Mr Anon 9:16 Wed Jun 29
New Payet chant
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Now that literally every has jumped on it, time to cut it loose and think of something different!
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Long Lost
8:41 Wed Jul 6
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You don't get more fucking French than Frere Jacques
Dimi Payet Dimi Payet
Slaven's man Slaven's man
All the goals he's scoring All the goals he's scoring
Better than Zidane Better than Zidane
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joe blob
9:44 Tue Jul 5
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Tune Two Lovely Black Eyes
Dimitri Payet is great
Dimitri Payet is great
Next to him Ozil is strictly third rate
Dimitri Payet is great
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Swiss.
6:17 Tue Jul 5
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He's more than human
Coz he's from Reunion
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Snatch Pasty
3:39 Tue Jul 5
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Could get all homely for him -
Vous anon Payet,
Dimitri Payet
Je ne pense pas que vous comprenez
Il est l'homme de super- Slav
Il est meilleur que Zidane
Nous avons Dimitri Payet
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Mike Oxsaw
2:10 Tue Jul 5
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Payet's better
Dimitri boy, is better
Payet's better,
Better than Zidane
We don't need no washed up Swede,
Old Zlatan's a wimpy weed,
We don't need no German bore
'cos we've a Frenchman who can score
Payet's better
Dimitri boy, is better
Payet's better,
Better than Zidane
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Lily Hammer
11:54 Tue Jul 5
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Chanson D'Amour by Manhatten Transfer
That's the melody, just need to find the right words. This would be and feel excellent to belt out at the top of your lungs.
Here are the normal lyrics, which could well work exactly as they are.
Chanson d'amour, ra da da da da, play encore
Here in my heart, ra da da da da, more and more
Chanson d'amour, ra da da da da, je t'adore
Each time I hear, ra da da da da, chanson, chanson, d'amour
Ra da da da da
Ra da da da da
Chanson d'amour, ra da da da da, je t'adore
Each time I hear, ra da da da da, chanson, chanson, d'amour
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Far Cough
11:18 Mon Jul 4
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Charles Trenet - La Mer is the theme to ITV Euros
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PMA Hammer
11:14 Mon Jul 4
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To the tune La Mer / Beyond the Sea
Payet
Outside the D
Payet
Score one for me
We are your fans from West Ham lands
We'll watch your free kicks, that go sailing in
Payet
Inside the D
Payet scoring for free
Let the ball fly like bubbles high
And the love in our hearts
You'll be gaining
Bit gay, lyrics need work, but it's a classic French love song.
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HairyHammer
10:58 Mon Jul 4
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I have already discussed this the man is french the most famous French Song bar none is je ne regrette rien by Edith piaff It may sound boring but this will get his pecker up.
Ohhhhhh Dimitri Payettt, Ohhhhh Ohhhh dimitri payet
Your the one, you bring the sun This must be love
And we cant get enough,
I have more Lyrics but why the fuck I bother I have no idea no one will take the slightest bit of notice.
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Saul Bollox
10:39 Mon Jul 4
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Will UEFA be investigating Iceland fans for their racist monkey chants which upset all of our black players and led to them playing like a bunch of stiffs.
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Your mum
10:32 Mon Jul 4
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Payet needs something adopted from a French song, he'd love that..
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Helmut Shown
8:54 Mon Jul 4
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How about when Anthony Taylor is the ref we do the Icelandic chant but replace the woo with cunt
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D Scully (eire)
2:09 Thu Jun 30
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He's west ham til he dies, hes west ham til he dies,
And if he leaves Dave gold will put a bullet in his eyes
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Jam rock Ammer
11:03 Thu Jun 30
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Love the Iceland war chant we should adopt something along those lines!
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Dr Matt
10:46 Thu Jun 30
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Do the Iceland clap thing every time he has a corner or free kick.
And also...
Payet's on fire - your defence is terrified!
He's one of our own, he's one of our own! Dimitri Payet, he's one of our own!
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Manip
10:42 Thu Jun 30
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Burgers and Chips
Burgers and Chips
I like Burgers and Chips
Not as much as Payet's free kicks though.
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violator
10:23 Thu Jun 30
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Nous avon Payet? Or something like that.
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D Scully (eire)
10:05 Thu Jun 30
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Celtic about 5 year ago "don't sell Mccourt"
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w4hammer
9:54 Thu Jun 30
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man city start two years or so back with..
"dont sell joe hart .."
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Chip Shop Charlie
9:41 Thu Jun 30
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Silver:
That'd probably work. No-one can understand what either of them are saying either.
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