WHO Poll
Q: Manuel Pellegrini
a. A great signing for the Club and maybe the change of direction we all need
32%
  
b. It will only be a great signing if the Board back him with decent funds
50%
  
c. This is West Ham so it will only end in farce
15%
  
d. I'm not sure about this one, I'll wait until SKY is back to hear what Gary Neville thinks, then I'll voice my opinion
3%
  



les marteaux 7:44 Sat Aug 30
New Limerick Thread
Same as before

The football we play to be blunt
Is to most West Ham fans an affront

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arsene york-hunt 12:32 Sun Jul 1
Re: New Limerick Thread
That Luis Saurez , the cunt,
Falls down poleaxed on his front
But playing last night
No-one did he bite,
And his team are worth a punt.

The idol of numerous queers,
Now gone home from Russia in tears.

Alfie 5:28 Sun Jul 1
Re: New Limerick Thread
Evidently london town


The bloody schools are fuckin crap
The bloody pubs are deathtraps
Charging 20 fuckin pounds
For a pint of fuckin lies.
The bloody markets fuckin empty
Vacant lots that never tempt the
Bloody punters who cant be arsed
To fuckin stop and bloody ask:

They never browse they never buy
The bloody pound note merchandise.
The bloody banks arebloody shut
The fuckin prices fuckin cut.

The fuckin trains are fuckin packed
And no one bloody dares to chat
Fuckin empty hollow eyes
Looking out of bankrupt lives.

The bloody pubs are fuckin heaved
With dodgy geezers boshing sneeze
The carsy ledges bloody cut
With fuckin lines boshed up
The bloody noses on the faces
That fuckin lived here fuckin ages.

The bloody kids
Tote fuckin knives
And bloody shank
You with their eyes.

The fuckin wick is fuckin lit
We bloody live on top of it.

Evidently town of plenty
Evidently - Londontown.

Alfie 4:41 Sun Jul 1
Re: New Limerick Thread
Prefab sprout
Took me out
Bronski beat
Bought me treats
Beautiful south
Slapped me mouth
Billy idol
Wore a bridle:
Stevie wonder
On the blower
Fred mercury
Tooth grin grower
A ha
packed em in.

Milli vanilli
Faked the tune
Duran duran
Made em swoon
Shakin stevens
Culture club
Marmoset
Plum.

Alfie 4:16 Sun Jul 1
Re: New Limerick Thread
Feeling like various singers


I felt fresh
Rested
Like paul mccartney
At his 80s best;
I felt morose
Bereft
Like elton john
In his cocaine
Frown, bad hair
Days: i resembled
Mark knopfler
After the dire straits,
Before
Midge Ure
Soared ultravoxs
Vienna,
Then live aid saw
Scritt politti
At their best.

I felt like Townsend
Windmilling his chest
Slung guitar:
Phil Collins drumming -
Harrisons sitar.
Lennons lament.
Daltreys ascent.

Alfie 3:55 Sun Jul 1
Re: New Limerick Thread
River bank scene. Mortality thoughts.


I knew a majestic swan
French - named Alange.
Downy crested,
He liked to fish
The Reachless banks
Round the reeded edges
Where Cuckoos nested.

Ah, if this -
This scene of bliss
Is the last i witness
I will go in wistful
Happy accepting
The rivers twist
Has slowed and settled.

Helmut Shown 12:13 Sun Jul 1
Re: New Limerick Thread
*Suarez*

Helmut Shown 12:12 Sun Jul 1
Re: New Limerick Thread
When applying the fake tan it was stressy,
For Cristiano, the big fucking Jessie,
Now he's feeling the pain
On his way back to Spain
On the same plane as Lionel Messi

That Luis Saurez , the cunt,
Falls down poleaxed on his front

Spandex Sidney 9:28 Sat Jun 30
Re: New Limerick Thread
There's a prostitute called Lulu.
In the foothills near Kathmandu.
It seems her crack is the slackest,
and also the blackest
And she's known as Gavros on WHO

When applying the fake tan it was stressy,
For Cristiano, the big fucking Jessie,

arsene york-hunt 9:07 Sat Jun 30
Re: New Limerick Thread
Sat next to a bloke in a diner,
He said "will you show your vagina"
I said: "You on coke?
I'm a fucking bloke.
But I'll take out me knob, me old china."

There's a prostitute called Lulu.
In the foothills near Kathmandu

Helmut Shown 11:57 Sat Jun 30
Re: New Limerick Thread
I haven't real sex for ages,
So I opened up my "Yellow Pages"
Pages stuck together
Must be the weather!
Better go out. Spend my wages

Sat next to a bloke in a diner,
He said "will you show your vagina"

Mike Oxsaw 11:43 Sat Jun 30
Re: New Limerick Thread
A geriatric fell for a teen
She said "no" and created a scene
He got his knob out
And waved it about
She shouted "My god! It's all green!"

I haven't real sex for ages,
So I opened up my "Yellow Pages"

Far East Hammer 10:04 Sat Jun 30
Re: New Limerick Thread
A young girl from near Canterbury,
In a public bog lost her cherry
A dirty old man had her
Inside a filthy crapper
Though she still left feeling quite merry

A geriatric fell for a teen
She said "no" and created a scene

arsene york-hunt 7:39 Fri Jun 29
Re: New Limerick Thread
A Swiss girl who came from Berne
On stage performed a weird turn
Setting her farts alight,
But it caused a big fright
Her drawers lit up, causing concern.

A young girl from near Canterbury,
In a public bog lost her cherry

Helmut Shown 5:32 Fri Jun 29
Re: New Limerick Thread
I only really like West Ham,
Internationals? I don't give a damn
Southgate and cohorts
Yids of all sorts
Make me want to change the programme

A Swiss girl who came from Berne
On stage performed a weird turn

arsene york-hunt 1:01 Fri Jun 29
Re: New Limerick Thread

I only really like West Ham,
Internationals? I don't give a damn

arsene york-hunt 1:01 Fri Jun 29
Re: New Limerick Thread
Have you ever heard of anything sillier
Than dressing as a baby paraphilia
And shitting in a nappy
and being all crappy,
Me? I prefer necrophilia.

arsene york-hunt 12:59 Fri Jun 29
Re: New Limerick Thread
My scrotum's really quite itchy
The damn lice making me tetchy,
I've had ointment and jabs,
To rid me of these crabs
How I got them? My memory's sketchy.

I only really like West Ham,
Internationals? I don't give a damn

Helmut Shown 12:57 Fri Jun 29
Re: New Limerick Thread
My scrotum's really quite itchy
The damn lice making me tetchy
That'll teach me what for
To fuck a two bob whore
My memory of that night is sketchy

Have you ever heard of anything sillier
Than dressing as a baby paraphilia

Far East Hammer 12:20 Fri Jun 29
Re: New Limerick Thread
We're 1 - 0 down, what to do?
Danny Welbeck to carry us through??
Sorry to be finickety
But there's no West Ham Trinity
So we cannot win it - that's true!

My scrotum's really quite itchy
The damn lice making me tetchy

Helmut Shown 10:29 Thu Jun 28
Re: New Limerick Thread
The Krauts it appeared played quite bad,
And their exit I'm sure makes us sad.
Thomas Müller in tears
Worth a few rounds of beers
Schadenfreude! We're all fucking glad

We're 1 - 0 down, what to do?
Danny Welbeck to carry us through??

arsene york-hunt 2:39 Thu Jun 28
Re: New Limerick Thread
Fuck off!

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