WHO Poll
Q: 2017/18 The RealWestHamFans March on March 10th
a. I'll be there, it's time for action now enough is enough
53%
  
b. Not for me, I'll see you all at the Stadium
15%
  
c. A bit difficult for me as I'll be on my stream with a cup of rosie
25%
  
d. What march
8%
  



les marteaux 7:44 Sat Aug 30
New Limerick Thread
Same as before

The football we play to be blunt
Is to most West Ham fans an affront

Replies - Newest Posts First (Show In Chronological Order)

arsene york-hunt 2:58 Thu Feb 22
Re: New Limerick Thread
A News reader called Naga Munchety
Whilst doing her job became sweaty
She parted her thighs
and up rolled her eyes,
As she fell asleep on the settee.

There was a prostitute from Nimes
Gave OAP discount it would seem

HairyHammer 1:44 Thu Feb 22
Re: New Limerick Thread
A bombastic star of prog rock,
Discovered that, much to his shock...
Every groupie he'd shag
Thought his music a drag
They just worshipped his massive fat cock.

A News reader called Naga Munchety
Whilst doing her job became sweaty

Mike Oxsaw 11:01 Wed Feb 21
Re: New Limerick Thread
There was a young man from Gibraltar
Who ditched his girl friend at the altar
Her mother did promise
To burn his John Thomas
For messing about with her daughter

A bombastic star of prog rock,
Discovered that, much to his shock...

arsene york-hunt 7:20 Wed Feb 21
Re: New Limerick Thread
'm bored stiff with politics
And the problems the cunts can't fix,
It's passing I'll not mourn,
As I mow study porn,
With it's tits cunts and arses and dicks.

There was a young man from Gibraltar
Who ditched his girl friend at the altar

Helmut Shown 4:37 Wed Feb 21
Re: New Limerick Thread
Barry Bennell's arse started to sting
On his first night on the bacon wing
He'll end up with the piles
Like most paedophiles
As the cons have their way with his ring

I'm bored stiff with politics
And the problems the cunts can't fix

arsene york-hunt 12:51 Wed Feb 21
Re: New Limerick Thread
A penguin who lived in a tree
Was pining one day for the sea,
He did not complain,
But jumped on a train,
And went to the isle of Canvey.

Barry Bennell's arse started to sting
On his first night on the bacon wing

Mike Oxsaw 6:26 Wed Feb 21
Re: New Limerick Thread
A 10 year old girl from Kunming
Knocked a boy out with one vicious swing
But her coup de gr歊e,
Was a spike up his arse
Which somewhat destroyed the lad's ring.

A penguin who lived in a tree
Was pining one day for the sea

HairyHammer 10:12 Tue Feb 20
Re: New Limerick Thread
There was a young man from Crewe
Got a job cleaning a public loo.
At the top of his summit
Was projectile vile vomit
From Alcoholic tramps who spew.

A 10 year old girl from Kunming
Knocked a boy out with one vicious swing

arsene york-hunt 1:29 Tue Feb 20
Re: New Limerick Thread
A black dancer from Rio Brazil
Who dressed as a woman for a thrill,
Was picked up in a bar,
By a jolly Jack Tar,
But when he saw "her" cock he felt ill.

There was a young man from Crewe
Got a job cleaning a public loo.

HairyHammer 12:38 Tue Feb 20
Re: New Limerick Thread
Dele Alli escapes censure again
The reason why? I can't ascertain
What the fuck should I wr覺te
Th覺s L覺mer覺ck 覺s sh覺te
Is 覺t cos h覺s cock looks l覺ke a pen?.

A black dancer from Rio Brazil
Who dressed as a woman for a thrill

Helmut Shown 9:44 Mon Feb 19
Re: New Limerick Thread
A young hooker on Panorama
Claims she once had Barack Obama
And to Matt LeBlanc
She once gave a wank
And was bummed by the Dalai Lama

Dele Alli escapes censure again
The reason why? I can't ascertain

arsene york-hunt 9:22 Mon Feb 19
Re: New Limerick Thread
The doris that works on my street
Keeps trying to set up a meet.
She wants to give me,
Her speciality.
Of wanking me off with her feet.

A young hooker on Panorama
Claims she once had Barack Obama

Mike Oxsaw 9:03 Mon Feb 19
Re: New Limerick Thread
As he bent to tie his shoelace
He farted in a young lady's face
But why it was there?
He hadn't a care,
Then minced off with elegant grace.

The doris that works on my street
Keeps trying to set up a meet.

Helmut Shown 8:02 Mon Feb 19
Re: New Limerick Thread
Shakespeare said Ms Katie Price
Is boring like eating plain rice
The attention seeking scrubber
Tits of latex rubber
And a person who's not very nice

As he bent to tie his shoelace
He farted in a young lady's face

Helmut Shown 6:57 Mon Feb 19
Re: New Limerick Thread
Shakespeare said Ms Katie Price
Is boring like eating plain rice
The attention seeking scrubber
Tits of latex rubber
And a person who's not very nice

As he bent to tie his shoelace
He started in a young lady's face

HairyHammer 4:40 Mon Feb 19
Re: New Limerick Thread
As she touched her toes in the gym
She felt a hand on her quim
She shrieked " Hey What the fuck"?
" Are You thick or a schmuck"
He said "neither, I just love to sin".

Shakespeare said Ms Katie Price
Is boring like eating plain rice

Helmut Shown 5:17 Sun Feb 18
Re: New Limerick Thread
In Decatur close to Atlanta,
A bloke got upset by some banter.
This left him free
For a big shooting spree
They'd denied the existence of Santa

As she touched her toes in the gym
She felt a hand on her quim

arsene york-hunt 3:29 Sun Feb 18
Re: New Limerick Thread
On Canvey, the new wave of Jews
Their dress is likely to amuse,
With their huge fur hats
Some look like right prats
It's not a religion I'd choose.

in Decatur close to Atlanta,
A bloke got upset by some banter.

Helmut Shown 11:34 Sun Feb 18
Re: New Limerick Thread
Whilst having a trek through the jungle,
I encountered a creature like Bungle
It had a rash
For the length of its gash
I treated with a strong antifungal*

*what do you expect with those two lines to rhyme!

On Canvey, the new wave of Jews
Their dress is likely to amuse

arsene york-hunt 3:04 Sun Feb 18
Re: New Limerick Thread
*is

arsene york-hunt 1:45 Sun Feb 18
Re: New Limerick Thread
I've gone and conducted a ricket
I've bought an economy ticket,
I never turn right
When boarding a flight
First Class Freddie in my soubriquet.

Whilst having a trek through the jungle,
I encountered a creature like Bungle

Page 1 - Next




Copyright 2006 WHO.NET | Powered by: