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stoneman 8:58 Thu Apr 27
I brought Palace tickets from a paedophile!
So my 2 Dutch colleagues wanted to watch a Premier league match this Saturday but sadly we were not at home so I thought I'd get them Palace tickets.

I joined their fans forum pretending to be a Palace fan and asked if anyone had 2 tickets for sale.

Up pops a guy who says he has 2 in the Holmesdale stand, £30 each so happy days.

I pay by bank transfer and think that's it. Come this week no tickets so I start to panic and then I find out that the guy I brought them from got sentenced to 6 years on March 31st for being a paedophile, that might explain why he hasn't answered my messages!

So I have given a Paedo £60 but even worse is that I didn't even get the tickets 😂😂😂😂

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Leonard Hatred 10:58 Sat Apr 29
Re: I brought Palace tickets from a paedophile!
Make sure they see this thread

stoneman 10:57 Sat Apr 29
Re: I brought Palace tickets from a paedophile!
They got in 👍

Had a great time, fabulous atmosphere but shame about the result.

They don't know the anguish I have suffered to get those fucking tickets! I paid money to a paedophile and got put on an Ultras death list.

mallard 10:35 Sat Apr 29
Re: I brought Palace tickets from a paedophile!
I hope your Dutch mates got in and waded into them all

stoneman 10:13 Sat Apr 29
Re: I brought Palace tickets from a paedophile!
I've just texted them to find out, I fucking hope so!

Leonard Hatred 9:32 Sat Apr 29
Re: I brought Palace tickets from a paedophile!
So did they get in or not?

Nurse Ratched 9:14 Sat Apr 29
Re: I brought Palace tickets from a paedophile!
Willswish

My favourite thread, that.

stoneman 9:07 Sat Apr 29
Re: I brought Palace tickets from a paedophile!
Glad they lost, pieces of fucking shit.

stoneman 12:27 Sat Apr 29
Re: I brought Palace tickets from a paedophile!
What a fucking pathetic club they would be if they didn't let these 2 guys into the game? They have no allegiances to any English club and just wanted to see a Premier match in London.

I'm hoping that the club is less petty than the supporters!

It's not as though I have gone on their forum and caused trouble, I just wanted 2 tickets.

Bloody paedophiles fault for not organising the tickets for me before he got banged up.

Darby_ 11:38 Sat Apr 29
Re: I brought Palace tickets from a paedophile!
They might not get in, Stoneman. I checked the Palace forum and before they'd deleted your threads, one of the posters said that he'd informed the club that you were a West Ham fan.

, 11:09 Sat Apr 29
Re: I brought Palace tickets from a paedophile!
On this Board it's the best thread title this century.

panamahat 10:46 Sat Apr 29
Re: I brought Palace tickets from a paedophile!
Palarse you say , same ones that used to give us their Holmesdale
each time I went there .

stoneman 10:46 Sat Apr 29
Re: I brought Palace tickets from a paedophile!
Good luck to my Dutch colleagues at the Palace game today, a number of posters on the forum have threatened to beat the shit out of them and then track me down and do the same to me.

Lovely bunch those ultras.

I'm not going to tell my colleagues, I reckon they'll just think it's normal for an English match. It's West Ham's fault for not having a game at home today.

joey5000 6:45 Sat Apr 29
Re: I brought Palace tickets from a paedophile!
I was wondering why Milhouse hadn't posted in a while - I didn't think he'd become a Palace fan.

willswishwellingtons 3:03 Sat Apr 29
Re: I brought Palace tickets from a paedophile!
Reminds me of the 'can I borrow a kid for the Ipswich game' thread, WHO Gold.

gank 1:30 Sat Apr 29
Re: I brought Palace tickets from a paedophile!
I can't stop reading this, such a weird tale!

stoneman 5:51 Fri Apr 28
Re: I brought Palace tickets from a paedophile!
They will be fine, they are both over 6ft 4in and are Ajax season ticket holders so they know how to look after themselves.

Side of Ham 5:47 Fri Apr 28
Re: I brought Palace tickets from a paedophile!
Let them know Palace fans to be called Nigels, that should keep them out of harms way.

Wanstead-BML 5:24 Fri Apr 28
Re: I brought Palace tickets from a paedophile!
Hahaha

stoneman 4:06 Fri Apr 28
Re: I brought Palace tickets from a paedophile!
It won't be me sitting there but 2 Dutchmen! 😄

They did ask to experience an English match so what better way to experience it than having the shit kicked out of them!

mashed in maryland 4:03 Fri Apr 28
Re: I brought Palace tickets from a paedophile!
Imagine a group of nonce hunters got wind of where a paedo was sitting and turned up and thought you were him.

goose 4:00 Fri Apr 28
Re: I brought Palace tickets from a paedophile!
a shit storm of flasks & superman lunch boxes. tread carefully.

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