les marteaux 7:44 Sat Aug 30
New Limerick Thread
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Same as before
The football we play to be blunt
Is to most West Ham fans an affront
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Mike Oxsaw
2:57 Fri Aug 30
Re: New Limerick Thread
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There once was an actor called Mickey,
Did a scene where he exposed his dicky
When viewed from afar
It was like a crowbar
But looking up close it was shitty.
If you fancy a really good blow,
Then Japan is the place you must go.
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arsene york-hunt
2:20 Fri Aug 30
Re: New Limerick Thread
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Now I'm not one to shout 'fix'
When I see we've drawn Liverpool pricks
Cunts at the FA,
Think this is the way,
To safeguard to so called top six**
** Top 5 and sp*rs
There once was an actor called Mickey,
Did a scene where he exposed his dicky
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Alwaysaniron
11:31 Thu Aug 29
Re: New Limerick Thread
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Notting Hill Carnival it's said.
Was lucky that no-one is dead.
I get why they would say that that
As just breathing there fucks with your head.
But life could be so much worse
If they held it in Romford instead.
Now I'm not one to shout 'fix'
When I see we've drawn Liverpool once more
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arsene york-hunt
5:17 Thu Aug 29
Re: New Limerick Thread
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Whilst walking o'er both hill and dale
He thought "I'll become a female!"
"I'd apply some lipstick,
And cut off my old dick,"
Then thought "Nah, my plans I'll downscale."
Notting Hill Carnival it's said.
Was lucky that no-one is dead.
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Mike Oxsaw
9:32 Wed Aug 28
Re: New Limerick Thread
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There was a teacher from Hanoi,
Was caught penetrating a boy
The expats ALL come,
For some little boy bum,
A practice the locals enjoy.
Whilst walking o'er both hill and dale
He thought "I'll become a female!"
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arsene york-hunt
5:49 Wed Aug 28
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There was an old man from Tibet
Who had an unusual pet,
No wings and no legs,
It just sits up and begs
Bought from an unscrupulous vet.
There was a teacher from Hanoi,
Was caught penetrating a boy
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Helmut Shown
2:39 Wed Aug 28
Re: New Limerick Thread
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J.Lo has now got his first win,
What direction will we be goin',
We'll not win a chalice
Struggling at Palace
You can't just rely on Bowen
There was an old man from Tibet
Who had an unusual pet
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arsene york-hunt
8:18 Tue Aug 27
Re: New Limerick Thread
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A pub band now plan to reform
I hope this will not be the norm.
Old blokes doing rock
What a load of old cock,
It aint exactly an artform.
J.Lo has now got his first win,
What direction will we be goin',
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Mike Oxsaw
2:47 Tue Aug 27
Re: New Limerick Thread
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A man from Dien Bien Phu,
Worried when his willy turned blue.
And now we can tell...
He fucked the inkwell,
So desperate for a quick screw.
A pub band now plan to reform
I hope this will not be the norm.
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arsene york-hunt
12:32 Tue Aug 27
Re: New Limerick Thread
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There once was an expat named Ken
Who wanted a shag now and then.
Not for him the joys,
Of local lady boys,
He preferred biologocal men.
A man from Dien Bien Phu,
Worried when his willy turned blue
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Mike Oxsaw
8:57 Mon Aug 26
Re: New Limerick Thread
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One of the girls from the Corrs
Went on(to) stage with no drawers.
Her cheeks they did part
And she let drop a fart...
Good job that the show was outdoors.
There once was an expat named Ken
Who wanted a shag now and then.
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Helmut Shown
1:36 Mon Aug 26
Re: New Limerick Thread
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Let's hope for coming season,
The fourbees crash without reason,
Let the Aussie clown
Take them right down
Oh the delectable frisson!
One of the girls from the Corrs
Went on stage with no drawers
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arsene york-hunt
1:57 Sat Aug 17
Re: New Limerick Thread
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The unions are all lining up,
To drink from the Labour cash cup.
Ask what you would like,
And threaten to strike,
Then the treasury will be bankrupt.
Let's hope for coming season,
The fourbees crash without reason,
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Mike Oxsaw
12:56 Sat Aug 17
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ASLEF has made Haigh look a fool,
Are these nimcompoops fit to rule
They'll hand out YOUR money,
Like it was free honey,
Then claim to be "Trendy", and "Cool".
The unions are all lining up,
To drink from the Labour cash cup.
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arsene york-hunt
12:01 Sat Aug 17
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So, monkeys should not now be "had"
To dodge the new medical fad.
Your sex drive to sate
If you fuck a primate,
The outcome will always be bad.
ASLEF has made Haigh look a fool,
Are these nimcompoops fit to rule
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Mike Oxsaw
11:48 Fri Aug 16
Re: New Limerick Thread
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She would often set pulses ballooning
With her habit of frequently mooning
Her arse was red-raw,
And her pussy quite sore,
All due to her preference for spooning.
So, monkeys should not now be "had"
To dodge the new medical fad.
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Helmut Shown
11:24 Fri Aug 16
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These Overground names are absurd,
Dreamed up by a far left woke turd
Perhaps next time?
The Oswald Moseley line?
To please the Alf Garnett herd
She would often set pulses ballooning
With her habit of frequently mooning
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arsene york-hunt
12:09 Fri Aug 16
Re: New Limerick Thread
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Race Around the World's Kelly Brook
Her tits give her a certain look,
These girls with big breasts,
Don't like wearing vests
I had read this once in a book.
These Overground names are absurd,
Dreamed up by a far left woke turd
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arsene york-hunt
12:08 Fri Aug 16
Re: New Limerick Thread
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Race Around the World's Kelly Brook
Her tits give her a certain look,
These girls with big breasts,
Don't like wearing vests
I had read this once in a book.
These Overground names are absurd,
Dreamed up by a far left woke turd
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arsene york-hunt
12:08 Fri Aug 16
Re: New Limerick Thread
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Race Around the World's Kelly Brook
Her tits give her a certain look,
These girls with big breasts,
Don't like wearing vests
I had read this once in a book.
These Overground names are absurd,
Dreamed up by a far left woke turd
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Helmut Shown
12:46 Thu Aug 15
Re: New Limerick Thread
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The white stabber's a foreign migrant.
In the room there's a huge elephant.
In Romania is it rife?
Walking round with a knife?
I've heard it's really prevalent
Race Around the World's Kelly Brook
Her tits give her a certain look
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