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les marteaux 7:44 Sat Aug 30
New Limerick Thread
Same as before

The football we play to be blunt
Is to most West Ham fans an affront

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Mike Oxsaw 9:19 Tue Jan 16
Re: New Limerick Thread
I can not make any sense of it,
When playing shit teams we play shit
As long as we play
The old West Ham way
The fans really don't mind a bit

Now. Can we advance in the cup?
Or will the club sell us a pup?

arsene york-hunt 4:05 Sat Jan 13
Re: New Limerick Thread

I can not make any sense of it,
When playing shit teams we play shit

arsene york-hunt 4:00 Sat Jan 13
Re: New Limerick Thread
A milf eyed a donkey's big shlong
Her mind in place oh so wrong,
Playing Animal Farm
Now caused her alarm,
She had fear while removing her thong.

I can not make any sense of it,
When playing shit teams and we play shit

HairyHammer 10:38 Sat Jan 13
Re: New Limerick Thread
Her mind in a place oh so wrong

HairyHammer 4:16 Sat Jan 13
Re: New Limerick Thread
A working girl from San Diago
Suffered quite a bit from Lumbago
So she;d just wank and suck
As No way she could fuck
And for extras made dildo's from playdough.

A milf eyed a donkey's big shlong
Her mind in place oh so wrong

arsene york-hunt 3:29 Sat Jan 13
Re: New Limerick Thread
This transfer they won't be too tight
The best of the best in their sight.
If you think that my friend,
You're a total bell end,
In bullshit, I think, you delight.

A working girl from San Diago
Suffered quite a bit from Lumbago

HairyHammer 2:34 Sat Jan 13
Re: New Limerick Thread
A prostitute in Pattaya,
Was picked up by a bricklayer.
She had big hairy thighs
And a touch strong and wise
But her Cock meant no go for this player.

This transfer they won't be too tight
The best of the best in their sight.

arsene york-hunt 9:28 Fri Jan 12
Re: New Limerick Thread
You know when Trump's talking shit
His lips are moving a bit
A very strange man,
Daft hair and fake tan,
He looks quite a bit of a tit.

A prostitute in Pattaya,
Was picked up by a bricklayer.

Helmut Shown 10:31 Fri Jan 12
Re: New Limerick Thread
Our owner loves the sound of his voice.
From he's posh mansion close to Theydon Bois
But his teenage son Jack
Tweets a load of old cack
He should be told to go back to his toys

You know when Trump's talking shit
His lips are moving a bit

jfk 4:33 Fri Jan 12
Re: New Limerick Thread
Our owners a dwarf and a half jew.
Produced rude things for me and for you.
Made their sons oh so rich whilst paying a bitch.
A good run of wins overdue.

Out owner loves the sound of his voice.
From he's posh mansion close to Theydon Bois

arsene york-hunt 3:59 Fri Jan 12
Re: New Limerick Thread
One owner is an old duffer,
The other a lying old bluffer,
They've both made their choices
And come in Rolls Royces
We walk from Stratford, it's tougher.

Our owners a dwarf and a half jew.
Produced rude things for me and for you

Hermit Road 1:03 Fri Jan 12
Re: New Limerick Thread
Our owners resemble the devil,
With all of their talk of "Next Level".
No wonder we’re glum,
We’re taken for dumb,
While in profits from us they do revel.

One owner is an old duffer,
The other a lying old bluffer,

Mike Oxsaw 12:53 Fri Jan 12
Re: New Limerick Thread
The window is open hooray
But who are we buying today?
No purchase or loan?
Let's all have a moan
And then we can go on our way.

Our owners resemble the devil,
With all of their talk of "Next Level".

Helmut Shown 12:40 Fri Jan 12
Re: New Limerick Thread
There was a young man from Mauritius.
Was eating a golden delicious
But the apple I fear
Caused a bout of diarrhoea
It could hardly be called nutritious

The window is open hooray
But who are we buying today?

arsene york-hunt 9:18 Mon Jan 8
Re: New Limerick Thread
A Fakir had three beers in Aswan
Gave him powers through burqa's to scan,
But the first in 'her' splendour
Was a bloke who's transgender,
And the next one was like a caveman.

There was a young man from Mauritius.
Was eating a golden delicious.

arsene york-hunt 9:18 Mon Jan 8
Re: New Limerick Thread
A Fakir had three beers in Aswan
Gave him powers through burqa's to scan,
But the first in 'her' splendour
Was a bloke who's transgender,
And the next one was like a caveman.

There was a young man from Mauritius.
Was eating a golden delicious.

HairyHammer 6:59 Mon Jan 8
Re: New Limerick Thread
I've broken my first resolution
And created some rancid pollution
With My addiction to beans
And Sprouts peas and Greens
So my arse as before needs ablution.

A Fakir had three beers in Aswan
Gave him powers through burqa's to scan

Mike Oxsaw 4:42 Mon Jan 8
Re: New Limerick Thread
A man eating some hummus for tea
Shouted shit in my food there's a bee
The ending is tragic:
For some Paul Daniels' magic
Turned it into steaming goat's pee.

I've broken my first resolution
And created some rancid pollution

HairyHammer 6:58 Mon Jan 8
Re: New Limerick Thread
So we're gonna have a replay,
Does anyone know on which day?
I'm chomping at the bit
To see non defensive shit
Fingers crossed its the West ham way.

A man eating some hummus for tea
Shouted shit in my food there's a bee

arsene york-hunt 6:07 Sun Jan 7
Re: New Limerick Thread
The boss plays the youngsters, we moan.
The boss plays the first team, we groan
A draw v the jews,
Clean sheet v the Shrews,
This whingeing i just don't condone.

So we're gonna have a replay,
Does anyone know on which day?

Mike Oxsaw 4:09 Sun Jan 7
Re: New Limerick Thread
So Hughes has got the tin tack
Let's hope Stoke don't make a comeback
Their board want a Brit
To clean up his shit
Old Harry ain't working - he's kack.

The boss plays the youngsters, we moan.
The boss plays the first team, we groan

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