les marteaux 7:44 Sat Aug 30
New Limerick Thread
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Same as before
The football we play to be blunt
Is to most West Ham fans an affront
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Helmut Shown
7:07 Fri Sep 22
Re: New Limerick Thread
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Next up the scummy red scouse
Each one of their fans is a louse
It'll be quite a shame
If you go to the game
And find one of them's burgled your house
When we play them Salah connives
To earn penalties with his dives
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arsene york-hunt
5:03 Fri Sep 22
Re: New Limerick Thread
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A sailor aboard his ship
Swabbing decks felt his trousers rip,
He'd no other pairs,
So went down the stairs
Skived off, and went for a kip
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arsene york-hunt
4:59 Fri Sep 22
Re: New Limerick Thread
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Next up the scummy red scouse
Each one of their fans is a louse
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arsene york-hunt
4:58 Fri Sep 22
Re: New Limerick Thread
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Will someone now not make a stand,
And defend our own stud - Russell Brand?
In my own judgement,
He's an embarrassment.
And from our home games, should be banned.
Next up scummy the red scouse
Each one of their fans is a louse
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Helmut Shown
4:23 Fri Sep 22
Re: New Limerick Thread
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Will someone now not make a stand,
And defend our own stud - Russell Brand?
If he takes the blame
And loses his fame
He'll end up using his hand
A sailor aboard his ship
Swabbing decks felt his trousers rip
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Mike Oxsaw
5:35 Fri Sep 22
Re: New Limerick Thread
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A Scottish girl called Miss McDuff,
Was seen walking round in the buff.
When the wind caught her minge,
They started to cringe,
Saying "Och, now young lassie, enough!"
Will someone now not make a stand,
And defend our own stud - Russell Brand?
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arsene york-hunt
3:45 Fri Sep 22
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Robin Hood fired an arrow in the air
It landed he knew not where,
Went to Friar Tuck
Gave him a bum fuck
Girls, boys, goats, he just didn't care.
A Scottish girl called Miss McDuff,
Was seen walking round in the buff.
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Helmut Shown
11:23 Wed Sep 20
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There was a gardener from Harrow
Shocked folk with the thing in his barrow
Although mud encrusted
Most folks were disgusted
By his very large penis shaped marrow
Robin Hood fired an arrow in the air
It landed he knew not where
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arsene york-hunt
3:47 Wed Sep 20
Re: New Limerick Thread
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I noticed a bit in the news
Was clearly put there to amuse,
They'd given a gong,
For best ever pop song
Tommy Steele's Singing the Blues.
There was a gardener from Harrow
Shocked folk with the thing in his barrow
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Mike Oxsaw
7:53 Tue Sep 19
Re: New Limerick Thread
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A girl from the Isle of Skye
Put unusual things in a pie
A whole hairy clam
Some menstural jam
And gallons of shit from a fly
A Welshman called Rhys
Went for a part in Grease
His audition was such
That he didn't get much
They told him quite sternly to cease.
I noticed a bit in the news
Was clearly put there to amuse
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Darlo Debs
6:34 Tue Sep 19
Re: New Limerick Thread
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A man from the Isles of Scilly,
Had a fetish for knickers (frilly)
He stole them.from the line
On the Wear and the Tyne
..and from the lsex shops of Caerphilly
A Welshman called Rhys
Went for a part in Grease
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Helmut Shown
6:33 Tue Sep 19
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A man from the Isles of Scilly,
Had a fetish for knickers (frilly).
If the colour of the gusset
Was a light shade of russet
He'd be all day pulling his willy
A girl from the Isle of Skye
Put unusual things in a pie
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arsene york-hunt
6:09 Tue Sep 19
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A geek once travelled to Ayr
Attended a Dr Who festival once there,
Caught a dose of the pox,
In the police phone box
From a Doctor groupie called Claire.
A man from the Isles of Scilly,
Had a fetish for knickers (frilly).
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arsene york-hunt
6:08 Tue Sep 19
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A geek once travelled to Ayr
Attended a Dr Who festival once there,
Caught a dose of the pox,
In the police phone box
From a Doctor groupie called Claire.
A man from the Isles of Scilly,
Had a fetish for knickers (frilly).
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Darlo Debs
3:44 Tue Sep 19
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You'd better take care what you say,
'cos you may well get cancelled today
On Facebook and Twitter
It will make you all bitter
If you upset the masses, you might lose your pay.
A geek once travelled to Ayr
Attended a Dr Who festival once there
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Mike Oxsaw
3:13 Tue Sep 19
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There was a man from Clapham Junction
Who suffered erectile disfunction
And what perked him up?
A trip to Sidcup
Then back to that same Clapham Junction.
You'd better take care what you say,
'cos you may well get cancelled today
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arsene york-hunt
2:51 Tue Sep 19
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A bloke whose job was to.joke
Found his career had gone up.in smoke,
He joked about trannies
Bum boys and afghanis,
He's been cancelled now by the woke.
There was a man from Clapham Junction
Who suffered erectile disfunction
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Darlo Debs
1:51 Tue Sep 19
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When a rapist is up in the dock
Some say they should cut off his cock
I think .its wrong
To cut off his schlong
I'd just lose the key to.his cell lock
A bloke whose job was to.joke
Found his career had gone up.in smoke
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Helmut Shown
12:16 Tue Sep 19
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A young man put off from his bird.
She stank out the bog with a turd
The floating log
Gave off a vile fog
As he entered and said “Oh my word”
When a rapist is up in the dock
Some say they should cut off his cock
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arsene york-hunt
6:40 Mon Sep 18
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It is said that “comedian” Russell Brand
Used women like most here use their hand,
Things begin to unravel,
The poor man's Jim Saville,
I hope from West Ham he is banned.
A young man put off from his bird.
She stank out the bog with a turd
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Helmut Shown
2:12 Mon Sep 18
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A supporter of Manchester City
Had a sore on the tip of her titty
When her baby she nursed
The fucking thing burst
And the poor kid was sick, what a pity!
It is said that “comedian” Russell Brand
Used women like most here use their hand
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