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les marteaux 7:44 Sat Aug 30
New Limerick Thread
Same as before

The football we play to be blunt
Is to most West Ham fans an affront

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Helmut Shown 11:10 Sun Jun 16
Re: New Limerick Thread
Oops

A girl from Weston-Super-Mare
Dyed red her bush of pubic hair
With her labia on view
Soliciting a screw
Better if she shaved it bare

There was a young man from Wigan
Who boasted his cock was a big 'un

Helmut Shown 11:08 Sun Jun 16
Re: New Limerick Thread
Oops

A girl from Weston-Super-Mare
Dyed red her bush of pubic hair
With her labia on view
Soliciting a screw
Better if she shaved it bare

There was a young man from Wigan
Who boasted his cock was a big 'un

Helmut Shown 10:59 Sun Jun 16
Re: New Limerick Thread
My girlfriend's got massive great bangers.
Enough to fill two aircraft hangers
A dead heat for her brace
In a Zeppelin race
Will stiffen lots of men's whangers

There was a young man from Wigan
Who boasted his cock was a big 'un

Helmut Shown 10:56 Sun Jun 16
Re: New Limerick Thread
My girlfriend's got massive great bangers.
Enough to fill two aircraft hangers
A dead heat for her brace
In a Zeppelin race
Will stiffen lots of men's whangers

There was a young man from Wigan
Who boasted his cock was a big 'un

Helmut Shown 10:56 Sun Jun 16
Re: New Limerick Thread
My girlfriend's got massive great bangers.
Enough to fill two aircraft hangers
A dead heat for her brace
In a Zeppelin race
Will stiffen lots of men's whangers

There was a young man from Wigan
Who boasted his cock was a big 'un

arsene york-hunt 9:01 Sun Jun 16
Re: New Limerick Thread
My girlfriend's got massive great bangers.
Enough to fill two aircraft hangers.
But those sexist chaps ,
Who laugh about her baps,
Will be made aware they've dropped clangers.


A girl from Weston-Super-Mare
Dyed red her bush of pubic hair

Mike Oxsaw 5:48 Sun Jun 16
Re: New Limerick Thread
The Scottish defence it has to be said
Played like extras from Sean of the Dead
It sure took some nerve,
(To be) that far off the curve,
They'd have had more success stuck in bed.

My girlfriend's got massive great bangers.
Enough to fill two aircraft hangers.

Alwaysaniron 9:32 Sat Jun 15
Re: New Limerick Thread
The screening of the Euros on TV
Ruined by bimbos for me
Stating the obvious all day
None know how to play
I to cap it sit down to wee


The Scottish defence it has to be said
Played like extras from Sean of the Dead

Helmut Shown 6:37 Sat Jun 15
Re: New Limerick Thread
The Scotch as anticipated
By the bratwurst munchers decimated
That bloke John McGinn
Believed all the spin
His performance? I'd say X-rated

The screening of the Euros on TV
Ruined by bimbos for me

arsene york-hunt 3:35 Sat Jun 15
Re: New Limerick Thread
You have to choose who's good for you
Ignoring the entitled few.
Do not go to the polls,
Stink in bed, or play bowls,
There must be better things to do.

The Scotch as anticipated
By the bratwurst munchers decimated

Mike Oxsaw 1:38 Sat Jun 15
Re: New Limerick Thread
Food banks, shit in rivers, potholes
To their donors they've sold their souls
The left and the right
Both treat us as shite
By scoring repeated own goals

You have to choose who's good for you
Ignoring the entitled few

Helmut Shown 10:17 Fri Jun 14
Re: New Limerick Thread
If you're not a a lefty Corbynite
The media call you far right
But if Farage's your choice
And you believe his voice
A public school turd speaking shite

Food banks, shit in rivers, potholes
To their donors they've sold their souls

Helmut Shown 10:14 Fri Jun 14
Re: New Limerick Thread
If you're not a a lefty Corbynite
The media call you far right
But if Farage's your choice
And you believe his voice
A public school turd speaking shite

Food banks, shit in rivers, potholes
To their donors they've sold their souls

arsene york-hunt 4:28 Fri Jun 14
Re: New Limerick Thread
My wife's tits are getting quite saggy
And her face is now going all craggy.
So I'm off for a ride
With my bit on the side,
A fit young slapper called Maggie.

If you're not a a lefty Corbynite
The media call you far right

Mike Oxsaw 5:26 Fri Jun 14
Re: New Limerick Thread
A paedophile man from Dumfies,
Was happy to see his young niece.
She gave him a nosh
Then, because she was posh
Did polish his bell-end with fleece.

My wife's tits are getting quite saggy
And her face is now going all craggy.

arsene york-hunt 8:00 Thu Jun 13
Re: New Limerick Thread
Politicians, they give is their pledge
It ends up with no meat, just veg.
Our MPs people cry,
The best money can buy,
They're happy to pocket a wedge.

A paedophile man from Dumfies,
Was happy to see his young niece.

Mike Oxsaw 4:05 Thu Jun 13
Re: New Limerick Thread
From Wales there came a coal miner,
Who loved a bushy vagina
Brazilian? Not him.
A hairy wet quim
And nothing, he said could be finer.

Politicians, they give is their pledge
It ends up with no meat, just veg.

arsene york-hunt 4:16 Thu Jun 13
Re: New Limerick Thread
Big bums on girls are in fashion
But they don't fill me with much passion,
But in the next age,
Skinny will be the rage,
It's something I'd gladly put cash on.

From Wales there came a coal miner,
Who loved a bushy vagina

Helmut Shown 11:54 Wed Jun 12
Re: New Limerick Thread
A man with ANILILAGNIA,
In a bar picked up an old dear
After licking her quim
He opted to rim
But got a really bad case of pyorrhea

Big bums on girls are in fashion
But they don't fill me with much passion

arsene york-hunt 7:14 Wed Jun 12
Re: New Limerick Thread
So, Hunter has now become hunted.
Perhaps now his dad will get cunted.
The political classes
in the States are all arses.
And the septics aren't even affronted.

A man with ANILILAGNIA,
In a bar picked up an old deaR

Mike Oxsaw 6:03 Wed Jun 12
Re: New Limerick Thread
This country is a fast sinking ship,
We need to be a dictatorship.
The man to take charge?
Why! Nigel Farage!!!
He likes pints of beer, so Pip! Pip!.

So, Hunter has now become hunted.
Perhaps now his dad will get cunted.

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