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Tomshardware 10:52 Fri Feb 10
Do you have a bidet in your bathroom?
Shame that more properties don't have them installed as standard. Sometimes have to shower again if it's a messy poo.

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strong dreams 12:13 Sat Feb 11
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4th June 1944?

costahammer 9:42 Sat Feb 11
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Ripped all mine out ...pointless things.. just take up space !

Westham67 7:02 Sat Feb 11
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Bum Gun

Saul Bollox 4:01 Sat Feb 11
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""""Erm, yes, we have one in the main bathroom, and wouldn't be without it..........

See the zoltaneering there?

neilalex 1:36 Sat Feb 11
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Surely these things are very rare? I can't remember the last time I've seen one outside of a hotel. I've never actually used one ever. Rendered redundant by quilted paper?

Crassus 1:32 Sat Feb 11
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It;s a mark of poor personal organisation if a bloke cant take a shower post dump

Up, large mug of Rosie, walk with hounds in the garden and a smoke

Back in for the correct chronological ablutting - job done, as it were

And yes we do have the bidet facility but I consider that as the females domain for correct gusset maintenance rather than an anal jet wash for us blokes

VirginiaHam 11:25 Fri Feb 10
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Far Cough 8:41 Fri Feb 10

Twice a week? Fuck me, 3 times a day here.......mind you, my diet consists of curries, chili, thai stir firies, a few beers and salad when I go out to eat.

Charoo 10:44 Fri Feb 10
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Clean break, 9 sheets for arse, 3 knob wipes and the jobs a Goodun.

COOL HAND LUKE 10:37 Fri Feb 10
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Bidet? WTF?

"You snobs! You stupid, stuck up, toffee-nosed, half-witted, upper class piles of... pus!"

Ha!

Erm, yes, we have one in the main bathroom, and wouldn't be without it. Some say they're a waste of time and space, but we always miss it when we stay elsewhere.

Cheezey Bell-End 9:31 Fri Feb 10
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One of the things I miss when I come back from Thailand is the thumb operated hose next to the toilet. Paper seems so primitive after. I saw them in Vietnam as well. But for some reason, they were on the left and left hand arse blasting seemed weird.

bruuuno 9:27 Fri Feb 10
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But doesn't the shit then just get sprayed off your arse and onto your thigh/hand/sleeve?

SecondOpinion 9:13 Fri Feb 10
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How to Douche

Prepare an empty (and rinsed) bottle of Fairy liquid
Fill with warm water
Have a shit, wipe your arse
Shove the Fairy liquid bottle up your arse, squeeze and let the shit run out.

* Repeat several times if required.
* If you find bubbles coming out of your arse during the douche, do not be alarmed. You haven't rinsed the bottle thoroughly.

Far Cough 9:12 Fri Feb 10
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Of course, don't we all?

ozeki 9:08 Fri Feb 10
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Haven"t got a separate bidet but got a spray jet built into the toilet that's connected to a pump great for washing your hair

ammerman 9:00 Fri Feb 10
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FUCKING HELL SECOND I JUST LAUGHED MY ARSE OFF AT THAT COMMENT CHEERS MATE

SecondOpinion 8:53 Fri Feb 10
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You shit out of a window?

Far Cough 8:41 Fri Feb 10
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I only shit twice a week, max three times, of course that goes out of the window if I pick up a dodgy ruby

Vexed 8:37 Fri Feb 10
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They're pretty unhygienic which is why they love them in Europe.

If you shit more than once a day you have problems, that's a definite issue. Plus it must be quite inconvenient.

cornish 8:19 Fri Feb 10
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No .ain't a foreigner.

Redeye 8:14 Fri Feb 10
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Loo roll #

Redeye 8:12 Fri Feb 10
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Looking roll gets you clean enough surely.
Not eating your dinner off it are you.

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