WHO Poll
Q: 2017/18 Leicester (h)
a. Moyes has had all week with the whole squad and that will make a difference, Win
15%
  
b. Where do we start, a point would be good, Draw
14%
  
c. Let's be honest we're a shambles, still letting in two goals a game so what chance, Lose
42%
  
d. "You've destroyed our fucking Club", the only way to get the pride back in WHUFC is when the Clowns leave, Who's up for a protest?
26%
  
e. Can you believe my luck, another game on SKY so back to the pub, head to toe in club merchandise and show that I'm hardcore West Ham who follows the Club home and away from my seat at the bar
4%
  



les marteaux 7:44 Sat Aug 30
New Limerick Thread
Same as before

The football we play to be blunt
Is to most West Ham fans an affront

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arsene york-hunt 1:40 Fri Nov 24
Re: New Limerick Thread
A young lad up in the north east
Was touched by a catholic priest,
His mum was elated
"We'll be compensated
Maybe fifty thousand at least."

A young lady, a bit of a tramp,
Was thrown out of the nudist camp

Helmut Shown 11:31 Fri Nov 24
Re: New Limerick Thread
She was singing a catchy ditty
Of how she lost her virginity
With a spotty schoolfriend
In the bikeshed she'd bend
No foreplay, no finger, no titty

A young lad up in the north east
Was touched by a catholic priest

arsene york-hunt 2:39 Thu Nov 23
Re: New Limerick Thread
He took out and polished his glass eye
But dropped it right into his pie,
It ruined the taste,
of the pie and puff paste,
Which was bought for him by Barry Fry..

She was singing a catchy ditty
Of how she lost her virginity

arsene york-hunt 1:34 Thu Nov 23
Re: New Limerick Thread
He took out and polished his glass eye
But dropped it right into his pie,

Helmut Shown 8:19 Wed Nov 22
Re: New Limerick Thread
There was once a young man who was Dutch,
Had virulent sore on his crutch
Whilst sat on a bus
It oozed whiffy pus
It made him quite frightened to touch

He took out and polished his glass eye
But dropped it right into his pie

arsene york-hunt 2:13 Wed Nov 22
Re: New Limerick Thread
When Friday evening comes around
Will there be carnage at our ground?
The poor shows won't stop
And we're facing the drop,
In a feast of shit we will be drowned.

There was once a young man who was Dutch,
Had virulent sore on his crutch

Mike Oxsaw 12:45 Wed Nov 22
Re: New Limerick Thread

There once was young man called Jack,
Spent hours scratching his scrotal sac.
While his dad - a true man
Would ban the odd fan
Then decide that he wanted them back

When Friday evening comes around
Will there be carnage at our ground?

arsene york-hunt 2:14 Wed Nov 22
Re: New Limerick Thread
He looked for a bog in a hurry
Cursing the strength of the curry
When he had vindaloo
He did semi formed poo,
But with rubies, ''twas more like a slurry.

There once was young man called Jack,
Spent hours scratching his scrotal sac.

Helmut Shown 10:45 Tue Nov 21
Re: New Limerick Thread
With WHO I am growing wearier.
Of all of this rampant hysteria
On so many fronts
These knicker wetting cunts
Their postings just couldn't be drearier

He looked for a bog in a hurry
Cursing the strength of the curry

joe blob 10:26 Tue Nov 21
Re: New Limerick Thread
The fans at our coming home game
Will hope it's not more of the same.
First ten minutes, intense,
Then our hapless defence,
Will be looking for others to blame.

With WHO I am growing wearier.
Of all of this rampant hysteria

Mike Oxsaw 7:56 Tue Nov 21
Re: New Limerick Thread
A young man who sells fish and chips,
Was parting her labial lips
The randy young sod
Was quite fond of cod
But the scent of her minge was the pits.

The fans at ou coming home game
Will hope it's not more of the same

arsene york-hunt 2:05 Tue Nov 21
Re: New Limerick Thread
Friday night in the cold and rain
And a nightmare trip on the train,
Watch the same old shit
As the players just quit,
And past twelve when i get home again.

A young man who sells fish and chips,
Was parting her labial lips

Helmut Shown 12:17 Tue Nov 21
Re: New Limerick Thread
The board; they are taking us down,
To save on the lease half a crown
If we're going non-metric
Put a shilling in the electric
Before the floodlights breakdown

Friday night in the cold and rain
And a nightmare trip on the train

Mike Oxsaw 11:46 Mon Nov 20
Re: New Limerick Thread

Depression and gloom are pervading
They play like through shit they are wading
Now...hold on a mo'
One's having a go.
Oh, wait. That's the new boss complaining.

The board; they are taking us down,
To save on the lease half a crown.

Helmut Shown 11:37 Mon Nov 20
Re: New Limerick Thread
If we win all our games yet to play
We can still win the league i would say
But after this week
we are up shit creek
And are heading the opposite way

Depression and gloom are pervading
They play like through shit they are wading

arsene york-hunt 10:02 Mon Nov 20
Re: New Limerick Thread
Slaven Bilic is now out of work
He used to work for the berks,
He's not overjoyed,
At being unemployed
But could fuck off and work for the Turks.

If we win all our games yet to play
We can still win the league i would say.

ATBOG 6:00 Mon Nov 20
Re: New Limerick Thread
Three Davids dissecting yesterday
Wondering what would make the team play
One piped up “I’ve got it.
Let them squeeze karrens tits”
And the squad, they all ran away.

Slaven Bilic is now out of work
He used to work for the berks

Far East Hammer 5:22 Mon Nov 20
Re: New Limerick Thread
An Australian prostitute.
Who works from the back of her 'ute'.
Was feeling quite rum
'Cause of a sore bum
She preferred a traditional "root"

Three Davids dissecting yesterday
Wondering what would make the team play

arsene york-hunt 12:53 Fri Nov 17
Re: New Limerick Thread
In a well known West Ham forum
A single poster makes a quorum,
Moaning about "berks",
He gives them the works
The silly sod has no decorum.

An Australian prostitute.
Who works from the back of her 'ute'.

Helmut Shown 9:15 Thu Nov 16
Re: New Limerick Thread
In a brothel in Chattanooga,
They gave punters some free baluga
It went down well
And it masked the smell
From their top whore, a scabby old cougar

In a well known West Ham forum
A single poster makes a quorum

arsene york-hunt 1:46 Thu Nov 16
Re: New Limerick Thread
At the urinal in the local loos
Somebody pissed on his shoes.
Turning to this lowlife
He stuck in his knife,
The police are now looking for clues.

In a brothel in Chattanooga,
They gave punters some free baluga

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