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les marteaux 7:44 Sat Aug 30
New Limerick Thread
Same as before

The football we play to be blunt
Is to most West Ham fans an affront

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arsene york-hunt 3:09 Fri Apr 20
Re: New Limerick Thread
A woman from Clacton on Sea
In her arse was stung by a bee
Of good hygeine bereft,
in her gluteal cleft,
The doc saw dried shit and a flea.

In Vicksburg on the Mississippi,
The prostitute got rather lippy

HairyHammer 1:22 Fri Apr 20
Re: New Limerick Thread
The last months have been a pain
You go out and it pisses with rain
But the past few day's
I've been blessed with ray's
Why? cos I've pissed of to Spain.

A woman from Clacton on Sea
In her arse was stung by a bee

Helmut Shown 8:56 Thu Apr 19
Re: New Limerick Thread
A young lady from near New Orleans
Had an unsightly stain on her jeans
On something she sat?
No, I think she shat
Shouldn't have eaten those beans

The last months have been a pain
You go out and it pisses with rain

arsene york-hunt 8:10 Thu Apr 19
Re: New Limerick Thread
Alwaysaniron 10:10 Thu Apr 19

"Flouncing" the rules was he? Shocking!

arsene york-hunt 8:08 Thu Apr 19
Re: New Limerick Thread
Some posters just don't "get" this site,
They're "cool", and they're "smart and they're..."bright".
But their minds are quite small,
Thinking they know it all
And one thing they aint is polite.

A young lady from near New Orleans
Had an unsightly stain on her jeans

Mike Oxsaw 7:51 Thu Apr 19
Re: New Limerick Thread
The weather outside is a delight
Oh fuck a fat bird what a sight
Armpits soaking wet
And an arse that is set
In black sweat pants two sizes too tight.

Some posters just don't "get" this site,
They're "cool", and they're "smart and they're..."bright".

Helmut Shown 7:39 Thu Apr 19
Re: New Limerick Thread
Alwaysaniron 10:10 Thu Apr 19
Re: New Limerick Thread .

Was it the reference to "the unlubed back door"?

cup of tea 1:28 Thu Apr 19
Re: New Limerick Thread
These knifings and shootings by gangs
Would stop if the culprit hangs
Whether black, white or chink
This whole country stinks
"i'm pissed off with it all"I once sang

The weather outside is a delight
Oh fuck a fat bird what a sight

Alwaysaniron 10:12 Thu Apr 19
Re: New Limerick Thread
*Shown

Alwaysaniron 10:10 Thu Apr 19
Re: New Limerick Thread
Mods mods

Helmut shewn must be banned from the site with immediate effect for flagrantly flouncing the rules of the Limerick Thread.

I demand action is take.

Helmut Shown 5:58 Wed Apr 18
Re: New Limerick Thread
There was a young man from Warsaw,
Went to have his first sex with a whore
He missed out on love
As he tried to shove
His erection in her unlubed back door

These knifings and shootings by gangs
Would stop if the culprit hangs

Alwaysaniron 5:35 Wed Apr 18
Re: New Limerick Thread
There was a young man from Warsaw,
Went to have his first sex with a whore,
She bent down to receive
And could not quite believe
When he did her via the back door!

A fat bloke coming back to our ground
Was perturbed by a strange booing sound

arsene york-hunt 5:29 Wed Apr 18
Re: New Limerick Thread
Is there something in the team's genome
That means they don't win at home?
In the league or cup
We always fuck up,
We defend like kids with Downs Syndrome.

There was a young man from Warsaw,
Went to have his first sex with a whore,

Helmut Shown 5:19 Wed Apr 18
Re: New Limerick Thread
The muslim rapists from round Rotherham,
Were left as the P'lice didn't bother 'em
They overstepped bounds
On religious grounds
By kidnapping kids to rodger 'em

Is there something in the team's genome
That means they don't win at home?

arsene york-hunt 3:55 Wed Apr 18
Re: New Limerick Thread
Whilst sitting on the platform at Rye
I dropped my lunch a meat pie
It was made by my Mum
And meat, it had some
But was mostly entrails and an eye.

The muslim rapists from round Rotherham,
Were left as the P'lice didn't bother 'em

cup of tea 11:21 Wed Apr 18
Re: New Limerick Thread
A young welsh girl gave a deep throat,
To a popular singer of note.
Yes it was Sir Tom Jones
Who quivvered in his old bones
When he came he fucked off in his coat

Whilst sitting on the platform at Rye
I dropped my lunch a meat pie

arsene york-hunt 2:57 Wed Apr 18
Re: New Limerick Thread
I can't wait for him to depart
The butterfingered tosser Joe Hart,
So it back to City
For this liability.
The fucker's not worth a wet fart.

A young welsh girl gave a deep throat,
To a popular singer of note.

Helmut Shown 8:21 Tue Apr 17
Re: New Limerick Thread
These fucking night games on TV.
Are an inconvenience for me
And its all to feed
Rupert Murdoch's greed
On a school night for kids I see.

I can't wait for him to depart
The butterfingered tosser Joe Hart

arsene york-hunt 3:54 Mon Apr 16
Re: New Limerick Thread
I met an old man in a bar
Who was boasting about his new car.
His story was bland,
But held in his hand,
He had his pet newt in a jar.

These fucking night games on TV.
Are an inconvenience for me

Helmut Shown 10:11 Sun Apr 15
Re: New Limerick Thread
Mark Hughes to be totally frank
As a Manager not worth a wank
As intimated
Never relegated
Leaves early with money in the bank

I met an old man in a bar
Who was boasting about his new car

arsene york-hunt 3:40 Sun Apr 15
Re: New Limerick Thread
While tidying his borders a bit
He found he'd knelt in fox shit,
He shouted "Oh fuck!
What rotten bad luck,
It makes me want to fucking spit."

Mark Hughes to be totally frank
As a Manager not worth a wank.

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