WHO Poll
Q:



Mad Dog 6:13 Wed Aug 12
THE joke threads (part 5)
Usual rules apply

Replies - Newest Posts First (Show In Chronological Order)

lab 9:52 Fri Aug 16
Re: THE joke threads (part 5)
The inventor of predictive text pissed away yesterday , his funfair is next monkey.

Aalborg Hammer 8:56 Fri Aug 16
Re: THE joke threads (part 5)
What do you get if you cross Bill Clinton and Donald Trump?

Found in your cell, unresponsive.

Willtell 5:01 Wed Aug 14
Re: THE joke threads (part 5)
I really hate it when your finger pops through the toilet paper when wiping
.
.
.
.
But apart from that I’m really enjoying my new job in the old peoples home

Willtell 4:59 Wed Aug 14
Re: THE joke threads (part 5)
One of my mates reckons the temperature of his testicles is 27 degrees celsius…

Absolute bollocks!

The_Phantom 4:06 Wed Aug 14
Re: THE joke threads (part 5)
Aalborg Hammer
Your ‘joke’ of 9:03 Fri Aug 9 almost sounds like one you just made up,
…but this one - 5:45 Tue Aug 13 is superb

Son of Sam 3:30 Wed Aug 14
Re: THE joke threads (part 5)
A mate of mine has been collecting magazines on Osteopathy for nearly twenty years now. He has lots of back issues,

Aalborg Hammer 5:45 Tue Aug 13
Re: THE joke threads (part 5)
My grandparents real names were Nanny Pearl and Grandpa Dean but we just called them Grandma and Grandpapapapapapapapapapa

lab 7:06 Tue Aug 13
Re: THE joke threads (part 5)
Husband and wife sit down to dinner in a restaurant . Food arrives. Husband: the food here looks great ,let’s eat. Wife: you usually pray before you eat luv . Husband: that’s at home luv, the chef here knows how to cook.

Mike Oxsaw 11:35 Mon Aug 12
Re: THE joke threads (part 5)
Don't think he actually said that, chim...

chim chim cha boo 1:18 Mon Aug 12
Re: THE joke threads (part 5)
Jesus. Some of you cunts need to get out more

Willtell 11:25 Sun Aug 11
Re: THE joke threads (part 5)
Hmmm! Perhaps you needed to be there when he said it....

ray winstone 10:24 Sun Aug 11
Re: THE joke threads (part 5)
Jim Bowen. My favourite moment.
“Next up at the ‘ockey we’ve got Hoppy...why’d they call you Hoppy lad?”
“Cos I’ve only got one leg Jim.”
“Lovely. Smashing.”

Briano 9:47 Sat Aug 10
Re: THE joke threads (part 5)
Newcastle United have brought in the DIY SOS team to do up their physio room after signing Andy Carroll

arsene york-hunt 1:41 Fri Aug 9
Re: THE joke threads (part 5)
I went out with a girl once who told me she was a carpenter. She really enjoyed doing a bit of tongue in groove

Aalborg Hammer 9:03 Fri Aug 9
Re: THE joke threads (part 5)
A Sea Cow-shaped Zeppelin, advertising the rock opera "Tommy", has just burst into flames and crashed to earth.


Oh, The Who manatee!

riosleftsock 2:57 Thu Aug 8
Re: THE joke threads (part 5)
Called in to see my Scottish neighbour last night, I walked in as he was up a ladder stripping wallpaper.

"Alright Jock, spot of decorating?"

"Moving house".

claret50 10:39 Wed Aug 7
Re: THE joke threads (part 5)

I asked my wife why did she marry me. Wife: "Because you are funny." Me: "I thought it was beacause I was good in bed?" Wife: "You see? You're hilarious."

Hello Mrs. Jones 4:57 Sat Aug 3
Re: THE joke threads (part 5)
What do you call a Frenchman in sandals



Philippe Philoppe

Exiled In Surrey 12:41 Mon Jul 29
Re: THE joke threads (part 5)
Exiled In Surrey 12:40 Mon Jul 29

Boss: now get out of my office!

Exiled In Surrey 12:40 Mon Jul 29
Re: THE joke threads (part 5)
Boss: you’re fired

Me: *slams fist on desk* you woke me up for this?

Bungo 9:32 Fri Jul 26
Re: THE joke threads (part 5)
Pete Doherty recently tried to connect with a younger audience by rebranding himself P-Doh with limited success.

Page 1 - Next




Copyright 2006 WHO.NET | Powered by: