar and cuff

An exotic dancer from Leeds
Did disgusting things with some beads

Far East Hammer 4:49 Thu Oct 19
Re: New Limerick Thread
There once was a chap called Cliffie
Who had an uncontrollable stiffy.
A vicar before his flock
They could all make out his cock
His Bishop upset found it quite iffy

A young stripper who wasn't rough
Except for her overgrown muff

arsene york-hunt 10:59 Wed Oct 18
Re: New Limerick Thread
Caught short on a rush hour train
She tried to cover the stain,
But with all her heart,
Couldn't stop a great fart,
Which stunk out the place with methane.

There once was a chap called Cliffie
Who had an uncontrollable stiffy.

Helmut Shown 10:16 Wed Oct 18
Re: New Limerick Thread
At a party a shirtlifter's chum
Had a carrot stuck up his bum.
I'd never use his tips
For novel party dips
Is it crudité or crudity you plum

Caught short on a rush hour train
She tried to cover the stain

arsene york-hunt 3:24 Wed Oct 18
Re: New Limerick Thread
There was a young fellow called Keith
Wouldn't countenance wearing a sheath,
When a girl insisted,
He still persisted,
As he bit off the tip with his teeth.

At a party a shirtlifter's chum
Had a carrot stuck up his bum.

Helmut Shown 1:54 Tue Oct 17
Re: New Limerick Thread
Sometimes I faff about all day
I really don't work for my pay
Most of my time
Penning bad rhyme
Whilst downing some Beaujolais

There was a young fellow called Keith
Wouldn't countenance wearing a sheath

Far East Hammer 12:24 Tue Oct 17
Re: New Limerick Thread
While sat in a vegetable patch
She felt something odd in her snatch
A worm exploring
Sent her shimmering
Whilst in her dense pubic thatch

Sometimes I faff about all day
I really don't work for my pay

Helmut Shown 5:44 Mon Oct 16
Re: New Limerick Thread
A young lass from Bromley-by-Bow
With a notable camel toe
When viewed from the front
The shape of her cunt
Was visible to those in the know

While sat in a vegetable patch
She felt something odd in her snatch

Far East Hammer 4:49 Mon Oct 16
Re: New Limerick Thread
There was a young lass from Cathcart
Who was known as a bit of a tart.
Her Dad was none too impressed
On seeing how she was dressed
Before out into the night she'd dart

A young lass from Bromley-by-Bow
With a notable camel toe

arsene york-hunt 10:14 Sun Oct 15
Re: New Limerick Thread
Oops

arsene york-hunt 10:13 Sun Oct 15
Re: New Limerick Thread
A upper class man in plus fours
Removed the chambermaid's drawers
Pissed up with gin,
He slid his knob in,
In spite of her vaginal sores.

There was a young lass from Cathcart
Who was known as a bit of a tart.

arsene york-hunt 10:13 Sun Oct 15
Re: New Limerick Thread
A upper class man in plus fours
Removed the chambermaid's drawers
Pissed up with gin,
He slid his knob in,
In spite of her vaginal sores.

There was a young lass from Cathcart
Who was known as a bit of a tart.

arsene york-hunt 10:13 Sun Oct 15
Re: New Limerick Thread
A upper class man in plus fours
Removed the chambermaid's drawers
Pissed up with gin,
He slid his knob in,
In spite of her vaginal sores.

There was a young lass from Cathcart
Who was known as a bit of a tart.

arsene york-hunt 10:13 Sun Oct 15
Re: New Limerick Thread
A upper class man in plus fours
Removed the chambermaid's drawers
Pissed up with gin,
He slid his knob in,
In spite of her vaginal sores.

There was a young lass from Cathcart
Who was known as a bit of a tart.

arsene york-hunt 10:13 Sun Oct 15
Re: New Limerick Thread
A upper class man in plus fours
Removed the chambermaid's drawers
Pissed up with gin,
He slid his knob in,
In spite of her vaginal sores.

There was a young lass from Cathcart
Who was known as a bit of a tart.

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