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Q: 2017/18 The RealWestHamFans March on March 10th
a. I'll be there, it's time for action now enough is enough
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b. Not for me, I'll see you all at the Stadium
14%
  
c. A bit difficult for me as I'll be on my stream with a cup of rosie
25%
  
d. What march
8%
  



les marteaux 7:44 Sat Aug 30
New Limerick Thread
Same as before

The football we play to be blunt
Is to most West Ham fans an affront

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HairyHammer 10:12 Tue Feb 20
Re: New Limerick Thread
There was a young man from Crewe
Got a job cleaning a public loo.
At the top of his summit
Was projectile vile vomit
From Alcoholic tramps who spew.

A 10 year old girl from Kunming
Knocked a boy out with one vicious swing

arsene york-hunt 1:29 Tue Feb 20
Re: New Limerick Thread
A black dancer from Rio Brazil
Who dressed as a woman for a thrill,
Was picked up in a bar,
By a jolly Jack Tar,
But when he saw "her" cock he felt ill.

There was a young man from Crewe
Got a job cleaning a public loo.

HairyHammer 12:38 Tue Feb 20
Re: New Limerick Thread
Dele Alli escapes censure again
The reason why? I can't ascertain
What the fuck should I wrıte
Thıs Lımerıck ıs shıte
Is ıt cos hıs cock looks lıke a pen?.

A black dancer from Rio Brazil
Who dressed as a woman for a thrill

Helmut Shown 9:44 Mon Feb 19
Re: New Limerick Thread
A young hooker on Panorama
Claims she once had Barack Obama
And to Matt LeBlanc
She once gave a wank
And was bummed by the Dalai Lama

Dele Alli escapes censure again
The reason why? I can't ascertain

arsene york-hunt 9:22 Mon Feb 19
Re: New Limerick Thread
The doris that works on my street
Keeps trying to set up a meet.
She wants to give me,
Her speciality.
Of wanking me off with her feet.

A young hooker on Panorama
Claims she once had Barack Obama

Mike Oxsaw 9:03 Mon Feb 19
Re: New Limerick Thread
As he bent to tie his shoelace
He farted in a young lady's face
But why it was there?
He hadn't a care,
Then minced off with elegant grace.

The doris that works on my street
Keeps trying to set up a meet.

Helmut Shown 8:02 Mon Feb 19
Re: New Limerick Thread
Shakespeare said Ms Katie Price
Is boring like eating plain rice
The attention seeking scrubber
Tits of latex rubber
And a person who's not very nice

As he bent to tie his shoelace
He farted in a young lady's face

Helmut Shown 6:57 Mon Feb 19
Re: New Limerick Thread
Shakespeare said Ms Katie Price
Is boring like eating plain rice
The attention seeking scrubber
Tits of latex rubber
And a person who's not very nice

As he bent to tie his shoelace
He started in a young lady's face

HairyHammer 4:40 Mon Feb 19
Re: New Limerick Thread
As she touched her toes in the gym
She felt a hand on her quim
She shrieked " Hey What the fuck"?
" Are You thick or a schmuck"
He said "neither, I just love to sin".

Shakespeare said Ms Katie Price
Is boring like eating plain rice

Helmut Shown 5:17 Sun Feb 18
Re: New Limerick Thread
In Decatur close to Atlanta,
A bloke got upset by some banter.
This left him free
For a big shooting spree
They'd denied the existence of Santa

As she touched her toes in the gym
She felt a hand on her quim

arsene york-hunt 3:29 Sun Feb 18
Re: New Limerick Thread
On Canvey, the new wave of Jews
Their dress is likely to amuse,
With their huge fur hats
Some look like right prats
It's not a religion I'd choose.

in Decatur close to Atlanta,
A bloke got upset by some banter.

Helmut Shown 11:34 Sun Feb 18
Re: New Limerick Thread
Whilst having a trek through the jungle,
I encountered a creature like Bungle
It had a rash
For the length of its gash
I treated with a strong antifungal*

*what do you expect with those two lines to rhyme!

On Canvey, the new wave of Jews
Their dress is likely to amuse

arsene york-hunt 3:04 Sun Feb 18
Re: New Limerick Thread
*is

arsene york-hunt 1:45 Sun Feb 18
Re: New Limerick Thread
I've gone and conducted a ricket
I've bought an economy ticket,
I never turn right
When boarding a flight
First Class Freddie in my soubriquet.

Whilst having a trek through the jungle,
I encountered a creature like Bungle

Mike Oxsaw 6:38 Sat Feb 17
Re: New Limerick Thread
There was a young lady called Dora
Was rubbing her labia minora.
She gave a short cough
And the damn thing fell off.
Her fanny is now a lot sorer

I've gone and conducted a ricket
I've bought an economy ticket

arsene york-hunt 5:57 Sat Feb 17
Re: New Limerick Thread
I dreamt of a Jeanie screamed Trump
As Melania gave him a thump,
He awoke with a start,
Did a really loud fart.,
Then got up and went for a dump.

There was a young lady called Dora
Was rubbing her labia minora.

HairyHammer 1:31 Sat Feb 17
Re: New Limerick Thread
There once was a pervert from Dagenham
Had three sisters and he was shaggin'em.
A sick worthless shit
Who's throat they did slit
And now do a 5 stretch in Nottingham.

I dreamt of a Jeanie screamed Trump
As Melania gave him a thump

arsene york-hunt 10:41 Fri Feb 16
Re: New Limerick Thread
There was a young lady from Rheims
Thought she'd met the man of her dreams
But all of the while.
He was a paedophile,
And was after her daughter, it seems.

There once was a pervert from Dagenham
Had three sisters and he was shaggin'em.

Helmut Shown 8:45 Fri Feb 16
Re: New Limerick Thread
A camping shop owner in Chippenham
Had tents on display, you could kip in 'em
And for those green cunts
Paper Y fronts
But get a stiffy and you're ripping 'em

There was a young lady from Rheims
Thought she'd met the man of her dreams

arsene york-hunt 6:27 Fri Feb 16
Re: New Limerick Thread
An American lad from Arizona
Would often walk around with a boner
But his priapic state ,
Made him feel not so great,
When blood vessels burst in his corona.

A camping shop owner in Chippenham
Had tents on display, you could kip in 'em

Helmut Shown 5:38 Fri Feb 16
Re: New Limerick Thread
A man from whynot Mississippi
Who's tummy felt awfully gippy
He'd eaten kangaroo
Spent all night in the loo
It'll teach him for eating blue Skippy

An American lad from Arizona
Would often walk around with a boner

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