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Q: Manuel Pellegrini
a. A great signing for the Club and maybe the change of direction we all need
31%
  
b. It will only be a great signing if the Board back him with decent funds
52%
  
c. This is West Ham so it will only end in farce
16%
  
d. I'm not sure about this one, I'll wait until SKY is back to hear what Gary Neville thinks, then I'll voice my opinion
2%
  



les marteaux 7:44 Sat Aug 30
New Limerick Thread
Same as before

The football we play to be blunt
Is to most West Ham fans an affront

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arsene york-hunt 10:48 Sat Jun 23
Re: New Limerick Thread
There was a young girl from St. Kitts
Got a very bad case of the shits
A huge thunder clap
She was covered in crap,
From he knees right up to her tits.

An ambitious young man from Nangking.
Got a new high paid job in banking

Helmut Shown 7:50 Sat Jun 23
Re: New Limerick Thread
A young girl from the city Accra.
Serviced punters from inside her car
One dirty swine
Tried a sixty nine
But in a mini didnt get far

There was a young girl from St. Kitts
Got a very bad case of the shits

arsene york-hunt 11:30 Fri Jun 22
Re: New Limerick Thread
There was a young girl from Brazil
Rude Samba songs she would trill
She was most at home,
In the Sambadrome,
Swinging her tits with great skill.

A young girl from the city Accra.
Serviced punters from inside her car

Helmut Shown 10:07 Fri Jun 22
Re: New Limerick Thread
He lay there abed feeling sick
The Nurse cleaned smegma from his dick
To augment her income
She fingered his bum
And gave his bellend a lick

There was a young girl from Brazil
Rude Samba songs she would trill

arsene york-hunt 2:35 Fri Jun 22
Re: New Limerick Thread
My piles are beginning to sag
I've an arse like the Japanese flag
My sphincter is weak
And it's starting to leak,
I'll need a cholostomy bag.

He lay there abed feeling sick
The Nurse cleaned smegma from his dick

Helmut Shown 12:46 Fri Jun 22
Re: New Limerick Thread
My limericks, they don't really scan,
That's 'cos I'm a fucking hard man.
I can't shoot no jism
But this priapism
Stops me rolling from my divan

My piles are beginning to sag
I've an arse like the Japanese flag

Mike Oxsaw 12:15 Fri Jun 22
Re: New Limerick Thread
There was a young man called Davey,
Whose pants were full of bum gravy
Which was really absurd:
Just a Richard the Third,
Could get him a job in the navy.

My limericks, they don't really scan,
That's 'cos I'm a fucking hard man.

arsene york-hunt 11:10 Thu Jun 21
Re: New Limerick Thread
A tramp who was drinking some piss
Gave a passing lady a French kiss,
She was made of stern stuff,
Liking a bit of rough,
And said "Oh my God that was bliss."

There was a young man called Davey,
Whose pants were full of bum gravy

HairyHammer 11:00 Thu Jun 21
Re: New Limerick Thread
My AC has gone on the blink.
I'm sweating and starting to stink.
But Messi smells worse
In the world cup he's cursed
And now he could do with a shrink

A tramp who was drinking some piss
Gave a passing lady a French kiss

Mike Oxsaw 9:36 Thu Jun 21
Re: New Limerick Thread
There was a young lady called Rose
While driving was picking her nose.
And, somewhere near Pinner,
She picked out a winner
Just saying...you know how it goes.

My AC has gone on the blink.
I'm sweating and starting to stink.

arsene york-hunt 9:30 Thu Jun 21
Re: New Limerick Thread
arsene york-hunt 5:38 Thu Jun 21
Re: New Limerick Thread

*One wonders why these tits are paid.


carry on

arsene york-hunt 9:28 Thu Jun 21
Re: New Limerick Thread
There's someone I know I've annoyed,
So I think I shall have to avoid,
It's the next door's two boys,
Who complain of the noise
When I play rubbish like Pink Floyd.

There was a young lady called Rose
While driving was picking her nose.

Mike Oxsaw 6:18 Thu Jun 21
Re: New Limerick Thread
In a bar in downtown Volgograd,
Some drunks were behaving quite bad
Ivan gave out a slap
Which put paid to that
Thus making the locals quite glad.

There's someone I know I've annoyed,
So I think I shall have to avoid,

arsene york-hunt 5:38 Thu Jun 21
Re: New Limerick Thread
By the commentary the BBC made
You'd have thought only Salah played.
The truth is they can't ,
Lose their Liverpool slant,
One wonders why these are tits paid.

In a bar in downtown Volgograd,
Some drunks were behaving quite bad

Helmut Shown 12:16 Wed Jun 20
Re: New Limerick Thread
Famous poet Percival Shelley,
Was applying some KY jelly
Applied in haste
'twas chilli paste
put fire in his boyfriend's belly

By the commentary the BBC made
You'd have thought only Salah played

arsene york-hunt 7:09 Tue Jun 19
Re: New Limerick Thread
After England's dismal display
Their chances are slim I'd say,
Jammy tap ins by Kane
So the mass don't complain
You win nothing with yids by the way.

Famous poet Percival Shelley,
Was applying some KY jelly.

Helmut Shown 12:22 Tue Jun 19
Re: New Limerick Thread
FIFA once more have had a shocker.
The World Cup to cunts who say "Soccer".
These chaps aren't the sort
To run such a sport
as they sit there sipping Rioja

After England's dismal display
Their chances are slim I'd say

arsene york-hunt 1:42 Thu Jun 14
Re: New Limerick Thread
Once again we get a shit deal
The Premier League hates us, I feel,
We are once again dissed
With a shit fixture list,
I think all these cunts are unreal.

FIFA once more have had a shocker.
The World Cup to cunts who say "Soccer".

Helmut Shown 12:13 Thu Jun 14
Re: New Limerick Thread
Fat Sam has been offered a job
Of being Talk Shite's latest slob
This fat northern git
Talks nothing but shit
I wish he would shut his fat gob

Once again we get a shit deal
The Premier League hates us, I feel

Alwaysaniron 6:34 Wed Jun 13
Re: New Limerick Thread
There was a man from Petrograd,
Got VD from the girls that he'd had
No he's a very sad lad
is Petrograd Vlad
As the stench from his cock is real bad!

Fat Sam has been offered a job
Of being Talk Shite's latest slob

arsene york-hunt 5:02 Wed Jun 13
Re: New Limerick Thread
As he sat there drinking some scotch
His hand wandered down to his crotch.
From the window a sight,
Made his winkle upright
Two little girls playing hopscotch.

There was a man from Petrograd,
Got VD from the girls that he'd had

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