WHO Poll
Q: 2022 Summer Transfer Window - How many 1st team players will we sign before August 6th
a. None as Sullivan will wait until the last week before he gets his scattergun out the cupboard
24%
  
b. A couple of freebies paraded as superstars, usual hype to follow
25%
  
c. I'm more optimistic as surely they know we need to strengthen, 3-4 with decent money spent.
48%
  
d. Who gives a toss as we have a great squad already, I've already ordered the new replica kit, socks and all and can't wait to wear it at our first game, down the pub of course, I bleed claret & blue
3%
  



les marteaux 7:44 Sat Aug 30
New Limerick Thread
Same as before

The football we play to be blunt
Is to most West Ham fans an affront

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Mike Oxsaw 2:57 Mon Aug 15
Re: New Limerick Thread
Sky wanked themselves silly I'd say.
They wanted us beat yesterday
The season starts slow,
But "Go, Moysie! Go!"?
Have all our supporters caught gay?

Will Putin supporters please rise
And show us the whites of your eyes.

Helmut Shown 2:56 Mon Aug 15
Re: New Limerick Thread
Sky wanked themselves silly I'd say.
They wanted us beat yesterday
On so many fronts
Ex Tottenham cunts
All under Levy's pay

I'm starting a petition to the Queen
To see that they sack Mike Dean

arsene york-hunt 2:25 Mon Aug 15
Re: New Limerick Thread
Whats the betting when Man U we play
They come into form that day,
And Mike Dean will star
Helping them with the VAR,
Dooming us to further decay.

Sky wanked themselves silly I'd say.
They wanted us beat yesterday

Helmut Shown 11:46 Sat Aug 13
Re: New Limerick Thread
The religion of "peace" strikes again
Islamists are fucking insane
They're all only fit
To be buried in pig shit
Or flushed down the dirtiest drain

Whats the betting when Man U we play
They come into form that day

arsene york-hunt 1:39 Sat Aug 13
Re: New Limerick Thread
So, everyone moans like a cunt
But puts no solutions up front,
Illegal migration,
Gas bills and inflation,
Joe Public will just bear the brunt.


The religion of "peace" strikes again
Islamists are fucking insane.

Mike Oxsaw 5:05 Fri Aug 12
Re: New Limerick Thread
I can't see why there's all the fuss
' Bout that skinny little fascist Liz Truss.
One thing in her favour:
She's not New or Old Labour
Which accounts for the bile & the pus

So, everyone moans like a cunt
But puts no solutions up front

Helmut Shown 1:33 Fri Aug 12
Re: New Limerick Thread
The skinny wife of Rishi Sunak,
I've heard is no good in the sack
She'd get binned in a hurry
Her cunt smells of curry
And i wouldn't touch the hole at the back

I can't see why there's all the fuss
' Bout that skinny little fascist Liz Truss

arsene york-hunt 1:17 Fri Aug 12
Re: New Limerick Thread
Truss or Sunak, what a choice!
Neither would make me rejoice,
Toffs, bosses to the right,
And the leftist woke shite,
Us normal types don't have a voice.

The skinny wife of Rishi Sunak,
I've heard is no good in the sack.

Helmut Shown 5:49 Thu Aug 11
Re: New Limerick Thread
A ladyboy who looks divine,
Takes referrals from westhamonline
For monies rendered
His butthole surrendered
No wonder this site's in decline

Truss or Sunak, what a choice!
Neither would make me rejoice

arsene york-hunt 4:03 Wed Aug 10
Re: New Limerick Thread
My puppy has crapped on the floor
I don't think I want it no more,
Vet's charge is too high
So I'll go DIY.
And bash the cunt's head in the door.

A ladyboy who looks divine,
Takes referrals from westhamonline

Mike Oxsaw 2:01 Wed Aug 10
Re: New Limerick Thread
He wanked watching dirty pics,
From a website called Chicks With Dicks.
But he had a child bride
As a bit on the side
Who'd flash him with classic bean flicks

My puppy has crapped on the floor
I don't think I want it no more

arsene york-hunt 1:10 Wed Aug 10
Re: New Limerick Thread
No wonder all here are dismal
Our close season? Fucking abysmal.
Possesion we aint got,
Great football, it's not,
What's needed? Something cataclysmal.

He wanked watching dirty pics,
From a website called Chicks With Dicks.

arsene york-hunt 1:10 Wed Aug 10
Re: New Limerick Thread
No wonder all here are dismal
Our close season? Fucking abysmal.
Possesion we aint got,
Great football, it's not,
What's needed? Something cataclysmal.

He wanked watching dirty pics,
From a website called Chicks With Dicks.

arsene york-hunt 1:09 Wed Aug 10
Re: New Limerick Thread
No wonder all here are dismal
Our close season? Fucking abysmal.
Possesion we aint got,
Great football, it's not,
What's needed? Something cataclysmal.

He wanked watching dirty pics,
From a website called Chicks With Dicks.

Helmut Shown 1:35 Tue Aug 9
Re: New Limerick Thread
An old bloke that I met down the pub.
Asked me to join his naturist club
It just wasn’t fair
No crumpet was there
Just an old man having a rub

No wonder all here are dismal
Our close season? Fucking abysmal

arsene york-hunt 11:14 Mon Aug 8
Re: New Limerick Thread
Form carried over from last season
Leaves us dumbfounded for a reason,
Lose to City, no shock,
Not yet a laughing stock
So I'm off for a burger with cheese on.

A old bloke that I met down the pub.
Asked me to join his naturist club

Helmut Shown 4:33 Mon Aug 8
Re: New Limerick Thread
I know it's rubbish but it rhymes,
And this is the case oftentimes
The intelligentsia over yonder
Over this they will ponder
Whilst sipping their lager and limes

Form carried over from last season
Leaves us dumbfounded for a reason

arsene york-hunt 4:27 Mon Aug 8
Re: New Limerick Thread
Oh dear! We just lost to the Champs,
We're such a bad rag-tag of scamps,
Their getting quite noisy
The let us sack Moyesie,
And al the GSB out camps.

I know it's rubbish but it rhymes,
And this is the case oftentimes

Mike Oxsaw 3:25 Mon Aug 8
Re: New Limerick Thread
A bloke that I work with called Max,
Is still using his fileofax
He writes it all down
With a smile or a frown
And stores it in black plastic sacks.

Oh dear! We just lost to the Champs,
We're such a bad rag-tag of scamps

arsene york-hunt 2:43 Mon Aug 8
Re: New Limerick Thread
I'm trying to go with the flow
But this site is so effing slow,
So it's back to the Missis,
For some hugs and kisses,
And with luck she'll give me a blow.

A bloke that I work with called Max,
Is still using his fileofax

Far East Hammer 7:40 Sun Aug 7
Re: New Limerick Thread
The refereeing standard's the same
They should hang their heads in shame
They hate us it would seem
Only like a big team
Really putting me off of the game

I'm trying to go with the flow
But this site is so effing slow

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