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Tommy Dickfingers 3:40 Fri Mar 20
If a tortoise leaves its shell does that make him homeless or naked ?
Another little brain teaser i`ll leave my West Ham alumni with

Well ?

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stomper 5:38 Sat Mar 21
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cholo 4:17 Sat Mar 21

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Monk~koknee 4:21 Sat Mar 21
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That sound's like Trigger's Turtle.

It has only had 15 different bodies and 23 different shells during that time.

cholo 4:17 Sat Mar 21
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fucking Clive of India




Was that his official title?

Spandex Sidney 8:45 Fri Mar 20
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There was a giant turtle that died in India in 2006 that once belonged to fucking Clive of India (1725-1774)

It was born during the reign of George II and was born 70 years before Queen fucking Victoria! He was put in an Indian zoo in 1875 when he was already fucking 125 years old!

That's some fucking life force.

Mcavennie 8:34 Fri Mar 20
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Scorchio

Your mate probably killed it, they always flip themselves over but you have to leave them so they learn how to flip back over, otherwise they suffocate

Haha

Darlo Debs 8:19 Fri Mar 20
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It wont get rehoused if it makes itself intentionally homeless...i advise caution.

stomper 8:07 Fri Mar 20
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They were all for show. It was Peter and Timmy wot won the war for us. Top secret tho' thats why Ilford never got Stuka'd

bruuuno 8:01 Fri Mar 20
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Makes you wonder why we bothered with all those complex radar towers stomps, all we needed was a dog and a tortoise

stomper 7:53 Fri Mar 20
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During the war my mum (aged 15) had a tortoise called Timmy and a lab named Peter.
The dog would hear an air raid coming before the sirens went off and start hunting around the house for the tortoise. When he found Timmy, the dog would pick him up in his teeth, run out the back and throw him into the Anderson shelter, where he would spin around on his bak with his legs in the air.
This gave my gran advanced warning of the raid and she had time to make a pot of tea and sandwiches to take down the shelter.
Course the tortoise died in the end.
Damn you Adolf Hitler! Will little Timmy ever be avenged?

El Scorchio 7:49 Fri Mar 20
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Me too when he told me!

bruuuno 7:47 Fri Mar 20
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That properly made me chuckle el scorchio

El Scorchio 7:12 Fri Mar 20
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My mate had a pet tortoise when he was a kid. It went a bit mental and kept trying to flip itself onto it's back. They had to keep an eye on it and keep flipping it back over.

Eventually it did it to itself during one night and was dead by morning...

Cheezey Bell-End 6:25 Fri Mar 20
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Tall-Hammer 3:58 Fri Mar 20
Hahaha, that joke just KILLED me


What joke?

Agent Scud 4:20 Fri Mar 20
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Mcavennie 4:12 Fri Mar 20

Spot on. You might as well just pop a couple of stick-on googly eyes on a dried up dog shit.

Mcavennie 4:12 Fri Mar 20
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Shittest pet ever!

i-Ron 3:58 Fri Mar 20
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mcavennie (the poster) has a tortoise

weird that he will outlive him. i tried to have a little play with him sunday morning but he didn't seem too friendly with me and tried to hide for a bit.

Tall-Hammer 3:58 Fri Mar 20
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Cheezey Bell-End 3:47 Fri Mar 20

Hahaha, that joke just KILLED me

Gavros 3:53 Fri Mar 20
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*unzips*

Tommy Dickfingers 3:50 Fri Mar 20
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Cheezey Bell-End 3:47 Fri Mar 20

Few species of the creature out there that actually come with their own backbone

Cheezey Bell-End 3:47 Fri Mar 20
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Dead..

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