WHO Poll
Q: 2017/18 Watford (a)
a. Moyes first game & like the postman he'll deliver, win.
47%
  
b. A tough first game for Moyes it'll be a test alright & I expect a point, draw.
23%
  
c. Different day and it'll be the same shit, lose.
13%
  
d. We should be pleaed the football's back but after the last humiliation and the Board's ineptitude, my passion for WHU has been sucked out of me
14%
  
e. I can't wait me, I'm our biggest fan and once again will be down the Rub a Dub kitted out and belting out David Moysie's Blue & Claret Army, I know all the songs me
4%
  



les marteaux 7:44 Sat Aug 30
New Limerick Thread
Same as before

The football we play to be blunt
Is to most West Ham fans an affront

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arsene york-hunt 12:53 Fri Nov 17
Re: New Limerick Thread
In a well known West Ham forum
A single poster makes a quorum,
Moaning about "berks",
He gives them the works
The silly sod has no decorum.

An Australian prostitute.
Who works from the back of her 'ute'.

Helmut Shown 9:15 Thu Nov 16
Re: New Limerick Thread
In a brothel in Chattanooga,
They gave punters some free baluga
It went down well
And it masked the smell
From their top whore, a scabby old cougar

In a well known West Ham forum
A single poster makes a quorum

arsene york-hunt 1:46 Thu Nov 16
Re: New Limerick Thread
At the urinal in the local loos
Somebody pissed on his shoes.
Turning to this lowlife
He stuck in his knife,
The police are now looking for clues.

In a brothel in Chattanooga,
They gave punters some free baluga

Helmut Shown 8:30 Wed Nov 15
Re: New Limerick Thread
In a brothel in Santiago
The receptionist played a banjo
When approached by a client
She wasn't compliant
"Fuck Off" said this Latin virago

At the urinal in the local loos
Somebody pissed on his shoes

arsene york-hunt 11:04 Tue Nov 14
Re: New Limerick Thread
Davie Moyes was boring the fans
So he decided to buy them all cans,
It failed to bring bliss
As it tasted of piss.
It wasn't the wisest of plans.

In a brothel in Santiago
The receptionist played a banjo

LeroysBoots 6:40 Tue Nov 14
Re: New Limerick Thread
Brady was in a bit of a pickle
She thought the West Ham fans were fickle
One day with a shrug
They pulled on her rug
And shaved it off with a sickle


Davie Moyes was boring the fans
So he decided to buy them all cans

Eric Hitchmoe 5:40 Tue Nov 14
Re: New Limerick Thread
The next level - just out of reach?
Just like that fit bird on the beach.
Whenever we think
That we're just on the brink
We grind to a halt with a screech.


Brady was in a bit of a pickle
She thought the West Ham fans were fickle

Mike Oxsaw 4:03 Tue Nov 14
Re: New Limerick Thread
Some say that Sullivan and Gold
Can't run the club they're too old
Their age is not it
They're just fucking shit
The truth sometimes has to be told.

The next level - just out of reach?
Just like that fit bird on the beach.

Helmut Shown 11:31 Tue Nov 14
Re: New Limerick Thread
In a whorehouse in old Kowloon
On her flute she played a sad tune
In the midst of her slit
A penis shaped clit
But she'll have the operation soon

Some say that Sullivan and Gold
Can't run the club they're too old

arsene york-hunt 8:51 Mon Nov 13
Re: New Limerick Thread
In a brothel in old Ecuador
She layed legs splayed on the floor.
From out of her "thing."
She pulled blades on a string,
The punter were heard shout for more.

In a whorehouse in old Kowloon
On her flute she played a sad tune.

Helmut Shown 8:42 Mon Nov 13
Re: New Limerick Thread
In a brothel in British Guiana
She inserted an unpeeled banana
She was then feted
By those who had plated
For the taste of her flavoured punana

In a brothel in old Ecuador
She layed legs splayed on the floor

arsene york-hunt 3:17 Mon Nov 13
Re: New Limerick Thread
Oops...........................

Are we back to the BFS days
Where parking the bus gets the praise,
The tactics of the berk,
If they do not work,
We'll be back to Slaven like displays


In a brothel in British Giana
She inserted an unpeeled banana

arsene york-hunt 3:10 Mon Nov 13
Re: New Limerick Thread
Are we back to the BFS days
Where parking the bus gets the praise,
The tactics of the berk,
If they do not work,
We'll drop from the foot of the table.

In a brothel in British Giana
She inserted an unpeeled banana

Helmut Shown 12:05 Mon Nov 13
Re: New Limerick Thread
Next week, can we climb the table?
I'm sure that the players are able
These prima Dona's
Foisted upon us
Their prowess a bit of a fable

Are we back to the BFS days
Where parking the bus gets the praise

Mike Oxsaw 5:59 Mon Nov 13
Re: New Limerick Thread
The typical poster on WHO,
Has fuck all much in life to do.
'cept await the dementia
That's coming to getcha...











...The typical poster on WHO,



Next week, can we climb the table?
I'm sure that the players are able

arsene york-hunt 1:59 Mon Nov 13
Re: New Limerick Thread
As he sat there drinking his tea
He thought "I really need a pee"
So while smoking a fag
Filled his catheter bag
Which he got on the NHS free.

The typical poster on WHO,
Has fuck all much in life to do.

Helmut Shown 8:45 Sun Nov 12
Re: New Limerick Thread
On the London to Glasgow train
A passenger pulled the wrong chain
Instead of flushing his stool
He was flashing his tool
His Prince Albert had broken again

As he sat there drinking his tea
He thought "I really need a pee"

arsene york-hunt 5:13 Sun Nov 12
Re: New Limerick Thread
The vicar of Orkney & Wick
Once fell for a choirboy called Mick.
I just will not write,
Of the deeds of this shite
Suffice to say, 'twould make you sick

On the London to Glasgow train
A passenger pulled the wrong chain

Mike Oxsaw 5:05 Sun Nov 12
Re: New Limerick Thread
There once was a scotchman called Robbie
Went oot frae the bar fer a jobbie.
He eased out the poo
With a rusty sgian-dubh
And left it on show in the lobby.

The vicar of Orkney & Wick
Once fell for a choirboy called Mick.

arsene york-hunt 2:06 Sun Nov 12
Re: New Limerick Thread
There once was a man with a stammer,
And had no regard for good grammar.
I once asked of this man,
Of what team you're a fan.
He replied: "I'm a H - h - h - Hammer."

There once was a scotchman called Robbie
Went oot frae the bar fer a jobbie

Hermit Road 1:26 Sun Nov 12
Re: New Limerick Thread
At Forest and Citeh he failed
So why is Stuart Pearce being hailed
It’s because his veins pop,
Even though he’s a flop,
That our club could soon be assailed.


There once was a man with a stammer,
And had no regard for good grammar.

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