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Bullet 4:34 Sat Feb 20
EU Referendum 23rd June 2016 declares Cameron
BBC
Britain will vote on whether to remain in the EU on Thursday 23 June, Prime Minister David Cameron has said.
The prime minister made his historic announcement in Downing Street after briefing the cabinet.
He said he would be campaigning to remain in a reformed EU - and described the vote as one of the biggest decisions "in our lifetimes".
Ministers immediately divide

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BRANDED 12:36 Sat Oct 20
Re: EU Referendum 23rd June 2016 declares Cameron
LEAVER: I want an omelette.

REMAINER: Right. It’s just we haven’t got any eggs.

LEAVER: Yes, we have. There they are. [HE POINTS AT A CAKE]

REMAINER: They’re in the cake.

LEAVER: Yes, get them out of the cake, please.

REMAINER: But we voted in 1974 to put them into a cake.

LEAVER: Yes, but that cake has got icing on it. Nobody said there was going to be icing on it.

REMAINER: Icing is good.

LEAVER: And there are raisins in it. I don’t like raisins. Nobody mentioned raisins. I demand another vote.

DAVID CAMERON ENTERS.

DAVID CAMERON: OK.

DAVID CAMERON SCARPERS.

LEAVER: Right, where’s my omelette?

REMAINER: I told you, the eggs are in the cake.

LEAVER: Well, get them out.

EU: It’s our cake.

JEREMY CORBYN: Yes, get them out now.

REMAINER: I have absolutely no idea how to get them out. Don’t you know how to get them out?

LEAVER: Yes! You just get them out and then you make an omelette.

REMAINER: But how?! Didn’t you give this any thought?

LEAVER: Saboteur! You’re talking eggs down. We could make omelettes before the eggs went into the cake, so there’s no reason why we can’t make them now.

THERESA MAY: It’s OK, I can do it.

REMAINER: How?

THERESA MAY: There was a vote to remove the eggs from the cake, and so the eggs will be removed from the cake.

REMAINER: Yeah, but…

LEAVER: Hang on, if we take the eggs out of the cake, does that mean we don’t have any cake? I didn’t say I didn’t want the cake, just the bits I don’t like.

EU: It’s our cake.

REMAINER: But you can’t take the eggs out of the cake and then still have a cake.

LEAVER: You can. I saw the latest Bake Off and you can definitely make cakes without eggs in them. It’s just that they’re horrible.

REMAINER: Fine. Take the eggs out. See what happens.

LEAVER: It’s not my responsibility to take the eggs out. Get on with it.

REMAINER: Why should I have to come up with some long-winded incredibly difficult chemical process to extract eggs that have bonded at the molecular level to the cake, while somehow still having the cake?

LEAVER: You lost, get over it.

THERESA MAY: By the way, I’ve started the clock on this.

REMAINER: So I assume you have a plan?

THERESA MAY: Actually, back in a bit. Just having another election.

REMAINER: Jeremy, are you going to sort this out?

JEREMY CORBYN: Yes. No. Maybe.

EU: It’s our cake.

LEAVER: Where’s my omelette? I voted for an omelette.

REMAINER: This is ridiculous. This is never going to work. We should have another vote, or at least stop what we’re doing until we know how to get the eggs out of the cake while keeping the bits of the cake that we all like.

LEAVER/MAY/CORBYN: WE HAD A VOTE. STOP SABOTAGING THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE. EGGSIT MEANS EGGSIT.

REMAINER: Fine, I’m moving to France. The cakes are nicer there.

LEAVER: You can’t. We’ve taken your freedom of movement.

Gavros 11:49 Fri Oct 19
Re: EU Referendum 23rd June 2016 declares Cameron
You're the confused one I'm afraid my fudge packing friend.

How do you think they're going to do a trade deal within a few hours of discussing it? The EU Singapore one just signed is about a foots worth of legal text. The only way you get what was said is if you C&P it and the only way you can do that is by staying within the EEA.

Side of Ham 11:39 Fri Oct 19
Re: EU Referendum 23rd June 2016 declares Cameron
Erm no it doesn't, isn't there anyone in your own country of residence you can obsess on? As this has fuck all to do with you seeing as you didn't get the vote.

Hammer and Pickle 11:29 Fri Oct 19
Re: EU Referendum 23rd June 2016 declares Cameron
The more you extremist nujobs fetishise no deal Brexit, the more possible no Brexit at all becomes.

After8 11:22 Fri Oct 19
Re: EU Referendum 23rd June 2016 declares Cameron
Not at all gavros. You seem rather obsessed with the EEA. It's like a sickness. It won't happen. It is not the end game.

Now as I said before if May had proposed a 5 year EFTA membership with Lichtenstein freedom of movement control while a long term trade deal was put in place, she may have got that through, especially if it was in the manifesto.

But she didn't. She promised a clean break. She promised no CU or SM membership. As did labour.

It is fantasy, indeed childish student politics to think that the UK will now join the EEA as the final deal proposal.

And in the past 24 hours you've really shown yourself up. You 1st trumpet the EU Singapore trade deal as a reason to stay and when it's pointed out to you that the UK wants a deal with all of ASEAN, you try and move the goalposts.

You also haven't been able to address the 5 inconsistencies I listed out. Probably because you don't actually understand them or have a grasp on European affairs really.

Side of Ham 11:15 Fri Oct 19
Re: EU Referendum 23rd June 2016 declares Cameron
You been on the Hackney fumes again Gavlar? as you are coming across as a bigger twat than usual.

Gavros 11:12 Fri Oct 19
Re: EU Referendum 23rd June 2016 declares Cameron
That's because Singapore will cut and paste the EU one to ours.

But maybe he's dropping a big hint, because the only way that can be done is if the UK stays in - DAH DAH DAH - the EEA.

Muhahahaha!!!!!

Crassus 10:06 Fri Oct 19
Re: EU Referendum 23rd June 2016 declares Cameron
Don Ravioli 1:15 Fri Oct 19

Yep, and then that cunt Merkel invited another 1m in

That and the way they took liberties with Cameron sealed the fate of the referendum

Hammer and Pickle 10:01 Fri Oct 19
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I love a monologuing Tory party minion.

After8 9:59 Fri Oct 19
Re: EU Referendum 23rd June 2016 declares Cameron
And gavros did you hear the Singapore PM on radio 4 today? He said we would do a trade deal the day after transition ends.

After8 9:58 Fri Oct 19
Re: EU Referendum 23rd June 2016 declares Cameron
And gavros did you here the Singapore PM on radio 4 today?

After8 9:56 Fri Oct 19
Re: EU Referendum 23rd June 2016 declares Cameron
Yet the EU rejected chequers gavros so by your own standards, they should have accepted then?

Where's the hard border between Greenland and Denmark?

Lee Trundle 6:03 Fri Oct 19
Re: EU Referendum 23rd June 2016 declares Cameron
I'll remember him for being critical of Facebook's tax contributions in the UK.

, 5:52 Fri Oct 19
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I will remember him for the rise in Uni fees and failing to persuade voters to adopt a real representative democratic system to Westminster.

I am sure Clegg looks fondly upon Farage for being the reason the Libdems sort of shared power with the conservatives 2010/15.

zebthecat 5:49 Fri Oct 19
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SurfaceAgentX2Zero 5:46 Fri Oct 19

Thanks for image *retches*

SurfaceAgentX2Zero 5:46 Fri Oct 19
Re: EU Referendum 23rd June 2016 declares Cameron
Really?

I think most people will remember him for be rogered repeatedly up the arse by Nigel farage.

Gavros 5:44 Fri Oct 19
Re: EU Referendum 23rd June 2016 declares Cameron
Nick "I once managed to look half decent between a pair of cunts" Clegg

Mike Oxsaw 5:39 Fri Oct 19
Re: EU Referendum 23rd June 2016 declares Cameron
A match made in heaven.

A politician that managed to keep his party's hopes, aims and unofficial slogan ("Bugger All") out of the media's glaze for so long will be ideal for that twitchy-curtain company.

BRANDED 4:51 Fri Oct 19
Re: EU Referendum 23rd June 2016 declares Cameron
Facebook hires former deputy PM Sir Nick Clegg

Facebook has hired former deputy prime minister Sir Nick Clegg as head of its global affairs and communications team.
The 51-year-old politician was leader of the Liberal Democrats and formed a coalition government with David Cameron and the Conservatives in 2010.
Facebook has faced intense scrutiny and the threat of government regulation following the Cambridge Analytica data scandal and alleged election meddling.
Several prominent executives have left the company in the last year.
Sir Nick's new job title will be vice-president of global affairs and communications at Facebook.
He will start work on Monday and will spend a week at the company's Menlo Park headquarters, before moving to California permanently in the new year.

BRANDED 4:45 Fri Oct 19
Re: EU Referendum 23rd June 2016 declares Cameron
Governments are pretty fucking hopeless at administering this kind of thing. They love it with no work to do. They can get on with buggering each other and going to Climate Change parties on the other side of the World.

New Jersey 4:43 Fri Oct 19
Re: EU Referendum 23rd June 2016 declares Cameron
Gavros - I would make it at least three years, 90 days isn't long enough.

I would, however,do what the Aussies do, if you went back and hadn't made any claims, you could have your tax back or something similar!

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