WHO Poll
Q: 2022/23 You are the Chairman what do you do with Moyes?
a. Stick with him obviously, he's delivered two good seasons back to back and will see us out of this dip in form
20%
  
b. If we're still lingering around the bottom three by the start of the WC then that's the time to get rid
38%
  
c. What are we waiting for 2 wins in the last 20 PL games is reason enough to sack him, go now
36%
  
d. I've just got my new Orange & White 3rd Kit with Moyesinho on the back, I can't wait to wear it down to the supermarket, they call me Mr West Ham around here
6%
  



les marteaux 7:44 Sat Aug 30
New Limerick Thread
Same as before

The football we play to be blunt
Is to most West Ham fans an affront

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arsene york-hunt 1:08 Fri Sep 30
Re: New Limerick Thread
When giving your forelock a tug,
The rich mark you out as a mug,
Deference you see,
To men of pedigree,
Is required from the oik and the thug.

There was a young man from Japan,
Arrested for shagging his nan.

Mike Oxsaw 6:13 Fri Sep 30
Re: New Limerick Thread
The bankers have burst her bubble
Liz Truss left the country in trouble
We'll pick up the bill,
As we always will,
While our debts and our deficits double.

When giving your forelock a tug,
The rich mark you out as a mug

Helmut Shown 10:28 Thu Sep 29
Re: New Limerick Thread
Conservatives voting for Truss,
Have fucked up the country for us
The rich will get richer
But they will soon ditch her
When she becomes superfluous

The bankers have burst her bubble
Liz Truss left the country in trouble

arsene york-hunt 1:51 Thu Sep 29
Re: New Limerick Thread
The chancellor of the exchequer
Was sitting pulling his pecker,
Watching porn on a screen,
With his wanking machine,
Made from his cordless Black and Decker.

Conservatives voting for Truss,
Have fucked up the country for us

Helmut Shown 11:13 Wed Sep 28
Re: New Limerick Thread
My Chalfonts are moaning again
I think they will drive me insane.
To the doctors I oughter
As my piles touch the water
And there's blood when I'm pulling the chain

The chancellor of the exchequer
Was sitting pulling his pecker

Mike Oxsaw 12:58 Wed Sep 28
Re: New Limerick Thread
My aunt on the fam'ly's brought shame,
To pay bills she's gone on the game.
At seventy-five,
She's barely alive,
But charges top rates, all the same.

My Chalfonts are moaning again
I think the will drive me insane.

arsene york-hunt 12:53 Wed Sep 28
Re: New Limerick Thread
Our season has not really started,
Like string (trying?) to shit, but just farted.
Playing rubbish so far,
And cheated by Var
Will the club and manager be parted?

My aunt on the fam'ly's brought shame,
To pay bills she's gone on the game.

Mike Oxsaw 7:43 Wed Sep 28
Re: New Limerick Thread
No sooner's the season's begun,
It's a break for international "fun."
No one really cares,
It's for suits, them and theirs
It don't matter how it is spun.

Our season has not really started,
Like string to shit, but just farted.

arsene york-hunt 10:07 Tue Sep 27
Re: New Limerick Thread
Kane shoots when he gets the ball
The end product we get? Bugger all.
But brush past his thigh.
He goes up in the sky,
And he'll dive, and he'll writhe and he'll sprawl.

No sooner's the season's begun,
It's a break for internationl "fun."

Helmut Shown 3:41 Tue Sep 27
Re: New Limerick Thread
That useless cunt Harry McGuire
Has dropped his team mates in the mire
His form is askew
But plays for Man U
And forms a win double with Dier

Kane shoots when he gets the ball
The end product we get? Bugger all

arsene york-hunt 12:00 Tue Sep 27
Re: New Limerick Thread
Her skirt was just caught in the breeze,
Which raised it above her knees.
Drawers she'd not got'em
Exposed her front bottom.
Which seemed to attract lots of fleas.

That useless cunt Harry McGuire
Has dropped his team mates in the mire

Mike Oxsaw 9:56 Mon Sep 26
Re: New Limerick Thread
There was a young geezer called Tony
Went behind a bush for a pony.
But he got the right hump,
Just a fart but no dump,
His need to vacate was just phoney.

Her skirt was just caught in the breeze,
Which raised it above her knees.

arsene york-hunt 3:05 Mon Sep 26
Re: New Limerick Thread
A young lady who came from Belgrade
When she had sex, liked to be paid.
Felching, golden shower?
Charging by the half hour,
A price list was clearly displayed.

There was a young geezer called Tony
Went behind a bush for a pony.

Helmut Shown 10:30 Sun Sep 25
Re: New Limerick Thread
Drinking too much was quite iffy.
Now in bed he can't get a stiffy
He balled up his fist
And had one off the wrist
And it sorted it out in a jiffy

A young lady who came from Belgrade
When she had sex, liked to be paid

arsene york-hunt 3:24 Sat Sep 24
Re: New Limerick Thread
England’s footballing shame
Nobody but Southgate to blame,
Everyone knows it,
Internatinonals? Shit
Fuck watching so boring a game.

Drinking too much was quite iffy.
Now in bed he can't get a stiffy

Helmut Shown 12:01 Sat Sep 24
Re: New Limerick Thread
Housing migrants is a load of cack,
Why can we not send the cunts back?
No matter how unsavoury
I’d sell them to slavery
Make them build new railway track

England’s footballing shame
Nobody but Southgate to blame

arsene york-hunt 9:55 Fri Sep 23
Re: New Limerick Thread
I've seen some strange things in my time,
Like grannies po-going to grime,
We should not pooh-pooh,
It's something to do,
And keeps them off the streets doing crime.

Housing migrants is a load of cack,
Why can we not send the cunts back?

Mike Oxsaw 8:21 Fri Sep 23
Re: New Limerick Thread
The ladyboy had a tantrum
Knocked the phone from some northern bum,
He was so short of work,
He'd give you a jerk,
For the price of a small tot of rum.

I've seen some strange things in my time,
Like grannies po-going to grime

arsene york-hunt 7:53 Fri Sep 23
Re: New Limerick Thread
Our football drives me insane
But Moyes treats us with disdain,
Our tactics he's botching,
I'll Take up bird watching.
Oh look! I've just spotted a crane.

The ladyboy had a tantrum
Knocked the phone from some northern bum,
.

Helmut Shown 2:18 Thu Sep 22
Re: New Limerick Thread
Joe Public, who goes out to work
Has to pay for all those who shirk
Investors and bankers
And public school wankers
Have a tax cut you upper crust berk!

Our football drives me insane
But Moyes treats us with disdain

arsene york-hunt 2:01 Thu Sep 22
Re: New Limerick Thread
David Cameron ex Tory bigwig
Did something strange with a pig,
There's those who would scoff,
At this ex-Eton toff,
But me, I just don't give a fig.

Joe Public, who goes out to work
Has to pay for all those who shirk.

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