WHO Poll
Q: 2020/2021 Where will we finish up this season?
a. Top Four, Champions League here we come
8%
  
b. 5th-7th Europa League is well within our grasp
8%
  
c. 8th to 14th anywhere in mid table is about right
32%
  
d. We're in a dog fight before a ball has been kicked and we'll do well to finish 17th or just above
26%
  
e. GSB have derailed our season before a ball has been kicked, the Championship beckons
27%
  



Mad Dog 6:13 Wed Aug 12
THE joke threads (part 5)
Usual rules apply

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147man 8:54 Sun Feb 28
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Slow I'm not sure, I used to fancy her but not any more

I guess you could say I'm an Ex Tractor Fan

Slow_Joe 4:45 Sat Feb 27
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Can't believe I'm posting this on WHO but I need some advice.
I really fancy this girl who works at my local farm, how can I a tractor?

mtchammer 1:37 Sat Feb 27
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Whoa Black Betty
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Boat belt wacky
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Black Betty had a child
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Hatchback badly tiled
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the_bigot 7:02 Thu Feb 25
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I was about to post a covid joke - but then realized that 99.1% of you would not get it!

daveyg 8:00 Wed Feb 24
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A friend of mine drowned. We got him a wreath in the shape of a life belt. It’s what he would have wanted

Nurse Ratched 7:26 Wed Feb 24
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CHL

Bloody excellent, that 😁

COOL HAND LUKE 7:24 Wed Feb 24
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A cardinal, a priest and a rabbit go to give blood.

The rabbit is first up... the nurse says "What blood type are you, then?"

The rabbit says, "I reckon I'm a typeO..."

Jasnik 6:46 Wed Feb 24
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147man 10:53 Sat Feb 20

slaps head ! .

Aalborg Hammer 10:38 Wed Feb 24
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I made a ventriloquist's dummy out of an old bit of carpet.

It was ruggish.

Aalborg Hammer 8:47 Sun Feb 21
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A linguistics professor says during a lecture that, "In English, a double negative forms a positive. But in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, in no language in the world can a double positive form a negative." But then a voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right

147man 10:53 Sat Feb 20
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Jasnik=Psychopath

Jasnik 10:48 Fri Feb 19
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I don't get it

Aalborg Hammer 9:53 Fri Feb 19
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There's two bits of tarmac in a pub arguing over who's the toughest..."I'm a piece of the M25!!" says one "I have 30 million cars,25 million lorries and 15 million coaches go over me every year...I'm fucking hard,me"

The other piece ,in a West Midlands drawl says "That's nothin',I'm a piece of the Spaghetti junction!! I have 35 million cars,30 million lorries and 20 million coaches go over me every year!!"

Just then,a piece of orange tarmac walks in.He goes up to the bar and orders a pint.The two bits of tarmac go very quiet.

Once the bar's clear,the barman says "You two were very quiet when he came in!!"

"I know-he's a fucking cyclepath"

jack flash 10:23 Wed Feb 17
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The old bill go to a house in Liverpool believing the covid rules are being broken
They check and find that the occupants are perfectly legitimately in a bubble
So while they're there the fetch in the sniffer dogs after they decide to search the house for drugs
They find nothing
So they then decide to search the house again for weapons
But again, they find nothing
So they check for stolen goods, but the occupants have all the receipts
So they decide to see if their car is stolen
But it isn't
They check to see if it's insured
It is
Taxed?
Yes
MOTd?
Yes
So they say 'Well that's it, we're going to charge you with wasting police time!'

Forest Gate Ugly 6:30 Wed Feb 17
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Aalborg Hammer. Top quality as always. The spirit of Tommy Cooper is kept pleasingly alive in you!

Aalborg Hammer 11:15 Wed Feb 17
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I met a transvestite from Greater Manchester today.

He had a Wigan address.

Aalborg Hammer 11:00 Tue Feb 16
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"My Chinese neighbour said he's just opened a crows shop -

Speaking slowly I said "You mean a clothes shop?"

He said "No,a crows shop.Come in and have a
rook"

Mike Oxsaw 11:41 Sat Feb 13
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Just back from a holiday in Thailand.

Came so close to shagging a ladyboy.

Looked like a lady, walked like a lady, talked like a lady...

...it was only when she drove me to her place and reversed the car into the garage the first time of asking that I thought to myself "Hang on a fucking minute..."

wd40 11:18 Sat Feb 13
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Can you steal a joke?

You must never repeat a joke every joke must be made up by you alone.

Jesus.

Aalborg Hammer 9:43 Sat Feb 13
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Stannah stairlifts.. I hate them,they drive me up the wall

mallard 7:40 Fri Feb 12
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Aalborg Hammer 2:02 Fri Feb 12


Excellent Aalborg ! - you’ve totally redeemed yourself from the earlier mix-up !

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