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Far Cough 4:46 Mon Jan 19
Anyone ever taken Picolax?
How near to the khazi should I be?

Yes, the dreaded Colonoscopy along with going orally as well

NOT looking forward to it at all

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Billy Blagg 2:15 Tue Jan 20
Re: Anyone ever taken Picolax?
Didn't know the name of it Far but I guess it was the same stuff. It's not fun I know but don't move far from the toilet. What I found worse is that it rids your body of all toxins along the way and I had a thumping headache that only went away later post-poke around when I had a coffee. Good luck. (mine turned out not to be anything)

SilverSurfer 12:33 Tue Jan 20
Re: Anyone ever taken Picolax?
I thought
'well stuff is rubbish, nothing's happened'


heh heh.

stats 12:29 Tue Jan 20
Re: Anyone ever taken Picolax?
You'll be ok Mr Cough. Things were worse for me as I'm spina bifida so dodgy sensation below the waist. Good luck.

ornchurch ammer 12:18 Tue Jan 20
Re: Anyone ever taken Picolax?
What I found is it is different to having the shits. You know that you need to go but have sufficient control to get to the bog and once there the world falls out of your arse. When you have the shits you do not have any control.

jack flash 12:10 Tue Jan 20
Re: Anyone ever taken Picolax?
medwayhammer1 10:06

Funny that! I must have tried to erase that bit from my memory

The little Indian surgeon with a couple of tasty young femmale assistants gazing at the camera disappearing up my butt hole is embarassing enough

Then you have an irresistable urge to fart but you're really trying to hold it in for fear of farting straight into their concentrating faces

Then all of a sudden you can't hang on to it any longer & a massive megafart lasting about 10 seconds shatters the silence :)

SilverSurfer 11:47 Mon Jan 19
Re: Anyone ever taken Picolax?
Yes, the dreaded Colonoscopy along with going orally as well
my advice is

make sure they do the oral one first.

Far Cough 10:53 Mon Jan 19
Re: Anyone ever taken Picolax?
It's not for suspected cancers, it's exploratory to see why I have anaemia, any bleeding

Geoffrey Pike 10:47 Mon Jan 19
Re: Anyone ever taken Picolax?
If you follow the instructions to the letter you should be running on empty by the time you go in.
Good luck iTs worth it for the peace of mind.

Geoffrey Pike 10:41 Mon Jan 19
Re: Anyone ever taken Picolax?
STAY AT HOME!!!

medwayhammer1 10:06 Mon Jan 19
Re: Anyone ever taken Picolax?
Oh forgot, your be proper farting when having the colonoscopy :-)

medwayhammer1 10:05 Mon Jan 19
Re: Anyone ever taken Picolax?
Had this a few months ago, was ok and does clear you out!!! Didnt find it too bad but then part of my symptons involved running to the bog every 15 mins anyway!!!!!
Now the proud owner of a stomer Clear, hope you have good news mate, im in the same boat as you, waiting for results for possible cancer.

jack flash 6:27 Mon Jan 19
Re: Anyone ever taken Picolax?
Had the same thing myself a couple of years ago

Never expected the effect & was expecting to go to work. No way!

I wouldn't stray more than 20 yards from the bog

Keep your running shoes on & your belt undone!

El Scorchio 6:11 Mon Jan 19
Re: Anyone ever taken Picolax?
BTW I don't think it has the same side effects for everyone as it did me, but it'll do the trick all right- I just googled it and there's quite a few stories about it- some pretty funny.

Far Cough 6:03 Mon Jan 19
Re: Anyone ever taken Picolax?
Thanks Scorch

NewtonsPartyBag 6:01 Mon Jan 19
Re: Anyone ever taken Picolax?
I can see the Youtube headline now.

"Geeza sharts himself on the number 53"

El Scorchio 5:59 Mon Jan 19
Re: Anyone ever taken Picolax?
Far Cough 5:44

If you've been told to take it the day before you go in, you'll be ok. There won't be anything left inside you to come out by the next day.

El Scorchio 5:57 Mon Jan 19
Re: Anyone ever taken Picolax?
I did a long time ago when I was about 12.

Fucking nasty stuff. Made me very sick indeed. Lots of vomiting as well as the expected. I wouldn't plan on doing anything else whatsoever for the day you're meant to be taking it.

Far Cough 5:44 Mon Jan 19
Re: Anyone ever taken Picolax?
stats, not what I want to hear, I'll be travelling by bus to the hospital

stats 5:38 Mon Jan 19
Re: Anyone ever taken Picolax?
When I had picolax before the colonoscopy it wasn't so bad. You need to be very near the toilet though, there's no going out after you've downed it. I made it to the loo and the world fell out of my arse.

Unfortunately I had the same again before my colostomy and this time I got caught short and it was raining gravy all over the floor.

Private Dancer 5:06 Mon Jan 19
Re: Anyone ever taken Picolax?
I thought it was a good second half performance yesterday.

Oh sorry, wrong thread.

Nuclear Noodle 5:05 Mon Jan 19
Re: Anyone ever taken Picolax?
It is to clear you out - usually a few hours in waves but of course by the time you have the procedure you have built up more shit so they usually tell you to only have liquids or very light foods (no fats etc)

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