WHO Poll
Q: 2022 Summer Transfer Window - How many 1st team players will we sign before August 6th
a. None as Sullivan will wait until the last week before he gets his scattergun out the cupboard
24%
  
b. A couple of freebies paraded as superstars, usual hype to follow
24%
  
c. I'm more optimistic as surely they know we need to strengthen, 3-4 with decent money spent.
48%
  
d. Who gives a toss as we have a great squad already, I've already ordered the new replica kit, socks and all and can't wait to wear it at our first game, down the pub of course, I bleed claret & blue
3%
  



les marteaux 7:44 Sat Aug 30
New Limerick Thread
Same as before

The football we play to be blunt
Is to most West Ham fans an affront

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arsene york-hunt 7:02 Wed Aug 17
Re: New Limerick Thread
When they WIN all will see Klopp smile
When they lose he is spitting bile,
Scousitis he's caught,
It's never our fault,
Lose graciously? Just not his style.

Ignored a pikey, due to weather,
Should I have bought the lucky heather.

Helmut Shown 5:27 Wed Aug 17
Re: New Limerick Thread
It's there if you want any proof,
That scousers are really uncouth
They're unwashed, they stink
And they piss in the sink
And have obvious problems with truth

When they lose all will see Klopp smile
When they lose he is spitting bile

arsene york-hunt 2:21 Wed Aug 17
Re: New Limerick Thread
When will the police do their jobs
And arrest those boy racer knobs
Those that most trouble you?
Cunts in a BMW
I'd like to kick them in their gobs.

It's there if you want any proof,
That scousers are realy uncouth

Helmut Shown 11:49 Tue Aug 16
Re: New Limerick Thread
It's not monkeys what give you the pox,
It's the wearing of sandals with socks.
It kills the girl's passion
But in Germany it's fashion
For gays hanging around the docks

When will the police do their jobs
And arrest those boy racer knobs

Mike Oxsaw 1:25 Tue Aug 16
Re: New Limerick Thread
The Conti and Tuchel win double
After Sunday should be in trouble
If all goes to plan,
A fine and a ban,
A prick for their big-club style bubble.


It's not monkeys what give you the pox,
It's the wearing of sandals with socks.

Helmut Shown 11:04 Mon Aug 15
Re: New Limerick Thread
A lifter of shirts from Chippenham
Wore tight shorts, thought he'd look hip in 'em.
But his bum chum came round
His arsehole to pound
He put a fucking big rip in them

The Conti and Tuchel win double
After Sunday should be in trouble

arsene york-hunt 8:59 Mon Aug 15
Re: New Limerick Thread
I'm starting a petition to the Queen
To see that they sack Mike Dean,
If I met that cunt,
He would bear the brunt,
Of my expletives crude and obscene.

Will Putin supporters please rise
And show us the whites of your eyes.
You're a fucking disgrace
And I'll piss in your face
Sit down while I open my flies.

A lifter of shirts from Chippenham
Wore tight shorts, thought he'd look hip in 'em.

Mike Oxsaw 2:57 Mon Aug 15
Re: New Limerick Thread
Sky wanked themselves silly I'd say.
They wanted us beat yesterday
The season starts slow,
But "Go, Moysie! Go!"?
Have all our supporters caught gay?

Will Putin supporters please rise
And show us the whites of your eyes.

Helmut Shown 2:56 Mon Aug 15
Re: New Limerick Thread
Sky wanked themselves silly I'd say.
They wanted us beat yesterday
On so many fronts
Ex Tottenham cunts
All under Levy's pay

I'm starting a petition to the Queen
To see that they sack Mike Dean

arsene york-hunt 2:25 Mon Aug 15
Re: New Limerick Thread
Whats the betting when Man U we play
They come into form that day,
And Mike Dean will star
Helping them with the VAR,
Dooming us to further decay.

Sky wanked themselves silly I'd say.
They wanted us beat yesterday

Helmut Shown 11:46 Sat Aug 13
Re: New Limerick Thread
The religion of "peace" strikes again
Islamists are fucking insane
They're all only fit
To be buried in pig shit
Or flushed down the dirtiest drain

Whats the betting when Man U we play
They come into form that day

arsene york-hunt 1:39 Sat Aug 13
Re: New Limerick Thread
So, everyone moans like a cunt
But puts no solutions up front,
Illegal migration,
Gas bills and inflation,
Joe Public will just bear the brunt.


The religion of "peace" strikes again
Islamists are fucking insane.

Mike Oxsaw 5:05 Fri Aug 12
Re: New Limerick Thread
I can't see why there's all the fuss
' Bout that skinny little fascist Liz Truss.
One thing in her favour:
She's not New or Old Labour
Which accounts for the bile & the pus

So, everyone moans like a cunt
But puts no solutions up front

Helmut Shown 1:33 Fri Aug 12
Re: New Limerick Thread
The skinny wife of Rishi Sunak,
I've heard is no good in the sack
She'd get binned in a hurry
Her cunt smells of curry
And i wouldn't touch the hole at the back

I can't see why there's all the fuss
' Bout that skinny little fascist Liz Truss

arsene york-hunt 1:17 Fri Aug 12
Re: New Limerick Thread
Truss or Sunak, what a choice!
Neither would make me rejoice,
Toffs, bosses to the right,
And the leftist woke shite,
Us normal types don't have a voice.

The skinny wife of Rishi Sunak,
I've heard is no good in the sack.

Helmut Shown 5:49 Thu Aug 11
Re: New Limerick Thread
A ladyboy who looks divine,
Takes referrals from westhamonline
For monies rendered
His butthole surrendered
No wonder this site's in decline

Truss or Sunak, what a choice!
Neither would make me rejoice

arsene york-hunt 4:03 Wed Aug 10
Re: New Limerick Thread
My puppy has crapped on the floor
I don't think I want it no more,
Vet's charge is too high
So I'll go DIY.
And bash the cunt's head in the door.

A ladyboy who looks divine,
Takes referrals from westhamonline

Mike Oxsaw 2:01 Wed Aug 10
Re: New Limerick Thread
He wanked watching dirty pics,
From a website called Chicks With Dicks.
But he had a child bride
As a bit on the side
Who'd flash him with classic bean flicks

My puppy has crapped on the floor
I don't think I want it no more

arsene york-hunt 1:10 Wed Aug 10
Re: New Limerick Thread
No wonder all here are dismal
Our close season? Fucking abysmal.
Possesion we aint got,
Great football, it's not,
What's needed? Something cataclysmal.

He wanked watching dirty pics,
From a website called Chicks With Dicks.

arsene york-hunt 1:10 Wed Aug 10
Re: New Limerick Thread
No wonder all here are dismal
Our close season? Fucking abysmal.
Possesion we aint got,
Great football, it's not,
What's needed? Something cataclysmal.

He wanked watching dirty pics,
From a website called Chicks With Dicks.

arsene york-hunt 1:09 Wed Aug 10
Re: New Limerick Thread
No wonder all here are dismal
Our close season? Fucking abysmal.
Possesion we aint got,
Great football, it's not,
What's needed? Something cataclysmal.

He wanked watching dirty pics,
From a website called Chicks With Dicks.

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