MrCrowmanSir 11:06 Sun Oct 19
Smelly fart ingredients
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Once got asked to leave a carpet shop after letting go a stinker. Ingredients were an egg curry and 3 pints of Adnams the night before.
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The Joker
10:00 Sat Nov 1
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Pop Pop Robson 9:01 Sat Nov 1
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Ag to the power of ag.
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Pop Pop Robson
9:01 Sat Nov 1
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Add some cashew nuts to that Guinness and stand clear was on a bus once(tee old routemaster ones)standing by the open end when I unloaded got to next stop and people getting on looked like they were hitting a brick wall,even I felt faint,conductor told me to get off I was causing unrest!!,shit myself on the way home,terrible state I was in,jeans were ruined,was two weeks before I had my next pint.
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diehardhammer
11:46 Fri Oct 31
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ohgodno posting about smelly farts? AG!
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ohgodno
11:32 Fri Oct 31
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I wonder what an Ebola fart smells like.
I've smelt Hepatitis ones and they are sick inducing.
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Swiss.
11:13 Fri Oct 31
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The Queen never farts...FACT
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ohgodno
11:05 Fri Oct 31
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I can tell how bad a fart is going to smell as it exits. I've never been wrong. I suspect all men can. Why did this power evolve?
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eusebiovic
10:25 Fri Oct 31
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I was in a pub in London Bridge a couple of years ago watching a game...it was the King's Head which is down a narrow alleyway opposite the main gate into Borough Market...
Anyway, all game long some cunt was stinking the seating area out with Napalm-grade silent stinkers and everybody thought it was this slightly shabby looking chap in tracksuit bottoms with a faded sweatshirt...
Turns out that it was a suit from the city in a 3 piece tweed number and not the aforementioned chap...it has quite a few Millwall in that pub and one of them told him to "fuck off out of it" - before he couldn't
Itchy arse and his mates at the table left pretty sharpish!
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MrCrowmanSir
10:13 Fri Oct 31
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Swiss, it's possible that the toxicity of your fart damaged the electrics and caused the lift to get stuck.
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Swiss.
10:05 Fri Oct 31
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Farting saved me from a evil fate.
Once I was working on the 6th and top floor of a building. I was waiting for the lift on my own and couldn't resist letting one go. The lift arrived and it was very packed...strangely..and no one got off. Of course I didn't want it to waft the fart in so I declined to get in. Subsequently I waited and waited untilt i heard an alarm. The lift was stuck.
True story I promise.
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Swiss.
10:00 Fri Oct 31
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Chicken Dansaak works for me
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eusebiovic
9:51 Fri Oct 31
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With me, Adnams ale always results in a fart that could strip the varnish off of a gym locker...
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ATHammer
11:04 Mon Oct 20
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Christmas Fayre! A few lagers down the pub at lunchtime. Turkey; stuffing; sprouts and chestnuts washed down with a few more lagers. Maybe some pud, mince pies and medicinal brandy for that extra oompf. Quick snooze. Top up with cold turkey and pickles with a few sausage rolls, plus lager. Eye watering, paint stripping results.
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mallard
10:22 Mon Oct 20
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E
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Claret Badger
8:37 Mon Oct 20
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I am vegetarian
but my farts only burn nose hair when i've had offerings from a fast food joint
I blame MEAT FAT
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eusebiovic
1:49 Mon Oct 20
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Guinness is the obvious one but there are some ales that are more potent in my view...
Adnams Ghost Ship is lovely but always results in some spectacular duvet lifters later on
Harveys Ales are great too but again result in more trumpets than a Salvation Army band afterwards
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Davenport
1:31 Mon Oct 20
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Guiness.
Like shitting fresh tarmac the next day
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eusebiovic
1:28 Mon Oct 20
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Eggs, Onions and Green Veg...
Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp!
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MrCrowmanSir
11:45 Sun Oct 19
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Lager is a key ingredient in a dirty stinking trump.
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Gavros
11:43 Sun Oct 19
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Judging what ive just done, a massive greasy burger and about eight pints of lager.
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eusebiovic
11:33 Sun Oct 19
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The farts that go down in The Queens before and after a game could strip the varnish off of a foot locker...
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witch hunt
11:28 Sun Oct 19
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Dynamite Hot Stagg Chilli. Horrible on the way in, worse on the way out!
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