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Alfs 7:09 Sun Jan 1
The missus goiing through the menopause
Somebody do me a favour and shoot me.

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Fifth Column 9:57 Thu Jan 5
Re: The missus goiing through the menopause
My Mrs is always like this and she's not menopausal

Darby_ 4:37 Thu Jan 5
Re: The missus goiing through the menopause
Women are wonderful. It's marriage that's terrible.

stomper 2:24 Thu Jan 5
Re: The missus goiing through the menopause
"Nurse Ratched 9:01 Mon Jan 2
Re: The missus goiing through the menopause
Men don't really like women that much, do they."

If you working sample is the guys on this board you may get a warped view.
I'm very fond of women generally

icwhs 1:43 Thu Jan 5
Re: The missus goiing through the menopause
Shoot you ?

Must be better to shoot her and get a younger Mrs

Lertie Button 7:44 Wed Jan 4
Re: The missus goiing through the menopause
As the wife said to me the other day "stop being so dogmatic and do exactly what I fucking tell you."

Aalborg Hammer 1:03 Wed Jan 4
Re: The missus goiing through the menopause
"Why does it take 5 menopausal women to change a light bulb?"
"Cos it fuckin' DOES !! OK???"

gank 12:55 Wed Jan 4
Re: The missus goiing through the menopause
Suggest she takes up a new hobby. Juggling, perhaps.

J.Riddle 11:16 Mon Jan 2
Re: The missus goiing through the menopause
Good question, look out for rose scented creams and potions rather than left over wedding cake would be my guess?

orwells tragedy 10:33 Mon Jan 2
Re: The missus goiing through the menopause
J.Riddle 10:01 Mon Jan 2

"Keep an eye out for vag dryness"

If you've been married for long enough, how you going to know?

Lertie Button 10:15 Mon Jan 2
Re: The missus goiing through the menopause
Let me just clarify that Mrs Button isn't the nightmare but struggling with maintaining a normal relationship is and she would be the first to agreed.

J.Riddle 10:01 Mon Jan 2
Re: The missus goiing through the menopause
Keep an eye out for vag dryness, she will be buggered if she gets that :-)

bruuuno 9:58 Mon Jan 2
Re: The missus goiing through the menopause
Get a room

Nurse Ratched 9:56 Mon Jan 2
Re: The missus goiing through the menopause
We did indeed. You asked me politely to stop, and I did. Then you started being frightfully rude about Brexiters. Behold my revenge.


(Yeah, you're right, I forgot. Sorry, I'll knock it on the head)

Vexed 9:53 Mon Jan 2
Re: The missus goiing through the menopause
I thought we spoke about your unnecessary use of asterisks? Desist.

Nurse Ratched 9:44 Mon Jan 2
Re: The missus goiing through the menopause
Both, I suppose.

Knowing my luck and track record, my sex robot would chuck a kettle of water over his motherboard to avoid getting jiggy with me. Or I'd end up with C3PO.

Darlo Debs 9:39 Mon Jan 2
Re: The missus goiing through the menopause
To replace us or the men Nurse?

Nurse Ratched 9:33 Mon Jan 2
Re: The missus goiing through the menopause
You should hear what *I've* been called over the last 48 hours. Mrs Button is a lucky woman in comparison.

I wish the Japs (it'll definitely be the Japs) would get a move on with those realistic sex robots we've been promised.

Lertie Button 9:22 Mon Jan 2
Re: The missus goiing through the menopause
On balance I definitely like women a lot more than men but fuck me at times it ain't easy, that's all, and we've been together for 37 years.

Nurse Ratched 9:01 Mon Jan 2
Re: The missus goiing through the menopause
Men don't really like women that much, do they.

Be honest.

happygilmore 9:00 Mon Jan 2
Re: The missus goiing through the menopause
her and Mike Dean.

Lertie Button 8:53 Mon Jan 2
Re: The missus goiing through the menopause
A fucking nightmare, but there are some bright spots :

Her friends are going through the same so when she comes back from a coffee the hatred she has for her BFF is truely inspiring, a menopausal woman must always have the last word.
Sense of smell seems to have gone so doesn't notice when I drink.
So wrapped up in herself, doesn't realise when I'm totally off my face.
That aside just know where the sharp knives are at any time.

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