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Q: 2017/18 The RealWestHamFans March on March 10th
a. I'll be there, it's time for action now enough is enough
52%
  
b. Not for me, I'll see you all at the Stadium
15%
  
c. A bit difficult for me as I'll be on my stream with a cup of rosie
25%
  
d. What march
8%
  



les marteaux 7:44 Sat Aug 30
New Limerick Thread
Same as before

The football we play to be blunt
Is to most West Ham fans an affront

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Mike Oxsaw 6:26 Wed Feb 21
Re: New Limerick Thread
A 10 year old girl from Kunming
Knocked a boy out with one vicious swing
But her coup de gr歊e,
Was a spike up his arse
Which somewhat destroyed the lad's ring.

A penguin who lived in a tree
Was pining one day for the sea

HairyHammer 10:12 Tue Feb 20
Re: New Limerick Thread
There was a young man from Crewe
Got a job cleaning a public loo.
At the top of his summit
Was projectile vile vomit
From Alcoholic tramps who spew.

A 10 year old girl from Kunming
Knocked a boy out with one vicious swing

arsene york-hunt 1:29 Tue Feb 20
Re: New Limerick Thread
A black dancer from Rio Brazil
Who dressed as a woman for a thrill,
Was picked up in a bar,
By a jolly Jack Tar,
But when he saw "her" cock he felt ill.

There was a young man from Crewe
Got a job cleaning a public loo.

HairyHammer 12:38 Tue Feb 20
Re: New Limerick Thread
Dele Alli escapes censure again
The reason why? I can't ascertain
What the fuck should I wr覺te
Th覺s L覺mer覺ck 覺s sh覺te
Is 覺t cos h覺s cock looks l覺ke a pen?.

A black dancer from Rio Brazil
Who dressed as a woman for a thrill

Helmut Shown 9:44 Mon Feb 19
Re: New Limerick Thread
A young hooker on Panorama
Claims she once had Barack Obama
And to Matt LeBlanc
She once gave a wank
And was bummed by the Dalai Lama

Dele Alli escapes censure again
The reason why? I can't ascertain

arsene york-hunt 9:22 Mon Feb 19
Re: New Limerick Thread
The doris that works on my street
Keeps trying to set up a meet.
She wants to give me,
Her speciality.
Of wanking me off with her feet.

A young hooker on Panorama
Claims she once had Barack Obama

Mike Oxsaw 9:03 Mon Feb 19
Re: New Limerick Thread
As he bent to tie his shoelace
He farted in a young lady's face
But why it was there?
He hadn't a care,
Then minced off with elegant grace.

The doris that works on my street
Keeps trying to set up a meet.

Helmut Shown 8:02 Mon Feb 19
Re: New Limerick Thread
Shakespeare said Ms Katie Price
Is boring like eating plain rice
The attention seeking scrubber
Tits of latex rubber
And a person who's not very nice

As he bent to tie his shoelace
He farted in a young lady's face

Helmut Shown 6:57 Mon Feb 19
Re: New Limerick Thread
Shakespeare said Ms Katie Price
Is boring like eating plain rice
The attention seeking scrubber
Tits of latex rubber
And a person who's not very nice

As he bent to tie his shoelace
He started in a young lady's face

HairyHammer 4:40 Mon Feb 19
Re: New Limerick Thread
As she touched her toes in the gym
She felt a hand on her quim
She shrieked " Hey What the fuck"?
" Are You thick or a schmuck"
He said "neither, I just love to sin".

Shakespeare said Ms Katie Price
Is boring like eating plain rice

Helmut Shown 5:17 Sun Feb 18
Re: New Limerick Thread
In Decatur close to Atlanta,
A bloke got upset by some banter.
This left him free
For a big shooting spree
They'd denied the existence of Santa

As she touched her toes in the gym
She felt a hand on her quim

arsene york-hunt 3:29 Sun Feb 18
Re: New Limerick Thread
On Canvey, the new wave of Jews
Their dress is likely to amuse,
With their huge fur hats
Some look like right prats
It's not a religion I'd choose.

in Decatur close to Atlanta,
A bloke got upset by some banter.

Helmut Shown 11:34 Sun Feb 18
Re: New Limerick Thread
Whilst having a trek through the jungle,
I encountered a creature like Bungle
It had a rash
For the length of its gash
I treated with a strong antifungal*

*what do you expect with those two lines to rhyme!

On Canvey, the new wave of Jews
Their dress is likely to amuse

arsene york-hunt 3:04 Sun Feb 18
Re: New Limerick Thread
*is

arsene york-hunt 1:45 Sun Feb 18
Re: New Limerick Thread
I've gone and conducted a ricket
I've bought an economy ticket,
I never turn right
When boarding a flight
First Class Freddie in my soubriquet.

Whilst having a trek through the jungle,
I encountered a creature like Bungle

Mike Oxsaw 6:38 Sat Feb 17
Re: New Limerick Thread
There was a young lady called Dora
Was rubbing her labia minora.
She gave a short cough
And the damn thing fell off.
Her fanny is now a lot sorer

I've gone and conducted a ricket
I've bought an economy ticket

arsene york-hunt 5:57 Sat Feb 17
Re: New Limerick Thread
I dreamt of a Jeanie screamed Trump
As Melania gave him a thump,
He awoke with a start,
Did a really loud fart.,
Then got up and went for a dump.

There was a young lady called Dora
Was rubbing her labia minora.

HairyHammer 1:31 Sat Feb 17
Re: New Limerick Thread
There once was a pervert from Dagenham
Had three sisters and he was shaggin'em.
A sick worthless shit
Who's throat they did slit
And now do a 5 stretch in Nottingham.

I dreamt of a Jeanie screamed Trump
As Melania gave him a thump

arsene york-hunt 10:41 Fri Feb 16
Re: New Limerick Thread
There was a young lady from Rheims
Thought she'd met the man of her dreams
But all of the while.
He was a paedophile,
And was after her daughter, it seems.

There once was a pervert from Dagenham
Had three sisters and he was shaggin'em.

Helmut Shown 8:45 Fri Feb 16
Re: New Limerick Thread
A camping shop owner in Chippenham
Had tents on display, you could kip in 'em
And for those green cunts
Paper Y fronts
But get a stiffy and you're ripping 'em

There was a young lady from Rheims
Thought she'd met the man of her dreams

arsene york-hunt 6:27 Fri Feb 16
Re: New Limerick Thread
An American lad from Arizona
Would often walk around with a boner
But his priapic state ,
Made him feel not so great,
When blood vessels burst in his corona.

A camping shop owner in Chippenham
Had tents on display, you could kip in 'em

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