Lato 11:13 Wed Mar 1
Just turned over my West Ham calendar
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Got to look at Payet for a month
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Russ of the BML
5:43 Thu Mar 2
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Have you tried wiping your knob across the days?
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Lato
2:30 Thu Mar 2
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goose
It was a Christmas present from my daughter.
I think I'll paste Clyde Best's (proper Hammer) boat over Payet's
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Swans Of Never
2:18 Thu Mar 2
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When Defoe handed in that transfer request after we went down I just cut his face out of each picture he was in. September if my memory serves me correctly.
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pdbis
1:23 Thu Mar 2
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Who?
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goose
1:01 Thu Mar 2
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who buys a fucking calendar?
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Grumpster
12:32 Thu Mar 2
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Fuck knows why, but I've never ever owned a calendar.
Probably explains why I'm bloody useless with dates.
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gph
12:14 Thu Mar 2
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Just re-use February, and declare the three days that won't fit in to be holidays.
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Northern Sold
12:08 Thu Mar 2
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Just stick a photo of lumpy ol' Kelly Brook and her wonky eyes on that page instead....
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Dr Moose
12:03 Thu Mar 2
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Get one of those aceed smiley faces and put it over his.
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Sniper
11:56 Thu Mar 2
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Simon
Yeah she'll offer a special trade in deal with them and then a week later the same item will be reduced to the same value as the trade but for everyone
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Gloucester Iron
10:33 Thu Mar 2
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As I recall, they used to produce a legends calendar which was always better value as none of them could actually fuck off half way through the calendar year...
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Capitol Man
4:50 Thu Mar 2
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Probably should have read down a bit to the sticker comment.
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Capitol Man
4:49 Thu Mar 2
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Cut out a picture of Snodgrass and put it over his face.
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Grumpster
3:03 Thu Mar 2
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Took his goal beautifully in another loss you forgot to add.
Fat cunt.
Payet that is ;o)
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PlaistowIron
1:45 Thu Mar 2
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Took his goal beautifully tonight
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gph
11:48 Wed Mar 1
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Do they really have to stick a warning on these things?
"Players may get transferred - thank your lucky stars it wasn't to Tottenham Hotspur*"
*Unless it is
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simon.s
11:38 Wed Mar 1
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And think of his poor wife.
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riosleftsock
11:21 Wed Mar 1
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Darts.
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ornchurch ammer
11:20 Wed Mar 1
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Surely the club can offer a free Snodgrass sticker that can be stuck over Payet?
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simon.s
11:15 Wed Mar 1
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Brady not offering refunds on these??
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Mart O
11:15 Wed Mar 1
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Wipe your arse with it,
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