WHO Poll
Q: 2017/18 Carabao Cup Spurs (a)
a. It's Wembley we have a decent record on the hallowed turf a& all we need is another Maiga, win
16%
  
b. There's no draws in this comp so what chance do we have, lose
26%
  
c. Forget the game, we'll always be a laughing stock while those idiots in the Boardroom still own the Club, SELL SELL SELL
46%
  
d. How great is this another game live on the box, so it's back down the Pub full kit on and roaring the boys onto another win, cut me and I bleed claret & blue
12%
  



mashed in maryland 12:54 Wed Apr 26
Songs about today's events (getting raided by HMRC)
We don't pay tax
We don't pay tax
We don't pay tax, We don't pay tax
We don't pay tax
(Repeat)

(To the tune of "we're going abroad/you're fucking shit)

Any more?

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fred flinstone 12:59 Sat Apr 29
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Northern Sold 11:06 Thu Apr 27
Re: Songs about today's events (getting raided by HMRC)

That's quality Sold

SilverSurfer 3:42 Fri Apr 28
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The Stoat
1st 4 lines, spot on.


then it all went a bit pants.

Stranded 11:16 Thu Apr 27
Re: Songs about today's events (getting raided by HMRC)
With apologies to Lonnie Donegan

Now here's a little story
To tell it is a must
About an unsung hero
A man that you can trust
Some people make a fortune
Other's earn a mint
My old man he earns so much
We’ve never ever been skint

Oh, my old man’s the Chairman
He nicked a Russian’s hat
He wears Action Man trousers
I’ve never been in a council flat

He looks a proper narner
In his great big stack heeled boots
He's got such a job to pull em up
He stops to have a toot

Now one day while in a hurry
He did commit a sin
He remembered all about monies out
But he forget about monies in
'What game do you think you're playing?’
He heard the taxman cry
’It’s in the post, a day at the most,
now would I bleedin’ lie!’

Oh, my old man’s the Chairman
He nicked a Russian’s hat
He wears Action Man trousers
I’ve never been in a council flat

I say, I say, I say
I 'er...I found a police dog in my dad’s filing cabinet
‘How do you know he was a police dog?’
He had a policeman with him!

Ohhhhhh, my old man’s the Chairman
He nicked a Russian’s hat
He wears Action Man trousers
I’ve never been in a council flat

Saul Bollox 10:17 Thu Apr 27
Re: Songs about today's events (getting raided by HMRC)
The taxman's taking all our dough
Left us in our stately homes
Lazing on a Sunday afternoon

Gazza_AZ 10:10 Thu Apr 27
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Leeches leave our Quids alone

Thats a classic Mike - Ill steal that one if I may

yngwies Cat 6:37 Thu Apr 27
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Nicked from Pop Bitch

No Income Tax, No VAT
We Spent it all on Lanzini

Northern Sold 11:06 Thu Apr 27
Re: Songs about today's events (getting raided by HMRC)
MATE just sent me this... very good I thought....



No income tax, no VAT
No money back to HMRC
Black or white, rich or poor
Signed on a free, by the board!

God bless our hooky club, long live our hooky club.

Stick a Payet in me pocket,
I'll fetch the striker from the van.
Cos if you want the best 'sub,
But you don't ask questions,
Then brother, we're your club,

Cos where the money all goes to is a mystery,
It's like the changin' of the grounds,
And the price of a tea.
But here's the one thing that's takin the mick,

Why do only true Hammers fans have to sit?

La-la-la-la-lah
La-lala-la
La-la-la-la-lah
La-lala-la.

Northern Sold 9:39 Wed Apr 26
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mashed..... you have the imagination of a retarded gnat.... no wonder the songs on the terraces are so shit now.... you certainly ain't no Bubbles.... that's for fucking sure...

Johnson 9:12 Wed Apr 26
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Sold0's is my favourite.

yngwies Cat 8:30 Wed Apr 26
Re: Songs about today's events (getting raided by HMRC)
These are quite funny. I quite like Lilly's.

The Stoat 8:25 Wed Apr 26
Re: Songs about today's events (getting raided by HMRC)
If you support West Ham, I'll tax the pitch
If youre a Baroness, I'll tax the bitch
If youre David Gold, youre much too old
If youre Sullivan youre much to bold

Don't ask me what I want it for
If you don't want to pay some more
'Cause I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman

Darlo Debs 6:05 Wed Apr 26
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Dirty Cash?

Mike Oxsaw 5:38 Wed Apr 26
Re: Songs about today's events (getting raided by HMRC)
We're an East End Corporation
We keep all our hard eared dough
Spivs like us don't need no classroom
Leeches leave out quids alone
Hey! Leeches! Leave our quids alone!
All in all you're just a mug - so we keep it all.
All in all you're just a mug - so we keep it all.

Hammers1993 5:17 Wed Apr 26
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No Income Tax, No VAT.....
No Right Back signed, I guarantee.

Lily Hammer 4:08 Wed Apr 26
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Who's that hiding all the wonga?
Who's that cooking all the books?
It's the wankers called McKay!
And Olympic of Marseille!
And now they're fucked because the taxman's had a look!

B6NY B 4:04 Wed Apr 26
Re: Songs about today's events (getting raided by HMRC)
If Stoke had any savvy on Saturday...

'They're coming for you

They're coming for youuuuu

HMRC, They're coming for you'

mashed in maryland 4:02 Wed Apr 26
Re: Songs about today's events (getting raided by HMRC)
Go and take the dog for a walk soldo.

Northern Sold 3:54 Wed Apr 26
Re: Songs about today's events (getting raided by HMRC)
Can we close this thread down as I think Gav-BOAT might find it all too upsetting....


Oh and...

No Income Tax... No VAT...
No Season ticket refund back ... no guarantee...
Claret and Blue... the London stadium is poo...
Trevor Brooking Tracksuits.... Stratford-ford-ford-ford

God bless... crooked Brady... viva Crooked Sulli... Long live Crooked Goldo... say magnifique... crooked street

mashed in maryland 3:42 Wed Apr 26
Re: Songs about today's events (getting raided by HMRC)
We don't pay no tax
We don't pay no taaaaax
We're west ham united
We don't pay no tax

Johnson 2:48 Wed Apr 26
Re: Songs about today's events (getting raided by HMRC)
That's excellent work to be fair Stoat.

The Stoat 2:19 Wed Apr 26
Re: Songs about today's events (getting raided by HMRC)
Sulli there's a place you can go
I said Sulli when you're short on your dough
It's called prison and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time

It's fun to work for the HMRC
It's fun to work for the HMRC

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