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les marteaux 7:44 Sat Aug 30
New Limerick Thread
Same as before

The football we play to be blunt
Is to most West Ham fans an affront

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Far East Hammer 11:38 Wed Apr 24
Re: New Limerick Thread
An orchestra conductor called Hugh,
Tried a quiet fart, but followed through,
His arse-music loud
A vile smelling cloud
And his trousers all stained with poo

Just as I thought I'd pull some nice gash
My stomach bubbled - I had to dash

arsene york-hunt 2:58 Fri Apr 12
Re: New Limerick Thread
Diego Costa’s a chap,
Who had a little mishap
Wanking in the shower
Took over an hour,
Including a stop for a crap.

An orchestra conductor called Hugh,
Tried a quiet fart, but followed through,

Hermit Road 10:51 Fri Apr 12
Re: New Limerick Thread
I went for a paddle one day,
When, what should I see come my way?
It was rather rum,
As it came from a bum,
And upon my bald head did it lay.



Diego Costa’s a chap,
Who had a little mishap

Mike Oxsaw 9:53 Fri Apr 12
Re: New Limerick Thread
A Doctor inspected a whore
Whose rectum was getting quite sore
He advised "Face the front,"
"Make use of your cunt"
"It is, in the main, what it's for."

I went for a paddle one day,
When, what should I see come my way?

Far East Hammer 9:32 Fri Apr 12
Re: New Limerick Thread
There was a young man from the sticks,
Made a living sucking blokes dicks.
He felt quite the jerk
Couldn't find straight work
So to make ends meet performed tricks

A Doctor inspected a whore
Whose rectum was getting quite sore

arsene york-hunt 8:42 Thu Apr 11
Re: New Limerick Thread
I went to my doctor last night
Who told me with unbound delight
We'll fix it in a jiffy,
And you'll get a stiffy
Viagra will help, well it might.

There was a young man from the sticks,
Made a living sucking blokes dicks.

Mike Oxsaw 2:01 Thu Apr 11
Re: New Limerick Thread

I really am flabbergasted
Carroll's fitness has not lasted
More chance of him fit
Than getting Brexit
So cunt the whole lot in the bastard

I went to my doctor last night
Who told me with unbound delight

Far East Hammer 9:49 Thu Apr 11
Re: New Limerick Thread
There was a young man from Bangkok,
Was wiping his knob with a sock
He'd just done a bird
Up the hole of turd
Without a dunkie on his cock

I really am flabbergasted
Carroll's fitness has not lasted

arsene york-hunt 2:11 Mon Mar 11
Re: New Limerick Thread
A woman was trying to park,
Broad daylight, like - not even dark
Could not get in the space,
She completely lost face,
When she said: "Fuck this for a lark."

There was a young man from Bangkok,
Was wiping his knob with a sock

Mike Oxsaw 8:31 Sun Mar 10
Re: New Limerick Thread
A prostitute from Chang Mai,
Worked from an old Hyundai.
But what I found silly,
Was the size if her willy...
And what she kept in her Jap's eye.

A woman was trying to park,
Broad daylight, like - not even dark

arsene york-hunt 2:48 Sun Mar 10
Re: New Limerick Thread
A 3-0 win at Cardiff would be nice
With a spectacular hat-trick from Rice,
How the mighty fall,
We came home with fuck all,
When even a point would suffice.

A prostitute from Chang Mai,
Worked from an old Hyundai

WSM Hammer 12:28 Fri Mar 8
Re: New Limerick Thread
In the chippy I saw a strange bod
Who ordered his chips and some cod
He was as mad as a hatter
For not having a sausage in batter
And he actually looked like Ken Dodd


A 3-0 win at Cardiff would be nice
With a spectacular hat-trick from Rice

arsene york-hunt 2:09 Sat Mar 2
Re: New Limerick Thread
I'm trying my hardest, in vain
To get a night's sleep on the plane
So I'll get my kicks
Writing Limericks,
I know that this sounds a bit lame.

In the chippy I saw a strange bod
Who ordered his chips and some cod

Mike Oxsaw 10:56 Fri Mar 1
Re: New Limerick Thread
While sailing up the Limpopo
She desp'rately needed to go
But was sadly unable
To lay down a cable,
In spite of a Turtle head show.

I'm trying my hardest, in vain
To get a night's sleep on the plane

arsene york-hunt 4:04 Fri Mar 1
Re: New Limerick Thread
No action against Kane for a headbutt
The case is open and shut
The England Captain,
Will get off once again,
The degenerate sp*rs playing slut.

While sailing up the Limpopo
She desp'rately needed to go

Helmut Shown 9:25 Thu Feb 28
Re: New Limerick Thread
So Tottenham our out of the race
That puts such a smile on my face
The refs have seen through
The diving they do
Their deluded fans are a disgrace

No action against Kane for a headbutt
The case is open and shut

WSM Hammer 7:52 Thu Feb 28
Re: New Limerick Thread
Next up we have the barcodes,
Illiterate, wife beating toads
For breakfast they drink wine
Especially our number 9
How much does he get paid - fucking loads

So Tottenham our out of the race
That puts such a smile on my face

arsene york-hunt 4:44 Thu Feb 28
Re: New Limerick Thread
What goes round comes round they say,
Payback for handball last Friday
But Friday's was a freak,
Not the norm, so to speak,
Normal service resumed yesterday.

Next up we have the barcodes,
Illiterate, wife beating toads

Helmut Shown 3:53 Thu Feb 28
Re: New Limerick Thread
Stuart Atwell, Lee Mason, Mike Dean,
The quality of refs is obscene
These jumped up squirts
Need a kick where it hurts
Replace them with a machine

What goes round comes round they say,
Payback for handball last Friday

arsene york-hunt 2:56 Thu Feb 28
Re: New Limerick Thread
On facebook one of his likes
Was sniffing the saddles of bikes,
Also playing with shit,
He enjoys quite a bit,
And watching two love making dikes.

Stuart Atwell, Lee Mason, Mike Dean,
The quality of refs is obscene

Helmut Shown 1:52 Thu Feb 28
Re: New Limerick Thread
There once was a farmer called Chris
Who liked drinking his own warm piss
The vitamins within
Were good for the skin
But his breath? No girl would kiss

On facebook one of his likes
Was sniffing the saddles of bikes

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