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Mad Dog 6:13 Wed Aug 12
THE joke threads (part 5)
Usual rules apply

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ted fenton 12:51 Sun Apr 18
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Please copy and paste this to your status if you're constantly being asked to copy and paste things to your status by friends who copy and paste things to their status. Many people won't copy and paste this, but my true sarcastic friends will copy and paste it because they know this was copied and pasted from a dear friend in need of more stuff to copy and paste; and if you don't copy and paste it, then this means you hate kittens, puppies, and bacon. And if you hate bacon, the terrorists win...and the zombies will take over.

ted fenton 12:41 Sun Apr 18
Re: THE joke threads (part 5)
normansmymate 10:22 Sun Apr 18
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Whooosh, its a joke Son!

:-)

wd40 ;-)

Mike Oxsaw 11:18 Sun Apr 18
Re: THE joke threads (part 5)
Dandy Lyon 9:57 Sun Apr 18

You claim you don't want to debate it, then start debating it.

Not the sharpest tool in the box, are you, sunshine?

wd40 10:28 Sun Apr 18
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What has 840 legs and 15 teeth ??
The queue outside of Primark Monday morning .

If you wish to complain about this this joke please refure to Primark or the local council estate not me.

normansmymate 10:22 Sun Apr 18
Re: THE joke threads (part 5)
Whooosh, its a joke Son!

Dandy Lyon 10:07 Sun Apr 18
Re: THE joke threads (part 5)
That’s more than 2 words you thick racist prick

normansmymate 9:57 Sun Apr 18
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Dandy, 2 words , Fuck Off Son, Id rather be a dinosaur than a fucking git.

normansmymate 9:57 Sun Apr 18
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Dandy, 2 words , Fuck Off Son, Id rather be a dinosaur than a fucking git.

Dandy Lyon 9:57 Sun Apr 18
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I don’t want to debate anything and I’m not denying the past as it seems is the present had scum bag racists in it.

Posting it on this thread doesn’t make it funny, or any less racist. Giving it the title ‘pre woke’ doesn’t make it funny, right or less racist.

It was base level racism written for base level racists back then and base level racist would still fine it funny.

Woke is a label that seems to be used as a derogatory term to by racist scum towards people who aren’t racist scum.

wd40 9:35 Sun Apr 18
Re: THE joke threads (part 5)
Joke thread keep politics away .


Please!

Mike Oxsaw 9:32 Sun Apr 18
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Dandy Lyon 9:25 Sun Apr 18

It's adult humour for adults who can understand and comprehend contemporary context. Denying the past will neither make it go away or teach us anything from it.

You want to debate this then the jokes thread is not the place.

Dandy Lyon 9:25 Sun Apr 18
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Pre woke?


You use woke as if it’s bad thing, then post a disgustingly racist link as of that was the good old days.

Pathetic dinosaur

Iron Duke 9:34 Sat Apr 17
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Do you know what boils my piss?

Hotel kettles

wd40 9:27 Sat Apr 17
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My lesbian cousin and her girlfriend bought me a Rolex for my birthday. Very generous of them, but it wasn't what l had in mind when they asked what l wanted for my birthday and l answered "l wanna watch".

Mike Oxsaw 5:43 Fri Apr 16
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Ted - I never actually watched that beyond the scenes in the ground before. I need new sides.

p.s. Kenny Lynch was one of my brother's best mates. Together they were a comedy act without peer - or respect for anyone.

ted fenton 1:42 Fri Apr 16
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Pre-Woke


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzFkLfubDpw

The Stoat 1:38 Fri Apr 16
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Young buffalo:
'Dad, what does it mean if I like cows and bulls'?
'Means you're Bi, son'

The Stoat 9:25 Wed Apr 14
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Three parrots are for sale at a pet shop for £250, £150 and £20.
A woman asks "why is that one so cheap ?" The shopkeeper replies "It used to live in a brothel and says some vulgar stuff."
The woman thinks its funny and buy's the parrot.
When the woman gets home the parrot says "blimey, a new brothel," and the woman laughs.
Next her two teenage daughters come home from work and the parrot says "blimey new hookers!" and they all laugh.
Finally the woman's husband arrives home and the parrot says ,
"Blimey Ted I haven't seen you for weeks !"

The Stoat 10:49 Tue Apr 13
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Marriage guidance counsellor; “What has brought you to this point, where you are not able to keep this marriage together?”

Husband; “In the six weeks we've been together, we haven't been able to agree on one thing.”

Wife; “Seven weeks.”

The Stoat 10:25 Mon Apr 12
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A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen
mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and
gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only
here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my
testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate
from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment
and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles
gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them,
Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says
very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen
very, very closely:
Are - my - test - results - back?"

ted fenton 9:50 Mon Apr 12
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Hahaha

These should make Dandy Lyon smile :-)

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