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les marteaux 7:44 Sat Aug 30
New Limerick Thread
Same as before

The football we play to be blunt
Is to most West Ham fans an affront

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arsene york-hunt 2:15 Fri Oct 19
Re: New Limerick Thread
A porn actress while shooting a scene
was warming up flicking her bean
Her new co-star's dong
Was fifteen inches long,
She screamed and since has not been seen.

Her first blow job with some old git.
And unsure as to swallow or spit

Helmut Shown 10:11 Thu Oct 18
Re: New Limerick Thread
In a brothel in Harare,
Worked a cute young girl called Marie
When dressed for Diwali,
She fucked a Somali,
Who got spunk all over her sari

A porn actress while shooting a scene
was warming up flicking her bean

arsene york-hunt 8:56 Thu Oct 18
Re: New Limerick Thread
She'd*

arsene york-hunt 4:05 Thu Oct 18
Re: New Limerick Thread
A dainty young lady from Dorking
Was fond of a jolly good porking.
When walking through town,
She take her knickers down
Because her mutton she was hawking.

In a brothel in Harare,
Worked a cute young girl called Marie.

doomhunk 11:35 Wed Oct 17
Re: New Limerick Thread
FFS

With a cock as dead as can be
A thumb up his arse was the key.
When wiggled just right
He became quite the sight
As it seemed he’d not two legs but three.


A dainty young lady from Dorking
Was fond of a jolly good porking.

doomhunk 11:35 Wed Oct 17
Re: New Limerick Thread
With a cock as dead as can be
A thumb up his arse was the key.
When wiggled just right
He became quite the sight
As it seemed he’d not two legs but three.


A dainty young lady from adoring
Was fond of a jolly good porking.

HairyHammer 11:18 Wed Oct 17
Re: New Limerick Thread
In a brothel in Auchenshoogle
A young lady Rosie McDougal
Had only one breast
Still Men thought her blessed
As her vag smelt like apple strudel

With a cock as dead as can be
A thumb up his arse was the key

arsene york-hunt 2:43 Wed Oct 17
Re: New Limerick Thread
This is not about you, move along,
You smelly, fat, old, balding mong.
It's about Auntie Pat
Who ,it's said, once shat,
On a glass table for Mao Zedong

In a brothel in Auchenshoogle
A young lady Rosie McDougal

Mike Oxsaw 7:36 Tue Oct 16
Re: New Limerick Thread
A WPC called Joy
Once arrested a young rent boy
He was sucking a willy
Just off Piccadilly
Whilst wanking an old diddycoy.

This is not about you, move along,
You smelly, fat, old, balding mong.

arsene york-hunt 3:46 Tue Oct 16
Re: New Limerick Thread
As he lay in a haystack asleep,
He was awoken by a randy sheep,
He said with a scoff,
Would you please fuck off,
And send in that Little Bo Peep.

A WPC called Joy
Once arrested a young rent boy

arsene york-hunt 3:46 Tue Oct 16
Re: New Limerick Thread
As he lay in a haystack asleep,
He was awoken by a randy sheep,
He said with a scoff,
Would you please fuck off,
And send in that Little Bo Peep.

A WPC called Joy
Once arrested a young rent boy

Helmut Shown 1:38 Mon Oct 15
Re: New Limerick Thread
He was wandering past St. Paul's
Innocently scratching his balls
Said a passing bobby
"You're stroking your knobby"
As it poked out through a hole in his smalls

As he lay in a haystack asleep,
He was awoken by a randy sheep

arsene york-hunt 2:03 Mon Oct 15
Re: New Limerick Thread
The captain on his jumbo jet,
Did offer the purser a bet
"The vice captain I say,
Is certainly gay.
Has he bummed the new steward yet?"

He was wandering past St. Paul's
Innocently scratching his balls

Mike Oxsaw 9:11 Sun Oct 14
Re: New Limerick Thread
While out for a night on the lash
She was looking for somewhere to slash
So she found some old tramp
And made him quite damp
With a torrent of piss from her gash.

The captain on his jumbo jet,
Did offer the purser a bet

Helmut Shown 9:40 Sun Oct 14
Re: New Limerick Thread
While out on a trip in Bangkok
A Sailor had a tattoo on his cock
When flaccid and forlorn
It said "Women", but on the horn
Said "Welcome to Dagenham Dock"

While out for a night on the lash
She was looking for somewhere to slash

The Stoat 6:20 Sat Oct 13
Re: New Limerick Thread
A young man from Leigh on Sea.
Tried to shag in a brothel for free.
He was sent out the back
For a cheap piece of crack
Where he caught a bad case of VD

While out on a trip in Bangkok
A Sailor had a tatoo on his cock

arsene york-hunt 4:30 Sat Oct 13
Re: New Limerick Thread
A a sleazy bloke called bob
Called a hooker for a hand job
It went not as planned
She'd a very big hand
And he had a very small knob.

A young man from Leigh on Sea.
Tried to shag in a brothel for free.

Darlo Debs 2:43 Sat Oct 13
Re: New Limerick Thread
oops

A a sleazy bloke called bob
Called a hooker for a hand job

Darlo Debs 2:41 Sat Oct 13
Re: New Limerick Thread
Whilst passing a bus on the road,
I wondered just why had it slowed?
The car in front
Had had a shunt
With a driver dressed as a toad.

Mike Oxsaw 2:34 Sat Oct 13
Re: New Limerick Thread
There was a young lady from Delhi.
Had a rude tattoo on her belly
I know this is true
But it means "Vindaloo"
I saw it one day on the telly.

Whilst passing a bus on the road,
I wondered just why had it slowed?

arsene york-hunt 2:17 Sat Oct 13
Re: New Limerick Thread
The vicar of Stow-on-the-Wold
In vestry one day, felt the cold
For God's help he cried
As he slowly died
Of hypothermia I'm told.

There was a young lady from Delhi.
Had a rude tattoo on her belly

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