WHO Poll
Q: 2017/18 Everton (h)
a. I fancy us to win this one and for Moyes to have the last laugh, Win
57%
  
b. A bit like Thursday two teams seeing out the season and with ywo defence minded managers this will be a borefest, Draw
7%
  
c. BFS will once again silence us and respect all three points, Lose
4%
  
d, It didn't take long for the owners to start undermining the manager once we were safe and now Brady is digging out the fans in her column, while their PR cronies test the water over a new manager, we really have to rid ourselves of these clowns, ev
25%
  
e. We're safe and as you know I'm the biggest West Ham fan going but I might give this one a miss as I need to get a new BBQ and they're on offer at B&Q, I'll still wear my replica shirt mind, as I bleed claret & blue
6%
  



les marteaux 7:44 Sat Aug 30
New Limerick Thread
Same as before

The football we play to be blunt
Is to most West Ham fans an affront

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arsene york-hunt 2:54 Thu May 3
Re: New Limerick Thread
A young man from north of Nebraska
Used to stuff his face with baked Alaska,
He's too fucking fat,
To play with the cat,
And sits round drinking ayahuasca.*

*An hallucinogenic tea.

There once was a geezer called Parkes
Looked in his pants and saw skid marks

cup of tea 2:10 Thu May 3
Re: New Limerick Thread
A poster off here in Pattaya
Pulled a ladyboy called Jeremiah.
With tits and a cock
his friends they would mock
that facially he looked like Kieron Dyer

A young man from north of Nebraska
Used to stuff his face with baked Alaska

arsene york-hunt 12:04 Thu May 3
Re: New Limerick Thread
There was a young man from Aruba
Played "Bubbles" on his father's tuba,
A hammer since four,
As he saw Bobby Moore,
On the telly, when he was in Cuba.

A poster off here in Pattaya
Pulled a ladyboy called Jeremiah.

Helmut Shown 9:24 Wed May 2
Re: New Limerick Thread
Stay up by the skin of our teeth,
But I fear our relief would be brief
We could lose every game
And end up in shame
But don't blame the commander in chief??


There was a young man from Aruba
Played "Bubbles" on his father's tuba

arsene york-hunt 3:33 Tue May 1
Re: New Limerick Thread
He's fucked off in a fit of pique
Because of David Moyes critique,
It's unusual this tit,
is ever match fit,
And gets paid a fortune each week.

Stay up by the skin of our teeth,
But I fear our relief would be brief,

Helmut Shown 12:59 Tue May 1
Re: New Limerick Thread
The was a young man from near Stone
Had a hard job getting a bone
What to try next?
His girlfriend tried sext
And talking dirty on the phone

He's fucked off in a fit of pique
Because of David Moyes critique

arsene york-hunt 12:29 Tue May 1
Re: New Limerick Thread
Why is Cresswell still on the team sheet?
He plays with lead in his feet,
Made of the right stuff?
No not good enough,,
I said this on my latest tweet *

* @davidgold

The was a young man from near Stone
Had a hard job getting a bone

Helmut Shown 6:30 Mon Apr 30
Re: New Limerick Thread
A man from darkest Dakota
shit in the hotel pool with a floater
The ignorant boor
Was thrown out the door
A man fished it out with his boater

Why is Cresswell still on the team sheet?
He plays with lead in his feet

cup of tea 6:08 Mon Apr 30
Re: New Limerick Thread
A man from near Niagara Falls
Got kicked by a bloke in the balls
His name was big Tonto
From nearby Toronto
and worked in the town centre malls

A man from darkest Dakota
shit in the hotel pool with a floater

arsene york-hunt 1:32 Mon Apr 30
Re: New Limerick Thread
West ham if were honest are shit
And the dildo's should be thrown in a pit
But next season we'll rip..
...Up the championship,
Which may be a much better fit.

A man from near Niagara Falls
Got kicked by a bloke in the balls

HairyHammer 6:08 Sun Apr 29
Re: New Limerick Thread
A young lady from near Bow Locks,
Made a good living sucking men's cocks.
Though Circumcised men
Were her perfect ten
And she'd feed them Bagel with Lox

West ham if were honest are shit
And the dildo's should be thrown in a pit

arsene york-hunt 12:57 Sun Apr 29
Re: New Limerick Thread
To celebrate a win by Man City
The old cow with the bell flashed her titty
But what will she say,
When they beat us today,
We've no fucking chance, more's the pity.

A young lady from near Bow Locks,
Made a good living sucking men's cocks.

Helmut Shown 12:02 Sat Apr 28
Re: New Limerick Thread
Last night some right fucking cunt
Came up showing me some front
As he became bolder
I looked over his shoulder
He turned, and his balls took the brunt

To celebrate a win by Man City
The old cow with the bell flashed her titty

Far East Hammer 10:05 Sat Apr 28
Re: New Limerick Thread
So, City are coming to TOWN
By half-time we'll be several down.
It'll be quite a pain
It happens yet again
But explains why Moyes does nowt but frown

Last night some right fucking cunt
Came up showing me some front

Mike Oxsaw 7:44 Sat Apr 28
Re: New Limerick Thread
So, City are coming to TOWN
By half-time we'll be several down.

Alfie 6:12 Sat Apr 28
Re: New Limerick Thread
Out of me brain
He man drag
Tightly undone
Leave me alone
Out of me brain
On the train
On the 5.15

Mike Oxsaw 5:51 Sat Apr 28
Re: New Limerick Thread
A man from the Canary Isles
Suffered quite badly with his piles.
But then with a cough,
They all dropped right off
Which left him all giggles and smiles.

So, City are coming to down
By half-time we'll be several down.

arsene york-hunt 1:08 Sat Apr 28
Re: New Limerick Thread
At half time in a game of petanque
He downed a bottle of Sauvignon Blanc
The second half
Was a bit of a laugh,
As his shots were not worth a wank.

A man from the Canary Isles
Suffered quite badly with his piles.

Helmut Shown 12:06 Sat Apr 28
Re: New Limerick Thread
A young man from near Potters Bar
Used to put his semen in a jar.
Who would've thunk
You could store that.much spunk
And why? Its completely bizarre

At half time in a game of petanque
He downed a bottle of Sauvignon Blanc

arsene york-hunt 5:37 Thu Apr 26
Re: New Limerick Thread
These cunts in charge are a sham
To me this is no longer West Ham,
We should change our name
For our next home game,
To Olympic and bring back Fat Sam.

A young man from near Potters Bar
Used to put his semen in a jar.

cup of tea 2:04 Thu Apr 26
Re: New Limerick Thread
Next up we have Manchester City,
I hope they will show us some pity.
Lets keep it to six
whilst eating pick n mix
and dancing along to a ditty

These cunts in charge are a sham
To me this is no longer West Ham

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