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les marteaux 7:44 Sat Aug 30
New Limerick Thread

Same as before

The football we play to be blunt
Is to most West Ham fans an affront

arsene york-hunt 4:25 Fri Dec 1
Re: New Limerick Thread

I think that we need a new poll
On who's the best poster of all
Put it to the scrotes,
And give them all votes,
I'm certain that I'd get fuck all.

I know that this may sound fickle,
But I'd vote for Hammer and Pickle

Mike Oxsaw 12:06 Fri Dec 1
Re: New Limerick Thread

What a godawful game that was
It's not despite of Moyes, its because
A turgid affair,
Like they couldn't care
A win though, to please the site bores

I think that we need a new poll
On who's the best poster of all

Helmut Shown 11:48 Thu Nov 30
Re: New Limerick Thread

Coco Chanel was a nazi spy
She knew how to tell a whopping lie
With some collaborators
Getting guillotined as traitors
They didn't have a perfume supply

What a godawful game that was
It's not despite of Moyes, its because

Darlo Debs 4:57 Thu Nov 30
Re: New Limerick Thread

He looked Left and crossed when in Rome
And got flattened by a motorhome
They sent him back
In an IKEA flat pack
..and scattered his ashes in.the millennium.dome


Coco Chanel was a nazi spy
She knew how to tell a whopping lie

arsene york-hunt 1:43 Thu Nov 30
Re: New Limerick Thread

He looked *LEFT and crossed when in Rome,
Got flattened by a motorhome

arsene york-hunt 11:51 Wed Nov 29
Re: New Limerick Thread

I guess in anyone's books
The government are a bunch of crooks
Starmer Lammy, Raynor
Knocking at the door.
The English better sling their hooks.

He looked right and crossed when in Rome,
Got flattened by a motorhome

Helmut Shown 1:58 Wed Nov 29
Re: New Limerick Thread

This country is getting too full
Free benefits is the big pull
Replaced by ponces
And Asian nonces
Turning in his grave, John Bull

I guess in anyone's books
The government are a bunch of crooks

Mike Oxsaw 3:52 Wed Nov 29
Re: New Limerick Thread

Lineker's now back in the news,
With the ire of the four be twos.
He ain't 'alf got some front
For a jug eared old cunt
His rantings would block many loos.

This country is getting too full
Free benefits is the big pull

arsene york-hunt 2:18 Wed Nov 29
Re: New Limerick Thread

Her boyfriend kept insisting
That she was in need of a fisting.
The question just riles
'Cos she suffers with piles,
But that didn't stop him persisting.

Lineker's now back in the news,
With the ire of the four be twos

Helmut Shown 12:36 Wed Nov 29
Re: New Limerick Thread

So, Those marbles that Elgin did steal
Belong to the Greeks, they do feel.
Just a pile of rubble
But wanted by the bubble
Their envy they can't conceal

Her boyfriend kept insisting
That she was in need of a fisting

Helmut Shown 12:32 Wed Nov 29
Re: New Limerick Thread

So, Those marbles that Elgin did steal
Belong to the Greeks, they do feel.
Just a pioe of rubble

Mike Oxsaw 5:18 Tue Nov 28
Re: New Limerick Thread

A Chinaman called Wun Hung Lo,
At night to the bingo he'd go
He shouted out "Rouse!"
In the style of a Scouse
But still won a shit load of dough.

So, Those marbles that Elgin did steal
Belong to the Greeks, they do feel.

arsene york-hunt 4:05 Tue Nov 28
Re: New Limerick Thread

New Zealand will now not ban cigs
I'm sure that's not good for the kids.
The fags industry,
Will make more money,
Than when selling syrup of figs.

A Chinaman called Wun Hung Lo,
At night to the bingo he'd go

Mike Oxsaw 5:25 Mon Nov 27
Re: New Limerick Thread

Thin toilet paper? Good for the planet?
Personally I think they should ban it.
There must be a word,
For finger in turd,
I think it might be digit-in-shit.

New Zealand will now not ban cigs
I'm sure that's not good for the kids.

arsene york-hunt 5:19 Mon Nov 27
Re: New Limerick Thread

Thin toilet paper? Good for the planet?
Personally I think they should ban it.
When your fingers go through,
They get covered with poo,
An arse spray would be much better than it.

A Chinaman called Wun Hung Lo,
At night to the bingo he'd go

Helmut Shown 3:43 Mon Nov 27
Re: New Limerick Thread

The suits are all planning to fly
To the Climate Change meeting, Dubai.
While everyone smiles
They gather air miles
Their carbon footprint's sky high

Thin toilet paper? Good for the planet?
Personally I think they should ban it

Mike Oxsaw 11:30 Sun Nov 26
Re: New Limerick Thread

Pete Townsend the dirty old get,
Hasn't published his "research" yet.
Little by little,
It'll come in a trickle
And still be quite damning, I'll bet.

The suits are all planning to fly
To the Climate Change meeting, Dubai.

arsene york-hunt 11:26 Sat Nov 25
Re: New Limerick Thread

On the subject of paedos, Gary Glitter
In his gaol cell became very bitter,
Jackson, Wyman, Townsend,
Their fans still defend
But mine have dropped me like their litter.

Pete Townsend the dirty old get,
Hasn't published his "research" yet.

Helmut Shown 4:15 Sat Nov 25
Re: New Limerick Thread

It is said that performer Rolf Harris,
Was attracted to young girl's aris.
Her mammary glands
Met his wandering hands
In the back of a Toyota Yaris

On the subject of paedos, Gary Glitter
In his gaol cell became very bitter

arsene york-hunt 3:19 Sat Nov 25
Re: New Limerick Thread

In the bathroom shaving her quim
She mistook the talc for the Vim
Her sights not the best,
She needs an eye test
But she's also a little bit dim.

It is said that performer Rolf Harris,
Was attracted to young girl's aris.

Helmut Shown 2:41 Sat Nov 25
Re: New Limerick Thread

Her tits drooped right down past her knees,
She thought "These are bangers to please!"
She'd a cardiac arrest
They punched below her breast
she's now in a morgue deep freeze

In the bathroom shaving her quim
She mistook the talc for the Vim

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