WHO Poll
Q: 2017/18 Brighton (h)
a. If e can stop being the masters of our own downfall we should take 3 points, win
76%
  
b. We seem too flaky at the moment and don't expect an easy game, draw
9%
  
c. We can't put teams away and have a soft underbelly, lose
8%
  
d. Did you know that Eurovision 1974 was held in Brighton and launched ABBA onto the world stage with Waterloo
5%
  
e. I love Friday Night Football, it gives me the chance to show everyone down the local just how big a West Ham nut I am, hat, scarf, shirt, you name it I'll be wearing it
3%
  



dicksie3 12:22 Sat May 6
Well... Well... Well...
"GREEN ASTRO-TURF...

UNSIGHTLY GAPS BETWEEN STANDS...

BREEZE BLOCKS AND CABLE TIES...

AWFUL STADIUM WRAP...

CRAP LEAKY CUNT ROOF...

NO ATMOSPHERE...

PLASTIC SOULLESS PASHIONLESS CUNT BOWL...

WHAT AN ABSOLUTE SHIT-HOLE... WE'RE GONNA DIE AS A CLUB AT THIS PLACE..."

WELL... WELL... FUCKING WELL...

*MASSIVE, MASSIVE WANKER SIGN*

*LOGS-OFF AGAIN*

Replies - Newest Posts First (Show In Chronological Order)

Far Cough 6:19 Sat May 6
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Bulphan is Spurs

FACT

On The Ball 5:40 Sat May 6
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Can you be 'proper' West Ham and a Bondholder?

Gavros 5:39 Sat May 6
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One Mac was washing his hair.

RM10 5:25 Sat May 6
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no action last night Bulph?

Gavros 4:50 Sat May 6
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Bulph is much like all the other juniors who think that is he oroves hes anti OS, he's old school.

collyrob 4:44 Sat May 6
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Bulph

I don't get it, are we not to celebrate beating a rival and putting an end to their title bid?

One Word 9:24 Sat May 6
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Ha ha Bulphan. Someone piss on your chips ?

Bottlers..

cholo 7:33 Sat May 6
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Regardless of what you think about the os (and I've been one of its biggest critics), if you didn't enjoy last night you're dead inside and might as well fuck off for good, especially if you're going to make snidey remarks rather than taking in the win against those cunts.

BulphanIron 5:23 Sat May 6
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When's the open top bus parade for last night then?

#tinpot

Northern Sold 3:52 Sat May 6
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I tell what it came across in the pub we was all in... a few quite lively versions of Bubbles.... maybe they had the volume down??

Northern Sold 3:49 Sat May 6
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That;s fucking beautiful Alfie..... even in my mangled state... beautiful

chim chim cha boo 3:40 Sat May 6
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Lovely Alfie. Fucking lovely.

Alfie 3:33 Sat May 6
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Getting old and going to the shops

Walking brisk
Shop borne
I frisked up
Old memories
Of this route
From boyhood bones -
Shop runs i did
Before phones
Were mobile.

The thinking
Of all of the sweets
I would buy
The treats
With 10p
To take home to my
Millenium falcon
Hand flown fleet.

I entered and saw
Potatos layered in
Daupinoise chaos
Frozen thawed
Things garlanded in
Thin plastic wrapped
bread stacked
In rows static
On supermarket
Shelves where
Old people go:

Me now.

And so
I buy mints
And squint at
Expired unwinning
Lottery tickets long since
 creased
Pinched with
Arthiritic thinning
Fingers sunk in
My bag wheeled -
Check bedecked fleece
Frilled:

Deep sinks my hand in
The bland shopping bag
mobile and bowed
Beneath my staggering hands.

Hammer and Pickle 3:17 Sat May 6
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Me little cup welleth over at a distance, and I'm happy tonight, chim.

chim chim cha boo 3:14 Sat May 6
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Absolutely H&P.

I'm just glad he made it through winter. It gets pretty cold on Rainham Marshes.

You missed an absolute STORMER tonight Pick. Better than knocking Chelsea out of the League Cup. My favourite night so far at the Olympic Stadium and the boozers after the game were jumping.

Fantastic.

Hammer and Pickle 3:07 Sat May 6
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Alfie is the real deal.

chim chim cha boo 3:04 Sat May 6
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Alfie!

Alfie 2:56 Sat May 6
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Gentlemen - may i intervene in your spat? There is a tale sir that i must vouchsafe.

Lend an ear please , steel yourself for the lamentable tale i now impart.

The over zealous bird watcher (1864 - first Part)

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I befriended a robin red breast
He nestled his avian rest nut on my perspex
Bird box - plucking him down from nest
I caressed his flanks
His north his south his westing crown
 his east shanks i fingered
that off bounds clad
Around his breast pumping
Chest harbouring lumpen
Little heart thumping- flexed resound.

I loved him and he desired me
Free with ardour,
I lovingly nuzzled him and fleas
Of the sort that linger in birds
Jumped in my hair in insect herds.

But i loved him so and would not hear
Bad words said to his chirruping near
Triĺling din clear beaked flow.

Nut pecking
Robinny red breast
Spindly legged
My bird love
Loved so
Wing spanned
Feather crested
Swoopy cunt.

Restless
Migrating

He Loved - then left me
Sudden
Flew away left my
Binoculars blunt

Bereft.
Defunct.

Johnson 2:52 Sat May 6
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Right.

Hammer and Pickle 2:48 Sat May 6
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Because you are clearly into sucking cock.

Johnson 2:46 Sat May 6
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Why?

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