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Q: 2017/18 Carabao Cup Spurs (a)
a. It's Wembley we have a decent record on the hallowed turf a& all we need is another Maiga, win
16%
  
b. There's no draws in this comp so what chance do we have, lose
26%
  
c. Forget the game, we'll always be a laughing stock while those idiots in the Boardroom still own the Club, SELL SELL SELL
46%
  
d. How great is this another game live on the box, so it's back down the Pub full kit on and roaring the boys onto another win, cut me and I bleed claret & blue
11%
  



Tommy Dickfingers 3:57 Fri Apr 10
Anyone on here ever managed to score or witness in person a "perfect hat trick" ?
For the life of me cant remember the last West Ham player to pull this off but was playing for a Sunday League team a few years back when my mate Jay (RIP) managed to pull it off during a 7-1 win

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fred flinstone 2:05 Sat Apr 11
Re: Anyone on here ever managed to score or witness in person a "perfect hat trick" ?
Did it about 30 years ago with a bird from Leicester, one in the pink, one in the brown and one in the faghole, poetry !!

gph 1:29 Sat Apr 11
Re: Anyone on here ever managed to score or witness in person a "perfect hat trick" ?
I almost never go past the midway point when I play full back.

Because NO-ONE EVER COVERS YOU, and then they moan about you being out of position when everything goes pear-shaped.

It's almost like they haven't watched professional football at all, and overlapping fullbacks are just the product of a deranged imagination.

Fifth Column 1:23 Sat Apr 11
Re: Anyone on here ever managed to score or witness in person a "perfect hat trick" ?
Never scored more than two in an 11 a side game. I was an old fashioned full back who'd never get past the half way line and would be the one who stayed back for corners.

mallard 1:17 Sat Apr 11
Re: Anyone on here ever managed to score or witness in person a "perfect hat trick" ?
Frank McAvennie's versus Forest was'Perfect' as it was his farewell game

Cor Blimey 11:29 Sat Apr 11
Re: Anyone on here ever managed to score or witness in person a "perfect hat trick" ?
27 jan 2013
Real Madrid 4 Getafe 0
Christiano Ronaldo scored a perfect hat trick in 10 second half minutes.

Baggins 11:08 Sat Apr 11
Re: Anyone on here ever managed to score or witness in person a "perfect hat trick" ?
Only ever done it once, mainly because scoring goals with my left foot was a once a season event!

nerd 10:41 Sat Apr 11
Re: Anyone on here ever managed to score or witness in person a "perfect hat trick" ?
I was at camp nou when Rivaldo scored the hat trick against Valencia, rated the greatest hat trick ever. Sadly not a perfect hat trick, as the stupid bastard bent an over head kick into the bottom corner after catching on his chest from the edge of the 18 yards. Damm you soccer AM. and your defined perfect hat trick rules...spoilt my night.

Corkerpaul 6:38 Sat Apr 11
Re: Anyone on here ever managed to score or witness in person a "perfect hat trick" ?
Not a perfect hat trick but once scored from two free kicks and a corner in one Sunday league game

Jonah Lomas 1:13 Sat Apr 11
Re: Anyone on here ever managed to score or witness in person a "perfect hat trick" ?
i-Ron 4:20 Fri Apr 10

Not seen that before, but shit that's a good hat-trick.

Just the way he sets himself up perfectly for the overhead....nothing flukey or opportunist about it, he pops it up in the air off his chest exactly where it needs to be.

Hammer and Pickle 12:38 Sat Apr 11
Re: Anyone on here ever managed to score or witness in person a "perfect hat trick" ?
I keep reading this as the "perfect fat dick" thread.

Briano 11:32 Fri Apr 10
Re: Anyone on here ever managed to score or witness in person a "perfect hat trick" ?
I saw the 1st two:


Player Match Goals scored
Tony Cottee 17 Dec 1994 v Manchester City 3
Paul Kitson 03 May 1997 v Sheffield Wednesday 3
Paul Kitson 19 Nov 2001 v Charlton Athletic 3
Marlon Harewood 12 Sep 2005 v Aston Villa 3
Kevin Nolan 19 May 2013 v Reading 3

gph 11:27 Fri Apr 10
Re: Anyone on here ever managed to score or witness in person a "perfect hat trick" ?
I've done it a few times in 5 or 6-a-side, but never in 11-a-side.

In fact, I've scored three times in half a decade - once in a 1-0 win, and two "consolation" goals in horrible defeats.

(One was a proper consolation goal, the last scored in a 10-1 defeat - the other was more a "false hope" goal - the first scored in a 9-1 defeat).

Ashy 10:52 Fri Apr 10
Re: Anyone on here ever managed to score or witness in person a "perfect hat trick" ?
I have bagged a couple, but also got an alternative version with left foot, right foot and one deflected in off my arse!!!

Jasnik 10:43 Fri Apr 10
Re: Anyone on here ever managed to score or witness in person a "perfect hat trick" ?
Tommy Dickfingers 3:57 Fri Apr 10

I thought Nolan scored the perfect hattrick for us

Valley Hammer 9:20 Fri Apr 10
Re: Anyone on here ever managed to score or witness in person a "perfect hat trick" ?
I managed two perfect hat tricks in one game - two right footed, two left footed and two headed. Never got anywhere near it again.

Side of Ham 9:12 Fri Apr 10
Re: Anyone on here ever managed to score or witness in person a "perfect hat trick" ?
Seen a couple from the one and only Tony Cottee., Don Hutchinson against Liverpool.

angryprumphs 9:08 Fri Apr 10
Re: Anyone on here ever managed to score or witness in person a "perfect hat trick" ?
I was a centre back but did manage a hattrick at youth level. Header, right boot and right knee but dont think that counts.....

kylay 7:07 Fri Apr 10
Re: Anyone on here ever managed to score or witness in person a "perfect hat trick" ?
my only hatrick was a perfect one.

true story

the coming of gary 7:06 Fri Apr 10
Re: Anyone on here ever managed to score or witness in person a "perfect hat trick" ?
over Upton Park, I saw Michael owen do it for Newcastle
we lost 2 - 4

Junior-Hammer 6:58 Fri Apr 10
Re: Anyone on here ever managed to score or witness in person a "perfect hat trick" ?
Come on ...

Kevin Nolan done this against Reading not last season, one before.

Sxboy_66 6:29 Fri Apr 10
Re: Anyone on here ever managed to score or witness in person a "perfect hat trick" ?
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead in the same night? Yes.

Tippy tappy football? No. I was too busy with the above.

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