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young woody 11:28 Tue Dec 1
Christmas party stories.
I didn’t attend mine this year as already had plans but sounds like I missed an absolute classic.
Two girls in the office one that is married with a kid and one who has a boyfriend started getting on each other.
Started on the dance floor, then to the toilet and then on the coach home. We are not talking a little kiss, proper kissing and hands everywhere, sounds awesome.
Both mot bad looking in all!

Let’s hear your stories then?

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CHICKEN RUN MANIAC 1:50 Sun Dec 13
Re: Christmas party stories.
No stories about shagging the office temp on the photocopier? For shame.

bruuuno 3:54 Sat Dec 12
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Ricky 2:42 Sat Dec 12




Eh?

gank 3:38 Sat Dec 12
Re: Christmas party stories.
In one of my previous companies, the Christmas parties would end up as orgies, even the directors would be involved, shagging the helpdesk girls. I used to just turn up in my dinner suit and get pulled. Mr. Polite will vouch for the quality of bird there as he used to meet me for lunchtime drinks just to perv on them.

This year I got a train to Bill's Restaurant near Charing Cross for a modest meal at lunchtime, no booze, then got back on the train and went home!

monto 3:07 Sat Dec 12
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In Hornchurch last night and it was fucking shit.

Ricky 2:42 Sat Dec 12
Re: Christmas party stories.
Is everything you post made up Bruno?

joyo 2:34 Sat Dec 12
Re: Christmas party stories.
Aalborg as you slid under the table did you feel a prick?

bruuuno 2:19 Sat Dec 12
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Had mine last night. Sat on a fifty year old woman and made her cry and fucked a fat bird. IRONS

Aalborg Hammer 6:43 Wed Dec 2
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When I lived in Newbury,I got on the train at Paddington after the Christmas lunch ,opposite a very poor cross dresser ..a bloke in drag in a white latex mini dress a bad Cupid's Bow and very bad syrup ...I was about to move when a very large drunk swung into the aisle seat next to me (being an Inter City 125-it had a table)so I was trapped.This bloke had had a skin full and it looked like red wine because he'd honked all down his tie and smelled badly of wine ,pub and fags...to make matters worse he had a Burger King banquet as well.I had to put up with this glutton slurping his coke and munching away (and falling asleep against me) all the way to Reading where it was my first chance to get out...I had to ask 'Dick Emery' opposite to get out of his seat so I could slide out under the table and make good my escape-nightmare!

Aalborg Hammer 6:43 Wed Dec 2
Re: Christmas party stories.
When I lived in Newbury,I got on the train at Paddington after the Christmas lunch ,opposite a very poor cross dresser ..a bloke in drag in a white latex mini dress a bad Cupid's Bow and very bad syrup ...I was about to move when a very large drunk swung into the aisle seat next to me (being an Inter City 125-it had a table)so I was trapped.This bloke had had a skin full and it looked like red wine because he'd honked all down his tie and smelled badly of wine ,pub and fags...to make matters worse he had a Burger King banquet as well.I had to put up with this glutton slurping his coke and munching away (and falling asleep against me) all the way to Reading where it was my first chance to get out...I had to ask 'Dick Emery' opposite to get out of his seat so I could slide out under the table and make good my escape-nightmare!

Erith Jeff 12:01 Wed Dec 2
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ewho with ? is ray there

Erith Jeff 11:59 Wed Dec 2
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heowe me a heinsken i think ., might have been a sole yu know!! fs someone any1 coe windsor im outside right now im here with peter and whisky .

Erith Jeff 11:58 Wed Dec 2
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sportter iu there

Erith Jeff 11:10 Wed Dec 2
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fuckin ell mustve bumbed int o sportter or something last night . fuckd ya cunt i was off my rocket i swear i was onl y down the prince for a few tins n al proper messy one

young woody 11:07 Wed Dec 2
Re: Christmas party stories.
As you do.

flyingV 10:59 Wed Dec 2
Re: Christmas party stories.
Just got back from mine. 3 days in Miami.

Bit jet lagged if I'm honest.

yngwies Cat 9:38 Wed Dec 2
Re: Christmas party stories.
Getting into a Spot bother with other half or the Any Winehouse tribute act hired for our bash. He overhead my mate saying she looked like a bloke. Fuckin funny, he was fumming.

claret on my shirt 11:19 Tue Dec 1
Re: Christmas party stories.
collyrob 8:45 Tue Dec 1

I bet there is one bird in company and you probably work in Norwich so she's probably only got one eye or two heads :)

Sxboy_66 9:57 Tue Dec 1
Re: Christmas party stories.
I used to enjoy Christmas parties. They usually involved getting shit-faced and silly, waking up with some random bint in a random location and having only a vague recollection of what had gone on to get to that point.

Now I'm the boss, so not only do I have to pay for other people to enjoy doing the things I used to indulge in, I also have to behave myself so that I don't leave myself open to potentially damaging and expensive allegations.

Responsibility is a cunt. Bah, humbug!

Mart O 9:49 Tue Dec 1
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collyrob 8:45 Tue Dec 1

Dear oh dear. Just fucking BANG her...

collyrob 9:09 Tue Dec 1
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I'm not here to tell lies baby.

riosleftsock 8:50 Tue Dec 1
Re: Christmas party stories.
"I was just wearing the head off her in the jacks"

Is this some sort of BOGslang?

Spudwogs.

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